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 Stayed at Queen's Hotel, 'executive' room is great, every small ammenity is taken care of like condoms on the minibar. Aircon works flawless, security is tight and you can usually just walk past the front desk with a ladyboy they didn't ask for ID but my ladyboys were like 6' tall in highheels so maybe that's why. I like boning the turbo slutty ones in peel off outfits because they call you 'thief' while screwing them meaning you are stealing their heart. Back to Queens, the females in the top floor lounge are available, you can't directly barfine them but after 2am they can just come to your room for 1500p. Some were cute. They are paid entertainers but no talk of early work release or hookering can happen unless completely on the downlow. Another bonus of Queens is in the morning when you go for breakfast, click the "Make Up" room button inside your suite and by the time you return its brand new again. Population of Queens is half westerners and half Korean as most of the restaurants and bars immediately around it are Korean. None of the Koreans said shit about my titanic sized ladyboys I pranced through the lobby with they are OK.

Phillies is right around the corner, a 45 second walk, can pick up and walk back to hotel safely avoiding trike mafia tho weechat is better, same ladyboys are on there under search by distance and have them come to you otherwise be prepared for a guy in your face shouting "HEY THATS BAKLA, U DON'T KNO IS BAKLA??" on every block if you're walking together, I just pretended they didn't exist and kept walking. I was swarmed twice by child pick pockets, bums and drug addicts right outside AngelWitch while going to pick up. Saw some bar fights too, some Korean guy launching beer bottles at some other Korean outside the 24hr smart cell shop by Angelwitch, and some locals fighting at the entrance to fields.  Phillies at midnight had a huge amount of ladyboys all around, just go upstairs and check out which one you want.

Too sketch for me with all the pickpockets and idiots screaming 'bakla' so I used weechat and pinaylove site like takeout. The trike drivers hanging out beside Queens is who a lot of the ladyboys use so win/win they walkout and their trike guy right there from what they told me. 

Used the margarita station driver pickup service for Manila airport, well worth the money though be prepared for going between cars on one lane at 100mph on the freeway since its Asia. Try to run off the plane to queue up for the huge immigration line. Do not go to Angeles on a Friday or go back to Manila on a Sunday it will be a total traffic nightmate. We went top speed down that hwy on Sunday to Angeles when the majority go back to Manila for the work week. It was a parking lot that stretched for miles on the other side of the hwy.

If you smoke, only do it in designated spots because of the new law. You'll see locals smoking everywhere but I saw numerous Koreans getting fined by cops walking down the street smoking so as a foreigner beware. Queens has ashtreys in the room and balcony plus cigarettes in the mini bar if u want.

The 20mg Cialis the vendors sell on walking street works. It was 500something pesos for 4 tablets that work 24hrs or so.

TL:DR my advice is avoid Fields if you're brand new,  and click to order your ladyboys on weechat/elsewhere who will still be there within seconds. Don't ever ask them the price, give your offer and they may accept or later that night accept if no other takers. I went to plenty of Angeles restaurants who do bbq and beer all away from the mongering district, California Shwarma which was excellent, and a small family place that served duck adobo which was excellent. Some great food in Pampanga outside fields tho I did like Kokomos super garlicky Fillipino breakfast.

However I didn't like every idiot in my face saying shit about my date or trying to rob me "My friend, I was sent to pick you up get in" or pickpocketing swarms of street kids all night and day.

Went to Manila afterwards and had my pick of supermodel looking LBs in the malls and weechat, and again the price wasn't too bad as I always quoted first 'Hey, be my girlfriend tonight for (insert bid of choice)". No pickpockets or idiots in your face either.

 

Edit: surprisingly the ladyboys outside Phillies and on weechat were honest, also didn't even ask for money which was unexpected though I paid them to make sure no idea of relationship was happening where it can get dangerous if they catch you with other LBs, remember their trike guys right outside the hotel can relay info and girls all want to take pics of you if you go out for dinner/breakfast other LBs will find.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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17 hours ago, BobDobbs said:

Do not go to Angeles on a Friday or go back to Manila on a Sunday it will be a total traffic nightmate.

  Friday afternoon/evening has always been a traffic clusterf**k in Manila. Sunday early afternoon used to be OK traffic wise. Apparently that has changed.

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Welcome Bob and thanks for the great report.

I personally haven't had any trouble with child pick pockets or beggars in the general area but then again I likely look as though I don't have 2 peso to rub together. 

Agree that traffic in Manila is absolute nightmare and I try to arrange travel around public holidays there which lessens the  agony a bit

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9 hours ago, xyzzy said:

  Friday afternoon/evening has always been a traffic clusterf**k in Manila. Sunday early afternoon used to be OK traffic wise. Apparently that has changed.

