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Was chatting with some guys in a bar about the ideal ladyboy as far as physical appearance, style of dress, and general demeanor.

So what's your type?

Glammed up or low key dress, hair and makeup?

Gym fit or soft?

Phat ass? Paperboy ass?

Tall? Short?

Flat chested or sillycone?

Hung like a horse or itsy bitsy teenie weenie?

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Fluent in English.  Graduate degrees in economics and political science.  Thinks that sleeping late is a waste of half the day.  Has no idea what "The Masked Singer" is.  Enjoys hours-long edging and mutual blowjob sessions.  Is naturally petite and feminine so takes no hormones and shoots rich and thick spermy cum with the consistency and palate feel of Greek yoghurt (OK, OK, I embellished this last part just a little to make you non-fellators out there sick to your stomach.  Let me know if it worked.)

Needless to say, I'm still looking.

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5 hours ago, soiboy said:

Fluent in English.  Graduate degrees in economics and political science.  Thinks that sleeping late is a waste of half the day.  Has no idea what "The Masked Singer" is.  Enjoys hours-long edging and mutual blowjob sessions.  Is naturally petite and feminine so takes no hormones and shoots rich and thick spermy cum with the consistency and palate feel of Greek yoghurt (OK, OK, I embellished this last part just a little to make you non-fellators out there sick to your stomach.  Let me know if it worked.)

Needless to say, I'm still looking.

Let me add a few to the list

-Never heard of TikTok. 

-Hates shopping.

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On 1/28/2022 at 10:30 AM, blind boy grunt said:

If some LBs smoke why don't you just keep away from them? instead of insisting they live your way?

I'd be keeping away from just about every lb. I don't insist they live my way, just that they don't smell like an ashtray.

Actually I don't insist they use mouthwash, they know they should and always do without being asked, when they have shower. 

Typical unhealthy tobacconist! 

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She has a good job and is a good professional

 

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She always takes care of her hair

 

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Well minded

 

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She’s got a hot ass

 

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She’s proud of her culture and knows where she’s from

 

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Humble

 

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Pretty

 

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Brave and endurant

 

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Romantic

 

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She has a great know-how

 

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Nice and always ready to serve

 

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She will always smile after sex

 

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Serious and smiling

 

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Healthy and well alive

 

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Well hung

 

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She looks like the perfect daughter-in-law my mother would have enjoyed to meet

 

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She has a lot of experience

 

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Oops ! Not this one.

 

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Hard worker

 

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smart and easy going

 

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ambitious

 

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Faithfull

 

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Open to the white men culture

 

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Helpful

 

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Good at making massage

 

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and always ready to be screwed her tiny ass

 

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with big boops

 

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shy

 

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Useful

 

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Determined

 

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Sweet

 

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always ready for sex

 

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proud

 

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cool

 

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punctual

 

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discreet

 

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Smothering with kisses

 

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free

 

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Quiet with great composure

 

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playful

 

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adventurous

 

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intellectual

 

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well hung

 

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explorer

 

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stepping outside the framework

 

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controling

 

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strict

 

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globe trotter

 

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Hot                                                                                                                         Too hot

 

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submissive

 

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reliable

 

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In search of love

 

Now, you can input all the datas into the supercalc computer and see what's going out. 

 

 

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maybe my all around fav is a deaf/mute hottie with a big cock who loves to fuck, and be fucked.  Very professional, did not waste any time playin on her phone in any session. As I've given up hope of finding a SMART girl who speaks English well and does not believe in ghosts, gamble or spend most of her time staring at her phone Dong is as close to perfect as it gets for me. Only downside is I liked her more before she got those godawful huge fake tits.  I've only seen maybe TWO that went for a natural size. I'd PAY for a girl to get milk if she went SMALL size.

natural, hormone or no titties, pleasant and smiling, enjoys everyday simple things in life, oh and MOST of all LOVES TO TOP. 

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My ideal ladyboy must have the following attributes -

looks good in the mornings

shorter than me or at least not taller (rules out the amazons)

strong hands .. I tend to have a struggle with twist tops

doesn't nick my aftershave

braver than me with spiders

cracks up at my jokes

agrees with my politics 

reads rather than watch tv and doesn't think much of social media

thinks I have impeccable music tastes and will listen to sad country laments with me.

 

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honestly, I like so many types.

But I really like the independent punky short hair types that are lots of fun and love to laugh and get dirty. Get drunk and high and go both ways....fuck and be fucked. Suck and be sucked.

 

cock needs to work fully. And ass cannot be boney.

good Hearted slut bag. That loves to party and do wild shit.

 

totally my type.

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4 hours ago, The-Sith said:

honestly, I like so many types.

But I really like the independent punky short hair types that are lots of fun and love to laugh and get dirty. Get drunk and high and go both ways....fuck and be fucked. Suck and be sucked.

 

cock needs to work fully. And ass cannot be boney.

good Hearted slut bag. That loves to party and do wild shit.

 

totally my type.

You would fucking love Ana at TJ's. I had her for room service last night and her performance was better than Lily's! Add to that a great personality and unbridled enthusiasm and she will tick many boxes.

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3 hours ago, Aitch said:

You would fucking love Ana at TJ's. I had her for room service last night and her performance was better than Lily's! Add to that a great personality and unbridled enthusiasm and she will tick many boxes.

Aitch, you should start a dating service. I will go visit TJs on my next visit and if this relationship gets more serious I will name the first baby Ana and I have together after you. Little Aitch!

 

thanks dude.

 

 

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My ideal:

  • Feminine and extremely passable
  • Has tits, they can be induced by hormones or silicone. But I don't want to fuck Asian Iggy Pop. I don't like bolt-ons or ones where you see the bags ripple around the edge because they've stretched the skill so tight. I want high-grade, professionally done gems that make you question whether they are real or not.
  • Working cock is good. I'm not a bottom, but I do like to give oral. I'm not sure what size Lily's is, but it looks pretty dang good to me. I am amazed by some of the larger cocks I see on TGs, but I'm not letting anyone cram 10"+ up my ass.
  • Looks good with makeup and fantastic with just a little bit.
  • Fun, but not crazy in public, but ready to get naked and feral in private... and then embrace in afterglow.
  • Good sense of humor.
  • Shares what she wants sexually and excite to reciprocate what I want.
  • Doesn't have shopping, IG or "how can I get money from you?" on her mind all the time.
  • Smart and socially adept enough to flow from my family, to my friends, to my colleague, to drinking buddies, to a group of TGs.
  • No tattoos, fake contacts or unreal hair colors.
  • If she can cook, that's great. If she likes to clean, I might be willing to let her top me :)
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