snoopdawg Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 FOREWORD Pocahontas: the daughter of Chief Powhatan, known for her role in the early English settlement at Jamestown, Virginia. She is a significant figure in both historical accounts and popular culture, notably featured in Disney's animated film of the same name. Pasalubong: a gift or souvenir given to a friend or relative by a person who has returned from a trip or arrived for a visit. Pasabulong: my mispronunciation of pasalubong which highly amused my travel companison and took on a meaning all of its own, namely kisses. Mr Suave: (pronounced sw-arr-vay) is a Filipino comedy film based on the song of the same name, about the ultimate ladies' man, “hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy!”. https://lyricstranslate.com/en/mr-suave-mr-suave.html "One of the joys of travel is visiting new places and meeting new people" G. Khan "It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife" * A. Morrissette on travelling in SE Asia *Cutlery for a main meal in PH (and SE Asia) is usually a fork and spoon which is frustrating when you need to cut your food. I've taken to carrying in my luggage 2x knife, fork and spoon I stole from Emirates airlines a few years back but didn't once remember to take with me at meal times, only when we ate in the room. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 13 Author Share Posted June 13 COSTS The currency in PH in the Peso (PHP) and at the time of travel I was getting about ₱73 to the £1 but an easy calculation is to divide by 1.5 to roughly get the cost in THB i.e. 1500 PHP would roughly be 1000 THB (actually 880 THB). n.b. During my trip 3 years previous the rate was about ₱64 to the £1 so this rough conversion was more accurate. I have a Starling Card which is much better for foreign currency purchases than my HSBC credit card, and it always works out better than paying in GBP. For example the flight from CRK - IAO was have been £6 more if I’d paid in GBP if that option is offered. In my experience costs in PH are the same amount in PHP as they would be THB in TH, the exception is hotels which if anything are more expensive though this trip I did get slightly nicer accommodation than I would have done in the past. This is also true of ST and LT rates; so if you would pay 1500 in TH you would expect to pay 1500 in PH, albeit in different currencies. I took a large amount of cash but only exchanged £680 (₱50000) in Angeles where there are 24 exchange booths on Fields Ave. I spent just £30 on my Starling card plus £176.44 for return flights for Jane. Mr Suave also gave me ₱19000 in cash for his share of the car – annoyingly the rental company took the full cost from my MasterCard instead of my Starling card because they wanted a credit card for the deposit – and accommodation at Gina Homes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Hi Snoop, how awesome of you to be sharing the Easter trip here at LBR. Looking forward. Especially the pasaBuLong bits... Seriously Snoop this is a major pick me upper as of late my health has been faltering and I cant even find the energy to post trivial stuff. 3 weeks ago I went on an island trip with white ladies my age and what started with an allergy turned out to be something way more toxic that I am trying to diagnosis and deal with. I am not in pain but am ultra lowbat. Anyhoo: BIG CHEERS! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 13 Author Share Posted June 13 Sorry to hear you are in poor health. Thanks for reading though; I understand you've been to PH once or twice so maybe you'll recognise some of the charaters from my TR! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 13 Author Share Posted June 13 PROLOGUE December 2024 / January 2025 I’ve kind of developed a Love / Hate relationship with Pattaya; I’m addicted to the resident ladyboys but at the same time want to spend quality time with a special someone. I decided to mix things up by returning to Philippines, for the third time, and avoid Songkran and the oppressive heat of Thailand – according to weather stats it should be a little more clement in PH. So I booked flights that would give me a 20 night stay (my 5 week working vacations are a thing of the past). My onetime wingman, Mr Suave, suggested an itinerary that would involve exploring the North of Luzon and a visit to the southern island of Siargao. Over the next 6 weeks, with a fair bit of research whenever time allowed, this itinerary was fleshed out and accommodation booked. I had a Beki in mind that I’d like to see again, and it was her birthday on New Years Day so I sent her birthday wishes and after a brief phone call I sent her ₱1500 from Wise to her cousins GCash account – she informed me that she didn’t have a bank account which seemed strange. A few days later she called me asking when I was returning to PH and I broached the idea of having her travel with me. She told me that she didn’t have any ID, which seemed even stranger than not having a bank account, but after some discussion said she’d get her cousin to help her prepare to get a valid ID. End of January 2025 I have finished my planning, researched both my intended destinations in North Luzon and Siargao, and booked accommodation and flights. Though the flights ended up being more expensive than anticipated based on what I’d initially seen on Google. Only thing left is the hire car or driver for North Luzon. I sent ₱2000 to my travel partner of choice to get some ID as she claimed not to have any and she set me back a photo of her application when I asked her if she’d applied. This was after a request for money “for food” which I declined. A few days later she posted