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If any one wants to try the hotel its OK but if you have any animal problems

( cats or dogs) don't stay here.I have had a pussy in my bed before but not on my door mat when I go to leave my loom and there is a lap dog that sits on the counter when you go to sine in but looms are clean and you are close to all the action... Here on the ground ...ST.

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Wall to wall pussy for the clam chaser's and the LB drinks at Obsession's will set you back 220 and BF is 600 but still cool and I only took Amy for the stay here. So sorry to let the side down GT not enough cash for two at a time,so back to Bangers today then home.

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Unfortunately, few ladies  to chose from, at considerable expense and smelly rooms along with a dirty pool make for a useless expensive stay, despite the owners claims to the contrary.  Go to Stringfellows instead.

 

Few ladies to chose from? Disagree.!

Expense? It's not that bad and you do get free porn. How many other hotels offer that.

Dirty Pool? Disagree.

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Addendum.  I received a confrontory response to one of the members in regard to my negative impression of the Penthouse Hotel. The owner of the Penthouse Hotel discounts any comments about the cleanliness issue of this establishment.  My observations come an onsite visit in June of this year. I was staying at the Dynasty Inn on Soi 13 which is just down the street from the Penthouse Hotel.

The idea of 'ONE STOP SHOPPING' is very appealing to me !  Consider, you can meet, greet and connect with your lovelies downstairs, and without the embarrassment or hassle of motorbiking your way across town, you just adjorn upstairs for the carnal festivities !  I am not objecting to the higher lady drink cost or the high barfine as the convenience far outweighs the toll.

However, upon my visit, I requested seeing low to high end accommodation with the approval of the front desk staff during the daylight hours .  My sister has several cats and I was keenly aware of a similar kitty aroma as we toured. Kitty litter and kitty urine has its own pervasive stench.  Now, the rooms themselves were impressive, practical and WILD !  It looked like I was visiting a hotel in UGANDA but with sexual accoutrements, such as lubes, condoms, dildos and most conspicuously, sex swings...thankyou !
I was most interested in the accompanying rectangular pool overhanging the soi , party to the higher end rooms.  My next door neighbor has a well used swimming pool, here in the states, and I am well aware of all that is necessary to maintain it with frequent visitors and the many kiddies who are known to poop regularly in the presence of H2O. He is constantly checking the water, and its chemistry along with frequent visits from his pool maintenance company. He keeps a log of test results that our city requires for all residential pools.

Now for my observations...the pool was FILTHY !  There was dark debri in several areas notable in the daylight. I asked if there is a log of water testing and a cleaning schedule. The accommodating receptionist, knew nothing of this.  Considering the goings on expected on a regular basis in the pool, there is the question of urinary and fecal material being a problem.  Do you relish the idea of ending up in Bangkok Hospital with a urinary tract infection, pink eye, oral fungal infection, rectal abcess, etc   ? I DONT !!!

I have noted the owner respond with righteous indignation on other websites for those that have questioned the cleanliness of his establishment.  To you sir, I respond,  I WAS THERE AND SAW  ( and smelled )  WHAT I SAW !!!

On the other hand, as I mentioned, I love the idea of your Hotel !  If you can post, online, a pool cleaning schedule and lab results

from an independent facility, ie professional pool cleaning company, I would most certainly reconsider.  Also most people are very turned off by homes or hotels that allow animals to roam freely and contaminate bedding , food and everything else !  Get rid fo the CATS !!!

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Ahem...

 

Pacman you are requested to address the assembly.

 

I, and I am sure a number of others are waiting with tremendous anticipation to read your response to the above allegation(s). Please do not keep us waiting and please do not disappoint. :clapping:  

 

P.S. I may visit your continent in 2014. If so, wanna chug a few?

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I welcome all comments in regard to the state of affairs at the Penthouse Hotel.  If they could get their act together, it would be a wonder to behold ! Given that, I would become one of their formost proponents !

 

I am uncertain to your motives here. So let's try something. And I'm not suggesting pistols at dawn. I just want you to prove me wrong.

 

Step 1. Come to the hotel.

Step 2. Discuss your issues with the PH team.

Step 3. Perform some room checks.

Step 4. Review the hotel pool cleaning schedule.

 

Let’s see if we can achieve something positive here instead of all this hiding behind a keyboard nonsense.

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Pacman you are requested to address the assembly.

