bumblebee Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 So you have her back in the room, she has made a great sales pitch and you are all set for a bit of fun before you fall asleep and hopefully another round in the morning. But she looks uneasy and you notice her checking her watch or the clock on her phone. Suddenly you realise your planned night and morning of carnal pleasure is about to end abruptly. So which excuses for bailing out early have you heard before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snick Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Other favorites, I have test tomorrow I go home/upcountry tomorrow I got see friend in hospital..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaiDee Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I got see friend in hospital..... Ahhhhh, an oldie but goodie......this one got used by a girl named Nong in BKK once, called me and broke our planned date. She called me the next day and said "how about tonight?" and I said no, I had to go see friend in hospital. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I had an honest one once. After we played around a bit she said: "You old, not fun, I go" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 I voted for the friend not having the key as it's the one I heard a few times back in the day. I wonder is there a preference for a particular excuse depending on where the girl is, be it Pattaya, Bangkok or elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I had an honest one once. After we played around a bit she said: "You old, not fun, I go" you sure it was only the once Sam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 You remind me of her BB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Ive had the Key excuse two times when taking a L/T and the Hospital one once 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciobha Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Never had rolled out during a LT/ST, but I have had a few within the bar try the old "I go home tomorrow" ploy, in the hope it will hasten your decision to barfine her that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Best one I've had for ending a LT was... "Oh, just got message, my dad, he get shot"!.. "Oh, my Buddha". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Never had rolled out during a LT/ST, but I have had a few within the bar try the old "I go home tomorrow" ploy, in the hope it will hasten your decision to barfine her that night. Funny story, I was strolling around Pattaya one evening and I spotted one of ours. As I passed her she started to chat and she gave me that exact spiel. I was in a hurry home and made my excuse and moved on. A few hours later she appears with a guy in one of the LB bars where a few of us are drinking . Turns out she was his regular squeeze and was staying with him for a long time in Pattaya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Turns out she was his regular squeeze and was staying with him for a long time in Pattaya. Well technically speaking if she was staying with her regular squeeze for a long time in Pattaya then going "home" tomorrow might not have been a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquirrel Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I got "my friend called, she's sick" Saw them all on Walking Street an hour later. This ended a short-time, not a long-time. At least I was only out the bar-fine :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Ive heard a few of the more popular lines to escape over the years, but one act that sticks in the mind was after the deed was done and coming back from the toilet she kicked the bed leg. then started to limp and said "I go doctor now" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Hahahaha!!! Good one Foggy. A gem!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I've experienced the hospital and temple excuses but my favourite was being woken by my chosen one to find her sitting crossed leg beside me on the bed. She looked at me sternly and said "You snore, I go". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share Posted June 25, 2014 I have to go to a friend's birthday party (anytime after 2 am according to reports from disgruntled guys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance2546 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 How can you tell a Thai is lying? Their lips are moving... Slightly OT, this was an excuse to end a short time, the LB had promised two rounds... After a very good round one, she jumps up, looks out the window and exclaims "Rain coming soon, I go now." Total sunshine and not a cloud in the sky. Blatant lie and I'm trying my best not to burst out laughing. She catches my drift and then she is trying not to laugh as well. Busted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrydirty Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 don't think have had one go on me LT , however had one in pooks soi6 while on the job door was loudly banged on I said to the L B whats going on? she say police come bar I have to go hide am am not Thai and if police catch me send me home.... Infact may have been true as I came out loom I looked over the balcony on the 2nd floor and there was police in soi 6..... Regards Garry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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