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7 hours ago, duke007 said:

Easy option boys, don't bother going  "Up to You" , I personally enjoy the shows as do many others and go to the Ladyboys of Bangkok Cabaret Show here in the UK every year, whether it is childish or not 

I hear you mate.  And I will admit to being a wee bit impressed when I first went to Alcazar.  But if you take my stiff cock out the equation I get really bored with these shows.

1 hour ago, Luung said:

Blimey, I fully understand hanging around after a show to see if I can pull one of these perspiring amazon lovlies & get a bunk up...

But actually sitting through one of these shows!!! FFS, how can you do it, I'd rather put a fukin' gun to my head!

Yeah, got to agree.  Unless one of them's getting bell-ended after the show, I can't sit through a cabaret.  I find it all very childish.

mmmmm.....toe buffet.

This really could fuck things up.  If 3000 baht became the norm for a long-time I reckon I'd be as well staying in the UK.   I'm hoping this is a temporary setback.

Saying that, It's an excuse to bring more in from out of town - ladyboys from the country that'll undercut the Pattaya superstars.   That should fix the problem.

Is that big condo down near Na Jomtien?

Wow!  That's typical.  The Thais do town and country planning like I do contemporary ballet.  

It's never been an issue for me.  I'm shagging hookers, and hookers have lots of customers.  Saying that, I do remember taking one of Lita's girly-boys for a short-time and afterwards donneykey joyfully told me the lad in question had sucked him off just minutes earlier.  To think I might have had trace molecules of donny's cock in my mouth was a bit unsettling.

Better the devil you know I suppose.

I like the look of Scooters Bar.  Always loved the whole mod thing.  I'll get my Fred Perry on and bounce in there on my next trip. 

I hope all you good Catholic Irish boys are having a cracking day in Pattaya.  I'd like to see the look on the priest's face when you go to confession 

Interesting.  I've never met her, but I would have bet she was a real bitchy prima donna.  She comes across as a sweet lass in the interview though. 

I reckon it's the natural, girlfriend experience most of us get in Thailand that really attracts us.  I'm like a goofy kid when a sexy ladyboy wraps herself round me.  And I get as much of this lovin' as I want! 

Fucking priceless man.

I pity the poor fools who've never experienced it.

I must admit, I probably wouldn't enjoy a cabaret if I there wasn't the prospect of a shag after it finished.

Yeah, got to agree.  There's something about a ladyboy cabaret that gets me going.  The first time I shagged a cabaret dancer I thought it was fantastic.  I thought I was progressing from the bar workers to something better.  Experience has taught me it ain't always so.

All that glitters is not gold.  You get some real fucking prima donnas in these cabarets.

Can't say I've got a favourite number though.  One Night Only springs to mind.  Only because that's all they'll get out of me.

Good lad Sylvester.  I used to have a comprehensive knowledge of Pattaya's short-time rooms, but I'm probably a bit out of touch these days.

Just do it mate, make your mistakes along the way, and read through this forum - it's a ladyboy shagger's bible.

All you need is money, time, and a stiff cock.

Oh how I wish I could do it all over again.  In fact...I think I will.

I pity the poor fools who've never tried.

No, I can't say I give a toss if it's Calvin Klein or Victoria's Secrets.  My decision to have sex with someone had usually been made at some earlier point based on the way they look and act.  I agree with Lung that I need to see an attempt at being feminine, but by the time I reach underwear I'm a runaway train.

I took Chocolate from Sensations once and she disappeared into the bathroom for a shower and came out 10 minutes later wearing lust a pair of my tartan boxer shorts.  That seriously gave me the horn.  What would a psychiatrist make of that?  Maybe I want to fuck myself!!

To quote the late, fucking great, David Bowie:  "I've always been a closet heterosexual."

No matter what I've done, I kinda feel the same.

Yes, yes, short haired ladyboys do it for me.  I was with one last trip.  She works in the Rompoo Complex, Nancy.  I'm sure one of you deviants has a photo of her.  Very attractive.

On another theme, I was on a scooter last trip and I drove by a Thai guy who was obviously a guy from the waste up, but below he had a tartan mini-skirt, stockings, and high heels.  Fuck know why.  But it was the weirdest thing to look at, very confusing too.  Outstanding pair of legs on the fella.  He really was half man, half lady.

If someone is going to sleep with me, it's a long-time.  If only sex and a bit of chit-chat, it's a short-time.  That leaves a lot of scope for the duration of the encounter.  The shortest short-time I've ever had was around 15 minutes.  The longest long-time, about 24hrs.

A good friend of mine once told me - I ain't paying for sex.  I'm paying them to fuck off the next day.    Sometimes, this is exactly what we are doing.  Reminding them that the fake romance is over and it's time to go home.

If I was in Thailand I'd love it.  But I'm in Scotland so I hate it.  Fucking Auld Lang Syne...it depresses me.

Don't dwell on it mate.  It sounds like you had a good time for the two hours.  You'll be able to gauge it better next time.  A four hour booking is quite unusual (to me anyway).  I like the vagueness of a short-time.  It can sometimes last two or three hours, and if we get on really well I always offer an overnight bonus.  

I learned a long time ago never to book an overnighter with someone I don't know.  If you don't really hit if off, and want them to go early, they still want long-time money.  Offer short-time even if you want long.  

Better...just.  

Merry Christmas fellas.  Oh how I wish I was celebrating it on a beach in Thailand.  Alas, it will not be so.  

Aye.  It's Soi Honey, about 150 meters in from the Soi Bukhaow entrance on the left hand side.  I was looking for that wee cute thing in your pic.  Never found her though.  I really need to brush up on my stalking skills.

Wow! Looks like you've been run over by a tank.  Fair play mate, if that's what turns you on.  

Yeah, I remember Apple, that's sad news.  What happened?