Luung

I'd say the old city for you Pdogg, anywhere near the Thapea Gate

Just now, poesface said:

11 hours ago, Gutsy said:

I do have more revealing photos of the lovely Natalie, but I don't post those on bar threads.  Perhaps they will surface on another thread or a PM.     

God bless you, Gutsy! I think that was the best PM that I've ever had; I nearly spat my corn flakes out this morning 555... You're a gentleman.

And a bloody good way to keep one step of the heroes too.

I guess I'm going to be spending quite a bit of time in Why Not bar when I get off that plane, I think she's really got it going on!

Just now, Gutsy said:

The prettier of the two bosses. "Nam Nueng"

Just now, Gutsy said:

 

Who says so???.. I think that Natalie's to die for!!... Looking at the previous pics of her makes me really depressed that I'm stuck in the UK right now.

Got any dirty photos of her?

I love it & usually get my my face stuck right in, especially with orientals... But 'ginger' snatch tend to smell like ammonia & that just makes me want to spew!

Just now, stoolpusher said:

I like to look at any  pretty cutie  ,if she is with someone  or not . But that is as far as it goes if she is with  some lucky guy ,i am envious  sure but that iis his girl not mine.

Same as that, Stoolpusher... Although, as a kid I do remember on occasion saying to friends that, "I didn't want 'any old bird', I want someone else's bird.

But that was just a pissed up young kid looking for something obnoxious to say. The reality is that I find pretty nasty, to the point of being upsetting, when someone wants to go poaching in somebody else's pond.

Thing is... Most blokes I know both in & out of this scene, 'would', 'do' & 'have' done it without batting an eyelid.

On 9/26/2016 at 11:31 PM, Pdoggg said:

I'll be back in Patts in a week or so Luung.

Cool, it'd be nice to see you... Please send me a PM when you get here

Funny thing is that I still want to go back to PP

Hi all... I'm in Patts for somewhere about the next three weeks or so... Anyone want to come out to play?

16 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

Two Aussie Hells Angels surrendered to Pattaya police and agreed to pay 150,000 baht in compensation to the victim.

Money well spent 5555

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I  just glow, every time i see that vid

On 9/16/2016 at 2:16 AM, stoolpusher said:

Sorry mate but I was only there for 2 nights and have been home a week now...We will cross paths again for sure.

 

Have a good time is Pattaya and at the Zaza Massage shop ....well worth a visit.

Shame, it would have been nice to meet up again.

I had a lovely time with Dao on Tuesday, but bloody well forgot to mention you or the forum, guess i got carried away...

Damm, it looks like i'll have to go back again, now!

20 hours ago, stoolpusher said:

Thanks DK (go the Eagles )

 

Thanks Luung

How long are you in town for, Stoolpusher?.... I'll be down Pattaya on Sunday

It'd be nice to meet up again, if you're still about?

Nice heads up Stoopusher!.. I shall definitely be a regular patron whilst I'm down in Patts

I do like a massage with firm pair of hands

I get away with every single penny that I can!

Fuck em', the girls and the bars!

It's a point of principle... They're the one's who try to extort the customer first!

10 hours ago, TEXASMAC said:

I just now want to go there to do 11. It is a Yankee thing

10 hours ago, TEXASMAC said:

I know I could do it, because since the gastric bypass I can drink a ton of liquor fast. But after 2 hours I need to be in bed.

55555555555... Go for it, records are there to be broken!

Just remember that it took years of honing myself physically, as well as mental preparation... Plus, abstinence... This is not to be undertaken lightly!

And by the way, I wouldn't think about downing the lot as quickly as you can, if i was you... That's the biggest mistake people make & it's how you'll completely twist your melon, man!

I'd only have a problem if I put my foot next to that one & noticed that it was twice the size of mine.

Has for the cauliflower coming out of the other one's arse... I wouldn't even want to talk to or touch anyone who'd been near that thing!

17 hours ago, SiamSam said:

I'd love to hear all about it Unc. 

17 hours ago, Luung said:

Best to ask PDogggie first, Sam... It might be a subject deemed inappropriate for the forum?

6 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

It's OK Unc.  

Ok... Confession, boast or report, not quite sure which it is, but here goes?...

