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williethepimp

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  1. Ive never been to the P.I.....thailand and cambo ,yes.Thailand wins hands down on cambo,so much choice in thailand....if youre looking for a non bar lb,have a look on thaifriendly or dateinasia......lots of potential girlfriends on there.some of them will actually be who they purport to be....ie ,non bar girls

  2. Interesting, I know they suspend guys for things such as too many unanswered friend requests but didn't realize they did that for political content.

     

    Willie, do you recall what sort of message FB sent you when you were temporarily banned for political content?

    im not sure...something along thr lines of "this account temporarily suspended pending bla bla)...it can only have been being un PC,i certainlydont make too many friend requests....

  3. 21.35 GMT, still down on the laptop but strangely it is still working on the old dog????

    i thought i'd been (temporarily ) banned again.....for being politically incorrect ,as is my wont......btw,my facebook page is not in my name ,and my profile pic is not me....theyre too feckin nosey!ianonymity,its the future,i tell ya......

  4. I use a "zero" credit card.....zero interest if you pay the balance off in one hit.I preload it before I come to LoS,pay £2000 onto it and drip fed it while I'm on holiday.....I still have to pay the 180 baht fee from the atm,but there are no hidden bank charges to contend with....I'd hate to bring a load of cash with me and lose it /have it stolen.....

     

    What i'd like to know is ,which bank atm gives the best exchange rate.....?...Ive googled it a few times ,but its hard to unravel which actually gives the best rate(depends whicjh website you use)...Any of you brainy chaps know?

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  5. That is fucking class!  Reminds me of the time I got pissed with an evangelical American couple in Linda Bar.  They tried so hard to show me the errors of my way.  Alas, I was beyond redemption.

     

    Perverts and child molesters she's looking for???  She should try the Vatican first. Fucking hypocrisy man!!

    amen to that....she needs a really big cock up her arse....a dry bumming would be my prescription for her obvious madness
  6. I have always wanted to, but have never been able to achieve it. Probably just as well, as I'd never leave the house.

    classic....I'm bad enough wanking...what chance would i have if i could give myself a bj........?

     

    I only got married coz i couldn't suck my own dick...

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  7. I still can't get it.  Will sleep on it for another week.

     

    In the meantime, here's an easy one:

     

    A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this possibly be?

     

    Hint: This has nothing to do with adoption or time travel.

    the surgeon was the boys mother...
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  8. Cilla Black left the building earlier today.

    she made a fortune from absolutely no talent....a wardrobe check in the The Cavern,got to know the Beatles and their manager,and frauded a career in the music industry....talk about being in the right place at the right time...!.....anyway..thats an obituary you wont read in the papers..!

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  9. I have heard that there is a new line up, as two or three of the girls from the series have now left the band. One of the new girls is Tata. Yes, Tata ex Ezy Bar and up until recently detained AHMP. Totally selfish of me, but I now hope they don't make it too big, i.e international fame. A few years ago Tata spent a week in Samui with me and my dear old folks, and I managed to get through the week with them convince she was a GG. If the band becomes internationally famous I may have some explaining to do.

     

     

    Yikes.......

    classic.....

  10. Well,as someone who has spent quite a lot of time in Snooky,all i can say to this report is ?....BOLLOX.Of course tuk tuk drivers everywhere will try to ask a high price to tourists,the tourists job is to haggle them down -duh!

    Youre far more likely to be ripped off in Thailand....

    As for the police ripping off tourists,i dont mind giving them the odd dollar for a motorcycle offence,theyre not as bad as the thai police,and if you really want ripping off big time by the police,go to India,theyre Premier League cunts...

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  11. We all know that the plural of mouse (as in Mickey) is mice.

     

    But is the plural of mouse (as in computer accessory ) mouses?   :flirt2:

    Yes ,apparently it is....to differentiate it from the other mouse/mice....

  12. And while you are pondering over borders, try this one for size:

    As I type, it's half-time in the Champions' League final.

    Which was the first team to win the Champions' Cup/League without actually being the reigning champions of their country, and in which year?

    nottingham Forest?
  13. ha ha

     

    yes indeed.... but the Trash factor is the attraction i think... i bet it was on prime time major channel TV in most European Countries. How Australia got in i have no idea ????.   Fuck me i bet Syria will be in it next year

    apparently,according to uk morning tv,oz was invited in on a one off basis,it being the 60th anniversary of euro song contest....should they have actually won it,they would have had to choose a european city to stage the next contest in...

    The winning song (i heard it for the first time this morning)...is total shite, a pre pubescent teenager must have penned the lyrics...shame the Russkies didn't win...it would have livened the whole thing up a bit....

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