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Emmy, thank you for a great night at the bar with Stoolpusher and the other visitors you mentioned. And the girls of course. As you know I made an appointment for the Tuesday to see Mind again. Lovely girl; I hope she enjoyed the evening as much as i did.

Best wishes for the days to come; and hope to see you at the bar again soon.

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8 hours ago, cobber32 said:

Emmy, thank you for a great night at the bar with Stoolpusher and the other visitors you mentioned. And the girls of course. As you know I made an appointment for the Tuesday to see Mind again. Lovely girl; I hope she enjoyed the evening as much as i did.

Best wishes for the days to come; and hope to see you at the bar again soon.

well done Cobber... Mind is very underestimated indeed, possibly because she's the oldest there and therefore a little quieter at times than the others. As you said a lovely girl.

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On 8/14/2020 at 11:00 AM, cobber32 said:

Emmy, thank you for a great night at the bar with Stoolpusher and the other visitors you mentioned. And the girls of course. As you know I made an appointment for the Tuesday to see Mind again. Lovely girl; I hope she enjoyed the evening as much as i did.

Best wishes for the days to come; and hope to see you at the bar again soon.

Thank you very much Cobber32.  I hope you will come back again soon. Always welcome.

Emmy :yes:

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7 hours ago, blind boy grunt said:

and also welcome Donnykey, Thanks.

Hopefully there's going to be a hell of a party one day! Instead of the former Meet and Greets we can have 'After the Quarantine ' bashes......

Perhaps one or more of us could write a song along the lines of "After the quarantine". Using music from another song?. Then have a singalong one night when we are all together. Preferably after midnight when the drinks have taken effect!!!.

It may scare the girls off, but what the heck!.

Actually what about having a go at writing it now. Maybe 3 or 4 verses which can be repeated.

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well no tune to compare it to woodie

but here a 30 minute bash... you find a tune! er...QG...no it's not rap... but actually thinking about it with a big rewrite it could almost fit into Barry Maguires 'eve of destruction' but i can't be fart-arsed... i'm off for a massage...it's pension day!

 

The whole damn world’s in isolation

Half the people face starvation,

Can’t travel from nation to nation

No more trains leave the station.

The whole damn things humiliating

All too sad and too frustrating,

Write a letter to the Queen

Let’s have fun in Quarantine!

 

Hazmat suits and covid test

What will they come up with next?

Fly into your hotel cell

Get into the strict regime,

Do what you’re told in quarantine.

Spend your money how we say

It’s just for fourteen day,

But even when you’re feeling stronger

could be a week or two longer.

Foreigners are unclean, better get a vaccine!

Let’s have fun in Quarantine!

 

Wash your hands in benzene now

Don’t upset the sacred cow

Our masters know what’s best for us

They say they are trying to save us

But are they trying to enslave us?

They now have a new obsession

One day there will be confession

When we all have learned our lesson,

Living with the new routine

Let’s have fun in quarantine!.

 

Feeling like a leper now?

You think it will get better, how?

Two weeks in a hazmat colony

Not so funny but pay your money,

Escorted down to the beach

For you the world is out of reach,

We’ll keep you well, we’ll keep you clean,

Let’s have fun in quarantine!

 

 

 

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We'll meet again

We'll meet again, in Emmy's Bar, don't know when.

But I know we'll meet again some Sunny day.

Keep smiling through just like Thais always do,

till the vaccine drives the lockdown far away.

 

So will you please say hello to the girls that I know.

Tell them we will be back.

Teya will be happy to know though we had to go,

we'll survive covid's attack.

 

We'll meet again, in Emmy's Bar, don't know when.

But I know we'll meet again some Sunny day.

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sorry Woodie...i don't do sentiment! but here we go...one we all know and love [well, i do] the short BBG version of 'Fixing to Die Rag' by Country Joe Macdonald. original is included below.

Come on all you monger men

Thailand needs your cash again,

Hotels in an awful mess

What to do? try and guess.

Invite you all to come by plane

Come on boy’s join the team

Next stop is quarantine.

 

And it’s 1-2-3… What are you flying for?

Don’t ask me, do you know what I mean?

Next stop is quarantine. 

Come on quietguy don’t be late

Bumblebee don’t hesitate,

Be the first ones looking cute

In your masks and hazmat suit.

And it’s 4-5-6… where are you ‘Seven’ ?

Come on back to LB heaven,

Be the first ones back, on the scene

Next stop is quarantine.

Come on Big Tel, Woodie too,

Come on Rom, time you flew

2 weeks in jail will be good for you,

come on all to phuket town...or maybe go to Porton Down

And it’s 14-15-16-17

Next stop is quarantine

 

 

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3 hours ago, blind boy grunt said:

sorry Woodie...i don't do sentiment! but here we go...one we all know and love [well, i do] the short BBG version of 'Fixing to Die Rag' by Country Joe Macdonald. original is included below.

