4:17

Simple economics, what the market will bear. If the gent is that gullible, good on her, I say.

Incidentally, I scanned the comments, expecting the usual "Oh Teh Ladyboys!" and "Oh Teh Gays!" and was not disappointed.

On the other hand, from one poster there was this gem:

She looks a hell of a lot better than many real women one sees going around with their farang partners. Some of those give me nightmares.

This reminds me of shampoo commercials from the '80s back in the States (I looked on Youtube, Vimeo, et al, but failed to find one): Boy sees beautiful woman. Turns out she's independently wealthy, a nuclear physicist  and Nobel prize winner in literature with a cock-sucking and cum drinking fetish (I may be exaggerating a bit here). He's so totally is prepared to go there, and then:

"Oh! ... But that dandruff!" And he fucks off.

I'm not trying to imply anyone on here is like that, as I'm sure most aren't, but I can just imagine the punting equivalent: "She was the most beautiful ladyboy I ever saw ... totally passable, an Asian goddess. And I could tell by that stiff bulge in her panties in the bar she was incredibly well hung and able to get hard. Then she came out of the shower. ...

"Oh! ... that downward curved cock!"

It's easy to get spoiled here in the land of plenty, eh?

I have to come clean here: I could almost (but not quite) be the above guy, just insert "phimosis" where it says "downward curved cock."

Well that didn't take long ....

Had a good time in here last Friday night; Miss Aom made for good conversation while I waited for my intended, Miss Gate to finish eating outside. It was pretty busy for this time of year -- but then it was Friday night --  and ended up spending a couple hours before leaving with Gate in tow.

Props to Fatcat and his staff.

Lita's got some pretty big brass balls, if that counts.

If you're into size, I would suggest -- JimSlim correct me if I'm wrong -- Jazz was her name? A few weeks ago JS has me meet him in Famous. I walk in and go to shake his hand and he takes it and places it under this girl's dress ... it was, more than a handful, let's say.

David Icke is my new hero; I shall dye my hair silver and grow a mullet in his honor. I have seen the light.

And as I suspected, you're all in on it. You're all using me to service your lizard overlords:
 

They use human fear, guilt, and aggression as energy. "Thus we have the encouragement of wars," Icke wrote in 1999, "human genocide, the mass slaughter of animals, sexual perversions which create highly charged negative energy ...

Every time I have perverted, kinky sex with a lady/ladyboy in Thailand, one of you is nearby harvesting my pervert chi energy for the reptilians. You all claim to be coming here on holiday, but I see the truth now. All these trip reports and threads ... mere fronts.

The truth is out there!

Does that mean its British lizards that run America?

Submitted, without  comment:
 
12 Million Americans Believe Lizard People Run Our Country
 
From the Atlantic Wire (as linked above) ...
 

Today PPP released the results of a national survey looking at common conspiracy theories. Broken down by topic and cross-referenced by political preference, the results will not inspire a lot of patriotism. If you need to defend your fellow countrymen, be sure to note that the margin of error is 2.8 percent.

I wasn't referring to you specifically, Strocube, rather the Brits in general -- knowing that a lot of our fellow BMs are British. Just taking the piss, since the original story said the spies in question were British.

I'm not one to speak ill of the dead, but come on, if you're going to party like that, party like a rock star; go big or go home. Me, I only snort coke with 1,000 baht notes, you know?

After all, you never know when you are suddenly going to trip and fall on your straight razor, like this guy obviously did.

Is that Riga's high school yearbook portrait?

555, I'm pretty sure if Allied spies got that close to Hitler to put hormones in his food, they just would have poisoned him and killed him outright. But then you British are an odd lot.

La Bamba! I challenge you to pistols at dawn. I demand satisfaction, sir. *throws down glove.*
 
Heh, someone new to the forum might get the wrong idea.

As for being a tosspot, if the shoe fits ...
 
Fulwell was actually referring to me in Like Will to Like:
 

If any poore man have in a whole week earned a grote,
He shal spend it in one houre in tossing the pot

That minor in English comes in handy in the most unlikely of places,

JimSlim, you had the right of it sir; your prescience is hereby noted and commended.

Enjoy your medals everyone.

Someone posted another of these Thai army rituals on Facebook that the brass make the privates do, because they can.  Looks like a wild night out in Sunee. 

So I guess gays in the military are okay in Thailand? Oh, right, but they're not gay.

Don't ask, don't tell.