Sunday my driver claims was now hit and miss, sometimes ok and other days ppl stay all weekend in Pampanga and then a million ppl go back to work for monday, depending on whatever is happening. I arrived Saturday late night/Sunday AM, highway was clear to angeles and other way was the biggest traffic lineup I've ever seen. Mon to Thurs is best going to MNL or Angeles my hotel claimed with Sunday being flipping the dice.

 

6 hours ago, sydneyjohn57 said:

Welcome Bob and thanks for the great report.

I personally haven't had any trouble with child pick pockets or beggars in the general area but then again I likely look as though I don't have 2 peso to rub together. 

Agree that traffic in Manila is absolute nightmare and I try to arrange travel around public holidays there which lessens the  agony a bit

I noticed it is worse during the day, so if you walk arm and arm with a ladyboy that looks obvious, always remarks from locals. I don't really care but embarrassing for your date. The pickpocket kids are always around that choke point near Narcisco St where the sidewalk is fenced and moneychangers are there. I cross the street and avoid them now, watching them plunder foreigners. They also for some reason were around AngelWitch twice at night running through and trying to snatch shit.

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Some more info, I don't do any drugs and highly, highly recommend nobody in Angeles does but all the LBs I talked to said every one of them knows local dealers and can get anything, claiming Aus clients always want weed and coke. One LB, I showed her some youtube vids of LBs filmed outside Phillies, and she was able to tell me which ones are all whacked out on ice now. Somehow I lucked out and none of the ones I pulled had any drug problems. In fact they were really honest, moreso than I expected. One left her watch and told me to keep it as a gift.

Each LB I picked up and brought back to hotel, they later video chatted with their other LB friends who immediately stripped and offered me threesome which I didn't accept for safety reasons, maybe if I knew them better. And of course the teasing "I saw u at Skytraxx yesterday, you with other ladyboy who fuck ass" tho I just arrived and obv wasn't there.

They also tease Koreans for having tiny dicks, I have no idea if this is an actual fact or anything and I'm certainly not packing a fire hose.

Edit: clothes advice. Do yourself a favor and buy breathable Supima or Ramie cotton clothing. Rohan sells a shirt called 'Equator shirt' and it is hands down the best shirt for this extreme heat and humidity. Outlier sells an expensive ramie cotton button up shirt and it was also great for the heat. Get some nutbag powder too, any unscented talc or Gentleman Pinaud powder to cover inside of groin/thigh. The equator shirt I walked to SM mall in and even tho sweating buckets it stayed dry and airy

 

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Another shill for Queen's hotel, right beside it is a korean run moneychanger with almost the same rates as XE app. Off by only .286 when I was there other day. Open until midnight.

If you want to Visa yourself some money, use World Remit. You don't get charged cash interest(i wasn't, your country issuing card may vary). Sit in SM Clark, use World Remit app to send yourself money, pick up at BDO collection booth.

Also I have yet to run into a scamming or thieving LB. I think if you treat them like a girlfriend they won't try and jack your shit. Numerous times I fucked up the girl proof cleaning and left an expensive phone laying around or money outside the safe and nothing was touched.

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On 5/1/2018 at 12:28 AM, BobDobbs said:

They also tease Koreans for having tiny dicks, I have no idea if this is an actual fact or anything

  I had a GG in AC tell me she was with a Korean who's stuff was about the size of my finger. The Korean and Japanese are also talked about in Pattaya as being small. They are also known for paying big money. The old joke was 4 inches, 4 minutes, 4000 baht. Although 4000 baht isn't so much in Walking Street GoGos these days I guess...

  FWIW my entire SE Asia shirt wardrobe is material that wicks moisture. 

 

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Pic attached is a great LB I met outside Phillies, is there almost every night, always wears the most striking and self described slutty outfits. Totally sweet, didn't take anything or pull any tricks, highly recommended. I asked if ok to post Viber contact to anybody in Angeles, otherwise don't waste time if not there.

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Nice write up and report about Angeles,  gets the jucies flowing to make a visit to Philippines again as its been so long.

Living in Thailand for so long can make u lazy to travel as Im still working my way through farm fresh and older regulars here.

She looks lovely in the photo inspiration indeed

 

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Angeles is really great to meet other foreigners, often these old hilarious as fuck Aus and British guys at Margarita Stn or Phillies. As way as LB mongering districts go Angeles is more relaxed and fun (and cheaper) than P. Burgos but better looking models walking around Greenbelt and P.Burgos. Front desk girls will giggle at Queens if you walk in with your obvious LB though I teased them about it so all good, and seems LBs is far less tolerated than Manila. Feel sorry for them actually, tons of discrimination with those clowns shouting bakla everywhere and being denied into any bar without an invite.

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