The new 'main' stonner's bar in PP is a place called Shooters located by the night market on the riverfront (they've got another one in Sihanoukville), & apart from selling reefer, they have a fine array of ganga laced cookies & shots. The shots come from bottles that have sprigs/branches of ganga marinating away in them & they come in three strengths, ridiculously strong, stronger than that even, & outright fukin' mental.

Anyway, the local record for drinking the mental shots is nine & a half , which were consumed last year by some nutty Russian MMA fighter who had to keep pounding the hardwood bar, 'machine gun fashion', with his fists to stay focused until he finally folded & puked, not managing to get the final half a glass down. His girlfriend then carried/dragged him to his room & he wasn't seen for two days!

Well, unassuming me, actually managed to push down ten of these disabilitating  shots on a quiet night when I was meant to have met PDogggie, but declined because I was feeling under the weather... I honestly just wanted to buy a small handful of joints & then go back to the guest house to stay in the room, so as to recover & build up a bit of strength for the next bar crawl; but we all got talking about the challenge & some of the weird array of characters who had taken it up, including the governor himself who only managed six shots (the average).... And I just thought, fuck it, I'm going for it... AND DID.... I pushed down ten of these shots until it felt like my whole body was glowing & I was levitating a coupler of inches off the floor.

Now, admittedly I didn't raise the bar by much, but at fifty five years of age, I don't think it was too shabby!

I even ended up in a music bar afterwards with the staff from Scooters (It was like being out with Frank from the David Lynch film 'Blue Velvet', if anyone remembers that?), getting slaps on the back & beers bought, but admittedly folded & left before the the rest of them, declining offers to be walked home.

Man, I was twisted up myself for a couple of days afterwards... But hey, I'm a record breaker...

Best to ask PDogggie first, Sam... It might be a subject deemed inappropriate for the forum?

15 minutes ago, donnykey said:

What about the "gomers " on pic one

 

Oh my god!... That looks like a cauliflower growing out of her arse

Well spotted!

14 hours ago, SiamSam said:

Ohhhh-la-la on number two. Whew, what a dish!!!

Domino Presley, I believe

No 6... That's one bad bit of photoshopping!

No1's One of ours, from up here in the north... Forget her name, but she's from Lamphun & is really good friends with the ex

The bottom one's been on my computer for a while now... that photo drives me bananas!

I got my last two flights to the UK through Skyscanner... Easy navigation, good deals, friendly & knowledgeable customer service

I concur fully PDoggg... Although, the draught beer isn't particularly moorish either... So, that makes it more of a smokers paradise, than anything else, JMHO.

That said, by comparison the western styled meals do definitely stack up as really good value... But hey, I'm usually a street food eater, so I just ended up expanding my waistline & feeling weighed down with stodge, most of the time.

There's some real cuties around the bars, but has said, it's not cheap & the FL fare didn't do a lot for me, but there were a handful of LBs' that I'd really like an encounter with & I did leave with that feeling of 'unfinished business'.

It's got it's charms like the French colonialist architecture & baby monkeys dancing about on the roofs & balconies... & I most definitely now have a preference for Cambodians over Thais.

I'd love to share the record that I set in Phnom Penh... But I'm not sure that it's appropriate on an open forum, Pdoggg?

I said on the other forum that she looked like a sweet soul...

What a shame, that's a really sad story & Pattaya 1 should be really ashamed for the way that they presented it!

15 hours ago, SiamSam said:

Don't know if that would be enough of a deterrent. Perhaps shitting your pants and inviting her to sit on your lap. 

Nah, some of them actually like that type of action 

13 hours ago, sustra2 said:

Wear a tie.....just try...nobody will bother you

Brilliant, if they think you're some impoverished school teacher or even better still, a missionary, then I'm sure that they'd leave you well alone.

Just don't do what I did once & tell the poor girl that you used to fuck her mum... It really don't go down well

5 hours ago, sustra2 said:

I hate to pay.......i never pay....i simply help....in some cases i do charity...but i never pay ( let me think that it is different. Please )

I'm like that too... The moment that I stop lying to myself is the time that i'll have to give all this up 5555

I've got to believe that they're all my little chums & that I'm just helping them out

I'd just read about this on the other forum....

What an absolute shame, she was a really sweet, friendly & has already mentioned, honest individual.

I hate it when nice people go too soon.

R.I.P. Aun