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Cocktail & Dreams 2014


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Thursday Night

 

 Not a good day:

 

  Nam had a motorbike accident, suspected fractured ankle

 

  Kitty ran into the back of a pickup that decided to turn left without indicating, cuts and bruises

 

 Sonya absconded from the Staff House, whereabouts unknown.

 

........oh and takings were poor, and my squeeze for the night, Koyo from Country Bar, collapsed drunk midway through our after-hours session!

 

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Monday Night

 

 Just off to the bar now.

 

 A regular customer asked me to get a bottle of red wine that's a cut above our House "Plonk". Well after perususing a selection of premier crus at over 2,000 Bt a knock, my eyes settled on this impertinent little Shiraz!

 

 I'll let you know what his reaction was!

 

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Tuesday Night (Earlier)

 

A pretty dire night. Definitely a lull before the Easter holidays, i think.

Still, it gave me a chance to ogle some legs:

 

Nadia

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Seya

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Patricia

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Pollar

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Tangmo

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Pat, looking mighty fine in this trouser suit

 

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Friday Night:

 

 

 May, enjoying herself in the cabaret

 

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 Patricia with an elfin wig - really suits her! But then everything does!

 

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 The post-cabaret photocall where the whales get to have their pics taken with the svelte lbs of Thailand. I wonder if they really do show their friends?!

 

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 Poor Kitty came in to say hello and show us her wounds from her accident.

 Looks pretty nasty, and she says she'll have to have skin grafts and plastic surgery.

 

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Saturday Night

 

Bar closed for mayoral election!

 

 The bars are obliged to close to allow staff the time to vote, and to prevent them from getting drunk and missing their opportunity to vote.

 Rrright.

 

 So:
 Show of hands please: how many staff are eligible to vote?

 

 Er.......thats NONE then.

 

 And, show of hand again: how many customers are eligible to vote?

 

 Er......thats NONE again then.

 

 So why the FACK do we have to close?

 I'd bet every penny i have that if the landlords were forced to sacrifice a day's rent every time, the law would be changed pdq !

 

 And, moving on to the election itself:

 (You couldn't make this stuff up!)

 

  The likely winner will be the gangster Pian, who was disqualified and yellow-carded a year ago for "electoral irregularities" (read Bribery).

 

 A year has passed.

 

 You guessed it: Pian's standing again!

 

 His only opponent is a well educated, wealthy, middle-aged thai lady who seems to genuinely want change on the island.

 This has got Pian worried (might interfere with his tuk-tuk cartels, amongst other things!)

 

 So the bribe per vote has been upped to 5,000 Bt !! (Yes thats 100 quid sterling!!)

 Thats how important winning is to him!

 

 I'm hoping that commonsense prevails Rolling....gif and the lure of 2 weeks wages proves unsuccessful.

But i;m not optimistic.

 

This is Thailand.

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Leaving Pattaya tomorrow (Saturday 28th March) to return to the island. Very mixed visit this time with Patts very very quiet. In fact so quiet i'm amazed at the indifference by so many girls to this walking barfine. And i'm the easiest touch in the world for a ladydrink too, yet in some bars i must have been The Invisible Man ! Their phones must have built-in ATMs, the devotion they were getting!

 

 So much so, i am for the first time in years (read ever!), bringing unspent money home with me!! Oh well, i'll start planning for a couple of days out in Bangkok. Pattaya's loss will be Bangkok's gain.

 

 Just hope NingNong was jumping all over the C & D girls while i was away, when they reach for their cursed jabby-dabby phones. It really is an epidemic that needs stamping out.

 

 

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Sunday Night

 

 Back to the routine of gazing at gorgeous ladyboys,  meeting and greeting customers, and receiving gifts! Such a tough life!

 

 Many thanks to ratman for the tea & choc

 

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 And congrats on snaring Monica for a few days! She was in fine form last night.

 With other members of the Tootsie gang participating in the beauty pageant in Jungceylon, it must have been a bit quiet back at the massage shop!

 

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Pat got busy with a young lad, in with his dad (!) from Sweden, for his first taste of ladyboys. Poor kid looked like the proverbial "rabbit in the headlights" as she told me "I'm going to eat all his body!"

 

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 Her friend raised her eyes to heaven "That's Pat for you

 

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The midnight cabaret was excellent, and got huge applause. I've seen it all before, but still enjoy it when it has that extra something that gets the audience cheering and clapping

 

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 I guarantee Pink's wardrobe is going to change dramatically now that she has a fine pair of bolt-ons!

 

 

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Patricia, looking glam as ever

 

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Tuesday Night

 

 Kitty, bravely doing cabaret, despite her leg not properly healed up yet. Still, a good way to cover some marks: stockings!

 

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 Finale

 

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 Newbie, insisting her name is Nicole. I got some attitude when i told her we still had a Nicole on the books, and how about Nikki?

 Also couldn't be arsed to put on any make-up, so i'm not sure this one is serious about working at C & Ds.

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Beer

 

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Oh

 

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Friday Night

 

 Sad to say goodbye to BMs ratman, Vasilli, & Chicarito.

 

 They wanted Nadia to put on this cap, donated by some northern bloke called Shirley !

 

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Nancy has changed her style - not sure i approve

 

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Poppy & Nancy

 

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Patricia

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

 Steer clear of C & Ds tonight around 10pm when i arrive. Its going to be bloody!

 

 I have a major rant coming on.

 

 I went to the bar today to collect last night's takings, so that i could refill the bank balance, and found myself locked out. This is the 4th time in 3 weeks this has happened.

 

 "Solly boss, key blake".

 "Solly boss, key lost"

 "Solly boss……" shrug

etc etc

 

 I'm in a foul mood anyway, as this cold has been hanging around me for a week now.

 

 You have been warned!

 

 

(please remember these are jimbo's posts and not duke007's)

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Mayoral Election

 

 The bar will be closed yet a-fucking-gain to allow the locals to elect the next crook for the office of mayor, on Friday 25th April.

 

 The 2 candidates are the crook who was impeached for bribery and corruption, and barred from office for (just) one year. The biggest gangster on the island. And the other is a wealthy lady whose family she feels haven't been getting enough of the treasure.

 Of the two, i hope the lady wins, but the gangster is offering a bribe of 5,000 baht per vote, so i'm not optimistic.

 

 My apologies to the long-suffering tourists who are being inconvenienced again by Thailand's absurd political rules, but who will still pay for everything.

 

 Its high time Thailand started to give some consideration to its visitors. 

 How many people are eligible to vote, from the bar? One - NingNong, and she's away in Sweden. (She's gutted she won't be able to collect her 5,000 baht!).

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  • 3 weeks later...

Friday Night

 

 

 Nadia

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 Welcome back Yoyo

 

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 Only the dam buster would have the effrontery to walk into C & Ds wearing crocs!

 

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 Nams delicious profile

 

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 And oh yes, she does have a pretty face too!

 

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 Poppy

 

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 No dambuster, changing shoes with Nam doesn't cut it

 

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 Newbie Jessica. A friend of Nadia's and working in a salon daytime, so warned me that she may not be in every night during Low Season, which i quite understand.

 

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