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So I've been in Peru volunteering teaching ESL at a School in the Amazon.

Anyway, a strange lump appeared just over my navel. Turns out it is an epigastric hernia, that the doctor said requires immediate surgery.

Right now, in the process of trying to change flights and get the fuck outta here.

Going to Medellin where I will be very well looked after by family and get excellent treatment.

Thank god for well connected, caring relatives.

Obligatory lay over in Lima. Cannot stay ten fucking hours at the airport, so will stay over night. Will see if I can find a nice travesti for the evening and tell you homos all about it.

Later,

Strocube

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Thanks, guys.

Yeah, not in a lot of pain, and I'm not supposed to lift anything heavy or sit for long periods of time. Kinda difficult when traveling. Prolly not gonna be doing any serious sport fucking either, but that does not mean I can't get me a little sumtin, sumtin.

Cheers lads,

Strocube

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Bloody fucking hell, it's been an ordeal just trying to get the fuck outta Peru. Thailand is a model efficiency and convenience by comparison. Spent 7 fucking hours on the phone just trying to change a flight and leave. The only thing I was ale to get was Puacallpa, Lima, Lima Miami, Miami, Medellin. Fuckinig absurd and wrong.

Sorry, boys no time for any mongering, just a few hours sleep before I have to be at the airport again at 4:00 for for a flight to Miami at 6:45.

Arrive Medellin tonight at 7:50. Can't wait.

Thanks for the well wishes.

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Been super horny since I quit smoking weed about a month ago. I am not all anti- weed now or anything like that, but I am realizing that the amount I was using/ abusing was causing me some pretty significant side-effects.

In the future, I'll only be using it once in a great while for a special occasion; like a long awaited sex session with someone special, a concert, a walk in nature or perhaps a really great movie experience, not the superhuman amounts I was doing every single night for years.

Anyway, will be at loose ends after my recovery form surgery in Colombia. Been thinking A LOT about Thailand. BKK is way too noisy and polluted for me, but maybe Phuket or Chiang Mai are possibilities.

During my time in Peru, I found I have a real knack and love for teaching. Thinking about exploring that in Thailand.

With an MA, I might even be able to get a university gig somewhere, who knows?

Could also teach scuba, but that market seems a bit saturated, as PADI turns out instructors like McDonalds does burgers.

Any ideas about living /working in the kingdom with my skill set would be most appreciated.

Cheers

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Hi Stro......sorry to hear about your problems, and thanks a lot for the letter; you will find my reply if you check your Gmail account.

Too bad about leaving Peru, but having been there myself 2 times now I can say that it is definitely NOT the place you want to be if you are having medical problems, save for Lima. Get yer arse over to Columbia and get this all taken care of ASAP.

Will keep my ears open for any employment possibilities for you in the Kingdom, I still have a while left on my stay here.....

buena suerte, amigo

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Bloody fucking hell, it's been an ordeal just trying to get the fuck outta Peru. Thailand is a model efficiency and convenience by comparison. Spent 7 fucking hours on the phone just trying to change a flight and leave. The only thing I was ale to get was Puacallpa, Lima, Lima Miami, Miami, Medellin. Fuckinig absurd and wrong.

Man o man, to get from Peru to Colombia u gotta go through Miami, bummer especially when you're not feeling 100% Str.

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Wait, it gets better. So after the ordeal of just trying to get out of the country, the flight from Lima gets diverted from Miami to Ft. Myers for about four hours due to weather in Miami. I miss my connecting flight out of Miami to Medellin, and I'm out $80 because the airline will only give me a "discount voucher" for the hotel since weather is not something they have any control over.

My phone is not working, so freaking out trying to call relatives who are going to pick me up at the airport. Had to borrow a phone from a fellow traveler. Called my brother in LA, had him call my brother in San Diego, who then called Colombia to tell them not to meet me at the airport because I missed the connection. FUCK!

If all goes well, and that is highly doubtful at this point, I leave Miami for Medellin tomorrow at 5:00 pm.

You can't make this shit up.

Thanks for tips about working in the kingdom. Will explore those in detail later.

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Hey Stro,

Sorry about the ordeal...Hopefully once you get to Colombia it will all work out. Yeah, that has been my one concern about my recent travels...."what if I get sick"...anyway, I will say a quick prayer for you...and hope to hear of a speedy recovery....

P.S. I have become very partial to Philippines...maybe you could teach there....

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Thanks everyone:)

Been in Colombia for a little over a week, 11 days actually.

I have my surgery scheduled of 4 June, at 1:30. I am so lucky to be here. The guy doing the surgery went to med school with my sister in law, and he works out of the finest hospital in Medellin. Also, the entire procedure, with everything included, is only costing me the equivalent of $1000 U.S.

Back in the land of fat and stupid, without health insurance, this little thing would've easily wiped out most or all of my savings. Also, I am among extended family who are taking really good care of me.

Feeling super grateful for everything.

In other news, when I first got here I noticed some hot little travestis, but no way could I even have looked without freaking out my aunt, who was with me at the time. If I'm here for a while, I would like to investigate the scene. But it will have to be a deep undercover mission. If I get spotted chasing a travesti, things cold get complicated for me

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Hi Strocube,

When you are back on your feet and are getting a twitch for a walk on the wild side - you could head down to calle 56/57 (and carrera 50) right in the city centre - 2 blocks from the metropolitan cathedral. I was there a few years back during the day time, plenty of travestis hanging outside s-t hotels - keep your wits about you as there are a few wild girls on drugs but you should be fine down there. Didnt go down there in the night time - might be better to call an escort for those meets.

Cali is also full of them, zona rosa in the evening is wall to wall ts right outside all the hotels and hostels.

As for Lima, google distintas peru for some quality ladies or else the newspapers are full of ads too.

All the best with your recovery

Wr

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Widrover, dude, thanks so much for that intel, brother! I really appreciate it.

Will check it out for sure, once I've mended somewhat. Will report what I fund here.

Have found a few on line that looked good. Not my type, bolt ons, but still hot.

Stay tuned for further reports, you pervs:)

Cheers

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Whenever I travel abroad these days I always opt for medical evacution insurance for just such a possibility, especially now that I am older than (ahem...) 30. Med evac to the country of my choice is the crucial detail.

They will also repatriate my remains if that becomes necessary....

And back to our regular program: Good luck stro.

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Interesting bit of trivia, Wildrover, one of my maternal grandfather's businesses supplied the brick for the construction of the Metropolitan Cathedral back in the day.

The family has deep roots here, going back to about a hundred years after Columbus, around 1590, or there abouts.

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Holy fucking shit you guys, I was just down to have a look around the area mentioned by Wldrover. Dude, you are a far braver man than me to even consider taking one of those creatures.

Took a taxi, and as we were approaching, saw a woman covered in blood rolling around on the ground, with a few people standing idly by. She appeared to have just been stabbed.

Drove a bit further, and saw where the girls were plying their trade. They were fucking hideous, and I'm being kind. The place was fucking scary bad in the daytime. I felt I would've been risking my life just getting out of the taxi,

This place is not an option under any circumstances, ever.

Have found some online that looked hot. Gonna call one and see what I can set up. This will have to be in a decent part of town or it ain't happening.

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