 

I, and I am sure a number of others are waiting with tremendous anticipation to read your response to the above allegation(s). Please do not keep us waiting and please do not disappoint. :clapping:  

 

Blimey Sam, nothing like putting a bit of pressure on. 

 

At the risk of disappointing you, I have read Malibu's post & as it doesn't border on the hysterical nonsense that has been levelled at the Penthouse in the past, I find myself agreeing with him. Whether I like to stay at the hotel is not the issue here, his claims need to be verified & confirmed one way or the other.

 

The simple truth of the matter is the pool is either clean or it isn't. It strikes me as odd if the hotel's standards have dropped & the pool is a seething cesspit as claimed but the proof must be there for all to see. While the rooftop pool came after my last visit, I am familiar with the pool in the bar, not the paddle pool that everybody gets confused with but the full size pool with all the swings & slides, & I well remember the strong smell of chlorine coming off it. 

 

I will add that the 'dark debris' visible in the pool is most likely leaf matter as I have seen in pools in Bali, Singapore, Penang, Phuket & Bangkok in the past. The inference that it may be fecal matter does stretch one's imagination. I can just see the barrage of screaming guests calling reception freaking out at such a discovery. Penthouse guests are no less fussy than those of any other hotel. Though it is a wonder anyone stays there the way the hotel gets portrayed some times.

 

As for the cats, that is truly sad. I have read several references to the cat population in the hotel & I will offer my personal plea to the management to get rid of them. I have a bad allergic reaction to cats which will preclude me from ever staying there again unless they are removed. I know why the problem exists, it is the same reason that the hotel will be toast within 12 months of the demise of the current overseer. 

 

There's someone involved in the ownership structure who needs a good reality check because if they continue their delusion that their loyal customer base will overlook such issues, they are going to go the way of every other Asian business who took their customers for granted. They are sowing the seeds of their own destruction, or rather, they have SOWN the seeds. The irony of the name "The Kitten Club" does not escape me. 

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Thankyou for your response !  One site member said the debri may be leaf material. As the pool in question is entirely enclosed, this is unlikely.  Rather than the owner treating negative comments with disdain, it would behove him to exchange emails/phone numbers with a prospective visitor and address the  concern with that individual personally.  BTW, dumping excessive chlorine into water does not neccessarily relieve the bacterial issue !  Further, Dogs/cats carry disease !  We are so concerned about STDs that we forget that other bugs can bring us down !  As a mortal, I would like to enjoy LOS for many years to come.

Sir, my email is meshdent@sbcglobal.net if you would like to converse privately.

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Thankyou for your response !  One site member said the debri may be leaf material. As the pool in question is entirely enclosed, this is unlikely.  

 

Yes, it may be unlikely but that could be said about any other contaminants. I haven't seen the pool & the debris in it but I can't get my head around the idea that random stools have been left in the water for all to see. And as it is not a hotel for children, I question their source. But stranger things happen & if someone has shat in the pool, the hotel needs to clean it.

 

 

BTW, dumping excessive chlorine into water does not neccessarily relieve the bacterial issue !  Further, Dogs/cats carry disease ! 

 

 

 

I wasn't implying excess chlorine had been dumped into the pool, the smell was strong because there is no outside ventilation for the pool in the club. And be wary of over-reacting to bacteria in Pattaya (or anywhere in Asia for that matter), the girl slipping her tongue into your mouth in the bar may have had it up a customer's arse only minutes before. I can confirm it has happened many a time.

 

But a strong immune system is far more valuable than overcaution to pets, etc. The girls make farangs sick every night by insisting on feeding peanuts straight from the bowls on the bar with their fingers. They have no idea that touching our mouth with the hand they wipe their arse with can give us terrible gastro trouble. Yet they do it to each other with no ill-effect. 

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the girl slipping her tongue into your mouth in the bar may have had it up a customer's arse only minutes before. I can confirm it has happened many a time.

 

 

 

And there was me blaming the ol' som tam breath now I know the truth  :sad0116:

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That is a reasonable request.  I will be in Pattaya from November 16 to December 20th.  Who specifically will I contact ?  (  Name...phone number please )

nice one lads get in there , let us know the times and dates a few board members will turn up

even video if you want , handbags at dawn springs to mind .

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If you are suggesting our mutual congress may result in the partaking of some inebriating libations...

 

count me in...          :party0005:

You may bring yer wallet Sam. Pacman suffers from a severe case of CWS, so you will need it if you are to go drinking with him.

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