Come on all you monger men

Thailand needs your cash again,

Hotels in an awful mess

What to do? try and guess.

Invite you all to come by plane

Come on boy’s join the team

Next stop is quarantine.

 

And it’s 1-2-3… What are you flying for?

Don’t ask me, do you know what I mean?

Next stop is quarantine. 

Come on quietguy don’t be late

Bumblebee don’t hesitate,

Be the first ones looking cute

In your masks and hazmat suit.

And it’s 4-5-6… where are you ‘Seven’ ?

Come on back to LB heaven,

Be the first ones back, on the scene

Next stop is quarantine.

Come on Big Tel, Woodie too,

Come on Rom, time you flew

2 weeks in jail will be good for you,

come on all to phuket town...or maybe go to Porton Down

And it’s 14-15-16-17

Next stop is quarantine

 

 

That is good!

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Here is my effort. Penned to the Elvis song,"In the ghetto".

 

As the virus spreads

On a hot and sticky day in LOS

A poor little LB is pulling at her threads

In the bar room (in the bar room)

 

And her friends cry out

Cause if there is one thing they dont need

Is another hungry mouth to feed In the bar room

 

Polis dont you understand

This girl needs a helping hand

Or she will grow up to be an angry LB some day

And the world turns

For what we see is another hungry mouth to feed in that quiet soi where we used to play

 

Take a look and see

Are we too blind to see

Do we simply turn our heads and look the other way

 

Well the world turns

And an angry young LB with no money to spend

Looks down the empty street and yurns

For the way it used to be

 

Maybe someday it will be

If only there was a vaccine to be given for free

So she can return to work

And be free from the burden

 

In other lands

Mongers are waiting, dick in hand

Till the moment they can say

Yippee, back to Emmy's for that trip I planned

 

We all wait until that day

When bbg , Quinn, QG and the other degenerates

Gather at that famous bar

With friends from near and far

 

To once more have a tender caress from Teya , Sunny and the girls on hand

With Emmy leading the band.

And the world turns---------

 

It may not precisely fit the music, but what the hell!!

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23 hours ago, Woodie said:

When bbg , Quinn, QG and the other degenerates

wow Quinn, QG! we've made the grade... big time! celebrated in song...  i've never been a degenerate before, it sounds good! Kittens and Degenerates....   Get your guitar out Quinn, learn the chords...The degenerates are gonna do the Joe McDonald...'next stop is quarantine' on the Emmy's got talent night...  if that doesn't make people happy to stay in quarantine [forever] nothing will!

and here's even more fab and groovy news... coming soon to Emmy's club.. 'The Quinn Chronicles' ...yes the [un]authorised biography of Quinn's life is under construction. Don't hold your breath though folks, my research team have 50 years of his diaries to go through.... but publishers are evidently queuing up for the publishing rights.  If anyone sees Quinn trying to dig a big hole to hide in, sort him out please.... just throw in a bottle or two of Sangsom... He'll be okay.

also...Desertsandman...welcome to the Emmy club to you. Thanks for joining.

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Quinn, I must say that you have bbg's image well and truly incapsulated in your drawings!.

If someone who does not know him apart from your drawings and they passed him in Jomtien, they would know it was him straight away!!.

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1 hour ago, Woodie said:

Quinn, I must say that you have bbg's image well and truly incapsulated in your drawings!.

If someone who does not know him apart from your drawings and they passed him in Jomtien, they would know it was him straight away!!.

no they wouldn't... not now my hair has grown longer and i've got my fringe back. i'll be wearing my head band again soon. Getting back into rock and roll!

Oh! and while i'm here, please guys no more emails, PMs or phone calls, asking for information in advance about The Quinn Chronicles... all will be revealed in the future. Honestly i have been inundated with questions.

Okay, just to give you a taster then and to answer the most asked questions.  Yes, the book will deal will his lifelong battles against drugs and alcohol addiction but will probably concentrate on his sex-addiction problems. As it might help some of you too no doubt.

The early chapters will be studies of his teenage years in San Francisco and Bakersfield, or possibly 'Stan Franks Disco' in Chesterfield,  sorry but the handwriting in his diaries can be a bit scrawled at times.

And yes, his years in the rock music scene will be revealed, including details of the legendary recording sessions with Kate Bush and the rumoured love-affair between them.

all will be revealed, he's possibly forgotten too that in the diaries are songs he wrote with and about Kate, at last they will see the light of day.

No good either asking Quinn about all this...  He's a very private man. Besides..i haven't made it up yet...

Emmy Emmy must be totally baffled with all this... don't worry about it Emmy! fantasy is much more fun than reality sometimes....

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