I know a ladyboy who just got called up; I better not show her this photo or she might shave her head, take the implants out and enlist, 555.

bb, pm me the make and model. I have an idea of the problem, but am on my phone atm. Too much to type on a phone ....

Once I drove three hours out of my way -- including a detour on a dirt road --  to visit Hell, Michigan ... and the general store was out of post cards. No stamps either. I did make it to Climax, though, and they had stamps *and* postcards.

And more than once I've driven from London to Paris or vice versa on my way to/from Cincinnati, Ohio. Really.

Can't say as I've been to St. Louis-du-Ha-Ha, though. Next time I'm in North America I'll have to remedy that. Those wacky Quebecois ... Sacre bleu ...

...

 

1) Clear your cache.  This seems to solve many problems.

 

2) Delete Ladyboy Review cookies. this is a great article, just use ladyboyreview instead of nytimes.

 

http://www.tech-recipes.com/rx/424/view-nyt-articles-without-subscribing/

 

3)  then reboot your computer.

If you clear out your browser's cache and the relevant cookies, you should be able to get away with only closing and relaunching your browser, as opposed to rebooting your entire computer. Myself, being the nerd that I am, have my browsers set to empty their cache and cookies every time I shut them down.

This keeps them happy and healthy; the digital equivalent of prune juice, as it were.

And remember, for those of you worried about this sort of thing: cookies are one way of determining what you've been up to online -- how The Google keeps track of where you've been, etc. Your browser cache would also indicate where you've been, should the authorities/your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/kids snatch your computer and snoop around. All those porn sites you visit? All those jpegs are in a temporary cache on your hard drive. ...

Another option is to use the little button in the left hand corner of the top toolbar, the one that looks like a light switch. This will give you the option of editing the code directly. To wit:

Then you can quote whatever you wish, by adding quote tags in [ ], manually editing the quoted post the editor dumped into your post, or whatever code you want to tinker with.

And viola:

Then you can quote whatever you wish

May is gone now. I'd suggest Jazzy but others may have better recommendations.

Still on the scene though, just not working out of Famous -- at least at the moment. I got a text of inquiry from the other day, since she knows I can't be arsed to use Thaifacefriendlybookster.com. Although I will sit with her in bed while she chats with other potential customers and help her respond, 555.

The soi is very small and narrow I walked past it in broad daylight. Coming from Sukhumvit If you look down the second soi on the map you will see the Office Bar. Turn right at the next soi even though it looks very small. Perhaps easier to spot Hookers Bar next door unless the signage has changed.

How it looks in daylight but our signage is obscured from Lookie Lookie and Green Parrot.

For me the easiest way to find the little soi Darkside is on is to look for the Wall Street bar, as shown in FatCat's picture at the bottom of the previous page. Not only do they have that big blue awning, but they have a faux street sign that sticks out and is easily visible as you walk down Soi 33; it says (naturally enough) Wall St. in white letters on the traditional street-sign green background.

As FatCat said, the Darkside sign is partially obscured by signs for other other bars, and at night it looks literally like a dark alley, at first. I can see how people missed it; the first time I went I walked past the soi twice before I found it.

May pop in there tomorrow night around 8:30 ish, if anyone is about.

Oh, I wish I had seen Guitar lately. Last I saw her she was working in Obsessions. We only went short time because I was heading back to Suphanburi the next day early. That was a couple years ago now.

I know she had mixed reviews, but I always had a great time with her, and she was nothing but a sweetheart with me. I hope she's doing well. JaiDee, if you do track her down or hear how she's doing I'd appreciate it if you let us know. I'm sure I'm not the only one. ...

I like BEER. Is she new on the scene?

Nah, beer's been around for about 7,000 years. Zing!

Sorry, I couldn't resist; that was a soft one lobbed over the plate.

And sorry, Chase, please carry on. To make up for it, I'll mention that I stopped in the other night, and only stayed briefly, as my intended, Candy was already spoken for, but I enjoyed myself with minimal hassle, while I was there. And the rest of the lineup, as you can see, is indeed cracking.

Thanks for the kind words, gents. Willie, looks like you were at the other end of Beach Road from me. ... I didn't think there was going to be a parade; it was supposed to start at 2, but after when I still didn't see anything on the south end of Beach Road but the usual traffic, I was making my way back to 13/1 when the first parade vehicles finally made their appearance.

Figures a Thai parade would run on Thai time, eh?

Might have to track down this O'Gara's Bar sometime, looks to be some cuties working there. ...

I'm pretty sure it was Hugo Chavez who blew it up. ...