she was in a relationship on Facebook so I guess either she’s no longer available or she’s playing games. Early April 2025 In that strange manner that seems to happen where it seems like I have ages to wait until my holiday it suddenly comes around very quickly and I’m questioning if I’m fully prepared (and if not do I have enough spare time to be so). In the past few weeks I had an almost incomprehensible message from [name redacted] that I suspect was sent by her boyfriend. A few days later I was blocked from one of her FB accounts and removed from her friends on the other. A few more days after that she sent me a friends request, removed me from her friends and then sent me another friends request. This has not spoilt my plans but has impacted them insofar as that I will need to find a new travel companion within 4 days of arriving in Angeles City. Funnily enough I had found time to catch up on a number of posts about Philippines on both LBR and LBP slating the state of mongering (for ladyboys) in Angeles and Philippines as a whole; that the South Korean investment and regular round-ups of street-walkers is killing the scene (although I later read some much more positive posts). One post that claimed that many now have Filipino boyfriends that they in-turn are sponsoring; my experience thus far was that although Beki’s are prevalent in PH local guys didn’t want to date them and certainly didn’t want to be seen in public with them. Perhaps times are changing. Anyway 10 days before my trip [name redacted] sent me message asking to confirm my arrival and still wanting to meet at my hotel but not go to Siargao as her “parents not approved”; my interpretation of all of this is that her relationship may be on the rocks and this her wanting to milk what she can from me without committing to what I’m asking for. I believe she’s not working so only by hooking can she make any money to live (and maybe even pay for her boyfriend) which may be a bit of a conflict for her, literally “love or money”. I have had a look online for possible alternative travel companions but unlike previous trips no-one stood out; I already advised my wingman that I will be recruiting upon arrival in Angeles though that was before [name redacted] recent message. Monday 14th April 2025 (2 days before departure) Following a video-call with Mr Suave, during which I could see he’d got 4 sissies in the room with him (3 in the bed and 1 on the couch) I was a little concerned he had netted all the talent by getting to Angeles ahead of me, and I’d once again end up Chloe’d! Not much I can do about it though as my intended +1 is more or less off the market and Pinalove (and other social media / dating Apps) had not yielded much in the way of results on the run up to this trip. I spent a bit of time refreshing my memory on how best to catch the bus from MNL to S&M City Clark, as well as looking at SIM card options. The info on the web about SIM cards seems to be very misleading, trying to dupe tourists into paying ₱2000+ for a 1 month data SIM upon arrival at the airport. https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/18v5ky0/my_experience_with_smart_esim_as_a_tourist/ https://store1.smart.com.ph/view/2661/ I spent over an hour trying to buy a ₱99 eSIM. Firstly the website did not like my browser until I tried Chrome (not Firefox or Chrome mobile) as it refused to show Check-out. Then my payment failed on all 3 of my cards despite me confirming it, so I can only assume an issue with the Maya payment system. In the end I bought a physical SIM card in AC for ₱99 on SMART. Filled up with ₱200 using the App and got free data that lasted 4 or 5 days. I mistakenly spent ₱99 on my Card, rather than using the Load I’d already put on, for 7 days 6GB internet . Overall the cost was ₱400, though it should have been just ₱300, and that lasted 3+ weeks compared to the ₱2000+ options available at the airport. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 7 hours ago, snoopdawg said: In my experience costs in PH are the same amount in PHP as they would be THB in TH, the exception is hotels which if anything are more expensive though this trip I did get slightly nicer accommodation than I would have done in the past. That's my experience too Snoop. 4 hours ago, snoopdawg said: I spent a bit of time refreshing my memory on how best to catch the bus from MNL to S&M City Clark, as well as looking at SIM card options. I like taking the bus from the manila airport to AC but have always been reluctant to take the bus back to the airport. But I hear the road is more direct now. Think you must catch the bus at Terminal 3 but if taking the bus to Aquino airport in Manila you can get dropped off at any terminal. I much prefer flying into Clark and am willing to arrive/depart at an inconvenient time or pay extra to do so. But I don't have plans to go back to AC. Rom's recent trip reports scarred me off a bit. Of course it's nice to have one's Sim sorted early but I've just bought Sims in one of the shops on Fields. Have no idea of what the exact pricing differences are between Globe and Smart. Thanks for all the detail and spreadsheets Snoop! Quite informative! A few random thoughts. Although the rates at the various money changers are quite similar if changing big money I like Norma's on Tedoro. If coming from Thailand, I usualy get USD in Thailand and change dollars to pisos in AC. : There's also a water filling station next door where I can fill my water jugs. For Visa extensions I like 583. For booking taxis I like Beeway YMMV. Great posts Snoop! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 13 Author Share Posted June 13 2 hours ago, Pdoggg said: Have no idea of what the exact pricing differences are between Globe and Smart. ... Thanks for all the detail and spreadsheets Snoop! Quite informative! ... Great posts Snoop! Thanks Pdoggg! When writing this I was aware that people will be interested in how it compares to Thailand so tried cover that. With regardless SIM card I got SMART because prior to my previous trip I had read that it was better coverage then GLOBE when traveling around. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneyjohn57 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Looking forward to your report, Snoop, as they are always informative and have plenty of non mongering information. I spent 19 days in Philippines in May and will wait until your have completed your report before posting one of my own here on the forum. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 14 Author Share Posted June 14 PART 1 – ANGELES CITY Wednesday 16th April 2025 (Day 0) Up at 4am to get the 5:08 train from Sheffield to Manchester Airport. Had a snooze on the train. Flying Etihad from Terminal 1 I was a bit disappointed it was the old slower style of check-in. Nothing on the in-flight entertainment that I hadn't seen or wanted to watch. Fortunately I had a few films downloaded to my phone that I had not got around to seeing so I watched "Hundreds of Beavers" which was a bit like a modern black and white silent movie in so far sad there was no dialogue. Then "My Old School" on the second leg, which is the true story of a 30 year old man who goes back to his old school posing as a teen. I had a few hours to kill in the airport at Dubai and ended up talking to a 71 year old Japanese guy called Koba who had been hiking in Spain. I'm sat at the front of the plane so when we arrive I'm one of the first off after those in business class. I walk down to immigration and I am pleased that it's not the chaos that Manila airport is so infamous for. I go straight up to an immigration counter where I'm told I need to fill out an online declaration to get a QR code, which is news to me and many others. I spend about 15 minutes downloading the app and filling in one form after another until I finally get my QR code which is about the time that all the staff go for lunch. Despite that I get to the carousel a couple of minutes before my bag arrives. I scan my QR code again to go through customs and I'm in Philippines! Find the SMART SIM card counter but they are not selling the ₱599 eSIM only ₱1500+ packages; I'm told “at mall” when I ask. Sod that, it's not the money it's the principal. Their website would not let me buy an eSIM online and they are trying to rip off tourists at the airport (what's new). So I go outside to find the Genesis Bus. It is not well signposted or signposted at all in fact but I remember I took a screenshot of the location info, though still have to ask someone in an high-vis jacket to point it out to me. The waiting bus is just across the road. The time is not quite 12:30 and they are about to set off; if I'm not last on board I must nearly be as there's only 2 or 3 seats left. What a result. ₱430 to S&M Clark. I've got enough cash, about ₱5000, from my previous trip so no need to exchange or withdraw at the airport. There’s no internet connection on the bus but a USB charging socket so all good. As we approach A/C I realise I could get off at Dau bus-station as it is equidistant to my hotel but I need to get a SIM so decide to stay on to S&M as planned. Plus my bag is on the wrong side of the bus for getting off at that stop. I decide I might also get lunch at S&M whilst there. I'm a bit tired despite dozing on the plane but too excited to sleep so just listen to some radio programmes I'd downloaded. When I arrived at 14:15 the mall is closed for Easter, even though it is only Thursday, and won't be open until Saturday. That may explain why the journey out of Manila was so quick. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 This is to contribute my 2 cents worth on the SIM cards topic. In TH i've used DTAC ever since after COVID I assessed that it was a competitively priced choice and convenient to load at the airport (while waiting for the suitcase to come out right in front of the DTAC stall) and a fair deal at anywhere from 400-600 baht for more than i need gigas allowance depending on the number of weeks (up to 4). I might do better at a 7-11 or at the tech shops but in the past they would ask me for bothersome identification steps which at the airport was taken care of... I guess it might be easier now but there is always the communications problem as not all 7-11 Thais are able or willing to explore package options in English. At 500 baht one month unlimited i cant possibly be overpaying too much... or am I? In the PH there are are 2 rival networks Smart and Globe with the latter long associated with higher-ups which is consistent with most of the street types we love being on Smart that i switched to for good in the mid 2010s. Like Snoop I figured the airport offers are unnecessarily pricey, so what i do is AFTER checking in at the hotel i go to anywhere they sell "load" and ask for help buying a package. Invariably someone will check current promotions for me and I pick one I like usually no more than 400 pesos for a months worth of gigas and free texts. There are many such places and Snoop was not wise to have planned to go to the mall prior to going to the hotel as even though the bus dropped him off there, he would have had to scuttle his luggage around the mall to the 2nd floor and back. He could just have crossed the street from his hotel and headed to those little shops on Fields right after Phillies. Or at the convenience store right outside the hotel, which is what he probably did. Hope this helps. