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  1. swtrange and close encounters of the third kind....but we are not talking about E.T.
  2. behind the curtains........
  3. Hello sweetie...what is your name?
  4. how kind....u carry the bags...i pay the bill..........
  5. we take a taxi or we just walk???????
  6. turn up the nose???? bend over...it's better!!
  7. this reminds of the serial "three's company" ...Jack Tripper...remember? well...in this case was 4's company
  8. help help...sharks are approachin'.......
  9. i wanted to go to Malapascua or Boracay as Randiuno suggested...but as i live in venice i am bloody tired of water...( could seem strange but i like traffic and cars....in venice we just have boats...eh eh ) so decided to stay in Cebu and spend nice afternoons in 2 GG places The first one is on ramos before Robinson ( only GG ) The second one after mango square. Forgot both names but in the second one they have also 2 nice ladyboys workin' there
  10. they have also a bar open till 10 p.m. with nice chocolate cakes.......a toblerone bought at 7/11 in front of the hotel costed me a lot of money and efforts......
  11. and a nice maiden tidin' up my fridge......and making a mess in room.....
  12. stayed at Diplomat...basic Twin Room....Twin 'cause in one bed i sleep...in the other one i.....well u know what i do in the other one. 1,000 pesos a night, air con, safety box, security guards 24 hours a day....no problems with ladyboys...and a nice view...............
  13. such a tight ass.....made me feel like a 18 years young student absolute beginner...naughty naughty Mickey Mouse!!!!!!!!!!
  14. i must admit that the first days in Cebu were very confusing. In just 2 weeks ( as suggestions provided from this site ) after a great and fast operation of skim off i built a network of 20/25 ladyboys in Cebu...( potentially more then 100 ) and they all wanted to meet me....So was really undecided on who/when/what to prefer! Some of them wanted a relationship...some just money and a relationship....some...only god knows.... But i had a problem...the only word " relationship " gives me a strong feeling of discomfort......so just went for some massage and mango at night...for the serial : "Don't bite off more than you can chew." One night i met this one called "Mickey Mouse"....always looking for cheese in a very intelligent and cunning way
  15. i am more then a fan.....suffices it to say my graduation thesis was about "under the volcano"
  16. Super thanks...never seen it before...will watch it tonight thanks...i am a greedy gourmand about everything regarding the "magic" Lowry.....
  17. well.....just went to a barbecue place for some chicken & rice......a good prelude....in Cebù they do not use forks and knives to eat..............just hands with plastic gloves......how strange...i use gloves for different kind of things!!!!!!!!!
  18. sure i know....but i am so shy...it is my first time with a foreigner....eh eh eh!!!!!!!!!!!! ( i think i've already heard this sentence 20,000 times before....."my first time" ....still makes me laugh after 25 years of mongering around the world..... )
  19. excuse me i am a foreigner from Europe, my first time in Cebu......i am hungry...do u know some good place where to eat??????
  20. street holes everywhere...slippy ground.....i slip into ladyboys...............
  21. traffic is crazy in Cebu...
  22. how nice to wake up in Cebu....good morning honey...would u like some cream in your coffee??????
  23. In Cebu u could wake up with strange people with butterfly tatoos on their smooth shoulders.....
  24. going back to my Hotel i was assaulted by 20 ladyboys at this place ...took 2 of them to my hotel ( wow..i liked it!)...just right to mango Square...from now on this would be my hunting place after 2 a.m.
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