redrock

22 hours ago, bumblebee said:

Cheers Willie, it was a turn up for the books for sure.  On my mother's side of the family my gt grandmother was from London also,    I did a DNA test a month back to find out how British I might be among other things.  The results were an eye opener to say the least.  Turns out I am only about 67% Irish (the normal average for a native Irish person is about 95%) and wait for it.....18% Scandinavian lol.  The British side only showed up as 3% which was a surprise as I expected it to be about 10 to 15% from my family research.  It also showed up 6 % Italian.  Some interesting stuff going on back over the centuries indeed.  There was even a tiny percentage of south Asian thrown into the mix.  Who do we think we are for sure....

Interesting.  I'd like to get a DNA test done.  I'm almost certainly predominantly Celtic, but  maybe a bit Scandinavian too.  

I didn't know you could trace DNA to particular countries.

I love Trump!  

There's at least one bar in Jomtien Complex that holds a drag night - Mixer Bar.  Nothing special but it turned my head a few times as I walked past.  There were times I'd walk past and see a few mincers getting ready for the show.  Little bit of make up, but obviously not a ladyboy.  That made my cock twitch a bit.

Yeah, the Zing Resort is the dog's balls in my opinion.  It's a sign of what's happening around Jomtien Complex.  It used to be a right poofter hotel. but now it's quite mainstream. I saw falang couples, gay couples, guys with ladyboys, everything really.

I liked the feel of the place.  Great value for money.

8 hours ago, bumblebee said:

We'll have to hit it in the coming weeks to check if your foresight is on the mark.

 

Always has been, but not been there for a while so Redrock must have insight.

No real insight lads. I just get a feeling it's prime for it.  The Venue is a long standing ladyboy cabaret show which always seemed a bit too upmarket for the area. But with a few nicer bars and  hotels in the complex the atmosphere is changing. The place is slowly but surely getting a make-over.

Still definitely a gay area, and I know many lads feel uncomfortable with that, but many ladyboys start off as mincers until they see the potential in dressing like girls. And I've noticed more of that around Jomtien Complex.

There are loads of gay lads that are willing to dress up for a one off occasion.   And some are so sexy you wonder why they're not doing it every night..

Jomtien Complex will gain in popularity and become a good spot for LBs.  

I've watched this place steadily pick up over the past few years.   It's never quite made it, but it'll happen.

A few bad blows for me I must admit.  But I'm a better man for it.  No complaints.

2017 is gonna rock!!

Good luck and good fortune for us all. 

Strangely, considering how many I've humped, I've never met a ladyboy who's ever cooked me a meal. They all talk a good game but no one has ever produced the goods.

They're all good at ordering in restaurants though...especially when I'm paying the tab.

There's more ladyboys in Thailand than I could fuck in 10 lifetimes.  Just because one is with another fella doesn't make her more desirable.  Why would it? I can only assume there's some underlying self confidence issue in anyone who acts like that.

Yeah, I love the fake romantic sentiment.  I'm as bad as them.  But in the morning...time to fuck off please.

As long as they take the queen's shilling they have no stake in the relationship.  They're service providers.

38 minutes ago, pentire said:

I can't speak for arrivals because I've hitherto not arrived close to midnight however, for departure I used to frequently depart around 01.30 while going through immigration before midnight, although my passport was stamped the day of flight departure and NOT when the day before.

One time I even paid the overstay because it was my second day over but only by 90 minutes, I thought that was a bit harsh.

Yeah, happened to me too.  Passing through immigration at 11pm on the last day of my visa I had to pay one day overstay because my flight departed at 1am.  I tried to explain that once through immigration I wasn't technically in Thailand anymore, but the officer wasn't buying that one.

Yeah, I  don't understand the appeal.  That's for Thai desperados.  

16 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

This year's Loy Krathong features a Super Moon as the moon will be closer to the Earth than any full moon since 1948 or until 2034.

Tides will rise, wolves will howl, and if you're with a very special ladyboy you both may feel a tingling in your loins.

Enjoy this very special and respectful Super Moon Loy Krathong!

 

Ahhh...that explains the hairy back and long fingernails.

Zing is a good choice Dukey.  I've stayed there a few times.  Banging value for money.  My favourite in Jomtien.

4 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

The old man tax is 100% voluntary.

Generally, what farangs are willing to pay is much more than what many ladyboys are willing to accept which leads to a wide range of possible prices.

No doubt what we can get in Southeast Asia is a much better value than back in Farangland, so much so that we are willing to spring for airfare to get here.

 

Yip.  I agree.  There basically isn't an old man tax. Maybe an ugly, smelly, obnoxious drunk man tax, but age usually ain't an issue to ladyboys.  I've met men in their 60s who fuck their way round Thailand no questions asked. Polite guys who keep themselves in decent condition, dress well and splash on a nice cologne, will always do well.

Remember lads: we're dealing with horny young men, not prudish young women.  

I've always accepted bar fines as a part of the whole scene.  And I suppose I've not got a problem paying in the future if there's a lovely bit of arse in a bar. But most of us lads have been at this game for quite some time, and the truth is we rarely have to pay a barfine if we don't want to. 

That's a real shock. I knew Aun from way back. Quite genuine.  A really nice character in Pattaya.  What happened to her? 

3 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

 

The bus is great.  A very pleasant trip with no traffic.  The van ride sucks.  The van won't leave until every seat is occupied,

My van trip was the worst of my life.  The driver passed thousands of vehicles on the trip and I only counted two that passed him.  The only time he'd slow down a bit is when he was talking on his mobile phone.

 

Exactly my experience.  Never again.

Porno.

Locked up in a ladyboy nick!  That would be fucking great.  They'd rip me a new poop-shoot in there.  What a thought.

I gotta agree with you mate.  If I sense any feeling of resentment from a bar owner I'm off.  I don't need someone to procure hookers for me. I'm a big boy now, I know how to get a ride in Pattaya. It ain't difficult.

If a bar owner makes me feel uncomfortable he's obviously not suited to the hospitality industry.  The clue is in the name.

I bet he's only there trying to get a free shag.  

Interesting tale.  It doesn't surprise me but it's a nice reminder of the mentality of some of these lbs.  

I rarely take an lb to a place I know I'll meet one I've fucked before.  In the past I've had experiences of horrid little cunts trying to spoil my night when they saw me with another hooker.  And occasionally they did spoil it.

I've met lots of ageing ladyboys who would jump in the sack at the drop of a hat.  What we need to remember is they ain't female.  They don't have a biological clock ticking.  They were horny young men who turned into horny old men - just like us.

They're a slave to their sexual desires - just like us.  

If they want money to get fucked when they're middle aged, good luck.  I ain't got any sympathy for them though.

13 hours ago, Foggy said:

 

kissing licking and swallowing juice and passion with Patty on a resent visit...

phew she's hot.

 

I'm trying to eat my cornflakes Foggy.