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Hi everyone. Welcome to Emmy's Bar Livestream
Tonight theme Kittens costume choice 
You can support us by tranfer via paypal
Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink
Pay at this link
or use our PayPal account: tutubas85@gmail.com
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:party0011::yes: Hello everyone.  On Sunday Night Aug 22nd , Emmy's Bar will have a live stream at 10 p.m thai time. Theme Sailor moon.

 Come and have fun with us.

  I will post livestream on my personal Facebook page as follows.
- My Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/tutu.wattanasiri
-Page facebook Emmy's bar
https://www.facebook.com/Emmybarladyboy

Website : LBR (Here)

   You can support us via paypal.
Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink
Pay at this link

http://paypal.me/KattyRoomforRent

or My Paypal = tutubas85@gmail.com 

Even if you are not in the mood to buy drinks i am happy that you watch the show and visit Emmy's Bar when you comeback. The kittens and myself hope to meet you all one day

Thank you very much for support us

Hope to See you all
Emmy and the kittens.:biggrin:

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Hi everyone. Welcome to Emmy's Bar Livestream
Tonight theme Sailor moon 
You can support us by tranfer via paypal
Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink
Pay at this link
or use our PayPal account: tutubas85@gmail.com
Thank you very much.
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:party0011::yes: Hello everyone.  On Sunday Night Aug 29th , Emmy's Bar will have a live stream at 10 p.m thai time. Theme The Rainbow girls

 Come and have fun with us.

  I will post livestream on my personal Facebook page as follows.
- My Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/tutu.wattanasiri
-Page facebook Emmy's bar
https://www.facebook.com/Emmybarladyboy

Website : LBR (Here)

   You can support us via paypal.
Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink
Pay at this link

http://paypal.me/KattyRoomforRent

or My Paypal = tutubas85@gmail.com 

Even if you are not in the mood to buy drinks i am happy that you watch the show and visit Emmy's Bar when you comeback. The kittens and myself hope to meet you all one day

Thank you very much for support us

Hope to See you all
Emmy and the kittens.:biggrin:

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i have been reading so much recently about when all will open again, when you can all head back this way. Last night i even dreamed about it. So to give you all hope, here's the tale of that dream:

Ode for The Cowpoke and Jimmy 'The Kid' Cargo [ High Noon ]

In the night I had a dream, it could have been a movie scene,

Lockdown/shutdown had all ended, or maybe it was ending soon,

in Emmy’s bar at High Noon.
 

All the boys made their way

 Back to Emmy’s day by day.

Some by plane or boat of course

One came back upon a horse.

The Cowpoke tied his nag to the nearest post,

 went in to see the one he loved most.

In walked Sunny from Big C

Cowpoke yee-hawed constantly,

“Sunny dear with all accord, will you please,  

stroke my pork sword”,

Said Sunny, with much solemnity,

But I don’t have a magnifying glass on me”

Okay then, my trouser snake? Won’t you please give it a shake?”

 Cowpoke, will you never learn?

It’s not a snake, it’s a worm”

truth is told at high Noon, in Emmy’s bar and saloon.

 

PD walked in quietly, but PD he was pissed,

He sat down in his favourite chair, but PD went and missed,

he banged his head upon the floor,

but quickly smiled, when he saw:

What a boon! It hadn’t hurt,

he could see up Teya’s skirt!

A rocket ship and two moons, and Uranus

good lord i'll be in heaven soon!

all on show in Emmy’s Bar and Saloon.

 

Said Grunt to Quinn

“I heard kid Cargo’s coming

do you remember him?”

Surely do” Quinn replied “I think I see,

that he’s just walking down soi 3.”

The soi was crowded but the silence deafenin’

Kid Cargo walked so mean and threatenin’

Then, he yelled from down the street,

“Cowpoke, come out from wherever you are

I see your hoss outside Emmy’s bar,

come face me down if you will

I’m sending you to boot hill,

you been a-messin’ with my Sheila

you’re  gonna need some kinda healer,

yes, you been messin’ with my woman,

for you now, armageddon’s comin’ ”

He then pulled out his 11 inch

Women moistened and men did flinch,

The ones who saw… said: that’s peculiar!

one more and he would have a ruler!

 Get your cock out Poke” cried he

come and fight with what you got,

though folks tell me it’s not a lot”

 

The Cowpoke heard and started quiverin’

Trying to crawl and slide and hide,

 Out of sight, under the pool table,

But, being porky, he wasn’t able.

