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MrMercury

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  1. I fished at that first one on Pattaya 3 last year. Great way to spend a day away from the beach.

    Not big fish in there but plenty to keep you interested along with food and beer.

    It is about 15 min walk from Canterbury Tales.

    MM.

  2. Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).

    Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then.

    God, I love my new Taser!

    They say that sex is the best form of exercise . Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.

    Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though- She's crap at pool.

    When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream & put a cherry on my head. Yeah life was tough in the gateau.

    MM.

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