Emmy pulled him back by the ankles,

Cowpoke something here rankles,

Get out there and fight, you could win,

 But, just in case you don’t,

please pay your check bin”
 

A Cowgal knows which side her bread is buttered

To the Cowpoke, Sunny muttered

“Cowpoke you are toast

Jimmy the kid I love the most”.

Cowpoke blanched and said in gloom

“Sunny darlin’ stop your talkin’

to my death I could be walkin’

 purty soon I could be in my tomb”.

So he went with great reflection

To face down Cargo and his erection,

but, he knew his chances zero

But faced his fate with his sombrero,

Emmy cried “Poke, you are my hero”

So walkin’ tall to face his rival

He knew it was all about survival.
 

They came together, two deadly foes

to face each other toes to toes.

Cargo cried ‘you varmint! you been messing

with my gal, are you confessin’?

You bin doin’ sumpin’ funny

with my true love Sunny.

I’m a six times a day man, you know

Gonna put you down as fast as you’ll go

 So Jimmy jerked once and then twice

And then to no one’s big surprise

blasted Cowpoke, right between the eyes.

To calm things down at Teya’s urging,

 Sunny cried “Jimmy, I’m still a virgin!”

BB laughed, “to be sure, to be sure,

bejasus! I’ve heard that before.”

Said Ciobha, hale and hearty

“I’ve never seen a Cowboy bukkake party!

Emmy then, realizing all her fears,

“oh my god! It’s in his eyes and ears!”

Running to help with a tissue

to clean the mess of Cargo’s issue.

“QG, you’re not looking too enticing

Your head’s like a cake with melting icing,

No, you’re not looking very cute,

You should have worn your hazmat suit”

 

The women cried and baby’s wailed

dogs a-howled and men high-tailed,

Horses neighed, people prayed

chickens clucked, donkey’s brayed

Woodie woodied with Sophia

Said to her “I’ve missed you dear,

keep your head down ,as god’s my witness

When cargo fires, he don’t take prisoners,

When he shoots he knows no stopping,

He’s not called The Melbourne Cock for nothing.”

 

Rom was standing next to Lily

He was back here on the hunt

Said Lily “please don’t talk to me

Surely you know I only love Grunt?”

Chester arrived from his Laundromat

next to Sara the kitten he sat'

He took one look at QG

Jeez! someone’s fed me L.S.D!

They all knew it had gone too far,

 outside Emmy’s Saloon and Bar.

 

 

Sunny fell and tore her dress

Pleading for some understanding,

Jimmy you are too demanding!

Jimmy smiled, “I do confess, I’m going to sort out this mess,

no-one mess’s with  Kid Cargo,

specially not that cowpoke desperado.

All were hoping things didn’t worsen soon

 In Emmy’s bar and Saloon.

 

The audience they all applauded,

Curiosity, had been rewarded,

Kid cargo sat down near a stranger

“Don’t worry friend, no danger now it’s true,

Are you okay? And who are you?”

The stranger said “my name is Seven, and I’m fine, but could be finer

I’m just booking my next holiday in China.

 

 

In came Big Al from Normandy, appearing quite mysteriously.

 Zoot Alors! Mon Ami!

Something is happening here I see..

Is it to do with my girl Sunny?

And why is that man’s head all runny?

Jimmy thought ‘this is strange’

He’s like a walking mountain range

Hi Big Al have we met before?

And who are you looking for?

If you are seeking Jimmy ‘the Kid’

He’s over there, that’s where he is

I wouldn’t like you to be disappointed”

And To Big Tel, he pointed.

 

 

The cowpoke walked back inside to hide

Muttering to himself a prayer,

enough gun play now - I’ll barfine teya!

“Surely pard “she said your gun is empty?

shucks gal, I still have plenty,

 then walkin’out with a full sack

He shot Kid Cargo in the back.

It seemed right then to me,

that it had ended honourably

None had lost and none did win

 

Grunt then said to Quinn

“I’m going back  home

Maybe write a song or poem”

Quinn replied, “yes do it soon

you write the words I’ll write the tune,

Why don’t you call it ‘High Noon

down in Emmys bar and saloon’ “

 

So well I guess, in fact confess

This poem could be seen as detrimental

But that’s really inconsequential

for any resemblance to anyone alive or dead,

or Quietguy, is  purely coincidental.

He lived to fight another day

So that’s all that’s left to say,

This dream was told with great precision

so, it is your decision, 

was it a dream? Or a vision?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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