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 15 Author Share Posted June 15 Thursday 17th April 2025 (Day 1) After getting checked in at Orchid Inn aka Awkward Hotel I went out to buy a SIM on Field Ave which turned out to be right chore. Almost immediately bumped into (my previous paramour) Princess Masarap collecting laundry (?) I would guess at Phillies but she indicated she could not speak to me which was no surprise as she had messaged me, informed by my wingman of my arrival , and amongst other things mentioned the jealousy of her boyfriend. I bought a SIM from a street vendor for ₱99 who subsequently proved to be useless, shruggin his shoulders when I asked for a bit of help, I then spent 30 minutes registering my new SIM only to find out that I would have to wait for my registration to be approved: Got some drinks from the supermarket and it was gone 16:30 before I knew it. Met up with Mr Suave to say hello to 3 of his 4 sissies, the other being awol and would subsequently dropped from his roster. He was in fine form and hardly seems to have changed in the past three years – still a dirty old man but he counterbalances that with a lot of panache! He suggested that I take one of the sissies off his hands and back to my room for a proper welcome to Angeles; Kim seemed keen but it didn’t seem like a good idea as attractive as the prospect was. I had a siesta before we headed out to Kokomos for dinner of pizza, noodles and chicken fingers. Who should be in town but my old wingman Loverboy25 – he had spotted my Facebook post announcing my arrival so came to meet us when we moved on to Phillies. Mr Suave and the sissies went back early but Loverboy25 and I were able to catch up. Red Street at it is now called was quiet and seemed to get quieter. Maybe less than 10 freelance Beki's on offer, next to nothing on Grindr and bombarded with messages from Pinalove but the majority of them nowhere near Angeles. I exchanged some WhatsApp contacts from the girls on the street but in the end did not pull the trigger. Went to sleep (alone) at well gone 2am. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 17 hours ago, snoopdawg said: He suggested that I take one of the sissies off his hands and back to my room for a proper welcome to Angeles; Great pic of you and the sissy posse Snoop! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 On 6/14/2025 at 2:33 PM, Rom said: This is to contribute my 2 cents worth on the SIM cards topic.... There are many such places and Snoop was not wise to have planned to go to the mall prior to going to the hotel as even though the bus dropped him off there, he would have had to scuttle his luggage around the mall to the 2nd floor and back... I'm not so sure. If I did it again I would be tempted to go to the mall and see if registering my SIM card at the SMART store would be any quicker and easier. On 6/16/2025 at 8:17 AM, Pdoggg said: Great pic of you and the sissy posse Snoop! Thanks. In my rush to get the last update out I missed the following photo of Mr Suave (anyone recognise him? @Rom I understand you've been to PH once or twice, do recall seeing this reprobate about?), Snoop Dawg, and @Loverboy25 who has to tell the girls he's not Korean; that's he's got a big dick, takes more than 3 minutes and most importantly he doesn't pay a premium rate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 Good Friday 18th April 2025 (Day 2) After a poor night's sleep I got up at 8:20 for today’s excursion with Mr Suave and the Sissies to watch Cupud Lenton. My wingman was not entirely sure where it was, and due to the holidays there were no cars available on Grab so he negotiated a taxi to take us to San Pedro for ₱500. After a short drive the cheeky driver tried to drop us off somewhere else much nearer to Angeles City, but before he could drive off we cottoned on to him and made him take us to San Fernando as agreed. Eventually we got there and in good time for the midday crucifixion. We followed the crowds down the street to the mound in the field, acknowledging the frequent greetings of “hey Joe!” from the locals, possibly because my colleague looked like a GI wearing camo waistcoat and hat. It was fiercely hot at the site with over an hour until kick-off so Mr Suave bought some second hand umbrellas and some sunglasses for the girls, whilst I scouted out a shelter where we rented some seats to await the festivities. In my few minutes absense Mr Suave had somehow picked up a stray Polish girl to add to the Barkada. Bouncy and Kim sporting their new shades. It was like a Poundland recreation of the crucifixion, all a little Monty Python with cheap costumers and over the top wailing playing over the speakers. Not sure quite what I expected but this wasn’t it. Once the show had finished it was hectic getting out of the field with lots of cars and trikes jamming the road. We lost the stray Polish girl, Konstanja, upon exiting but I heard from her a couple of days later via eMail as I’d forwarded on a couple of Japan Itineraries to her. After a short walk back the way we came we managed to get a trike which took us to the bus station and from there it got a bit Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The first jeepney didn't take us all the way back to Angeles so we got on another jeepney that we were assured would complete our journey but after sitting waiting for 15 minutes for it to set off it went just 1 km away stopped. We ended up squashing on another trike to eventually get us back to the hotel. After a shower I went down to the bar and ordered a burger. I wasn't feeling hungry even though I’d had nothing to eat all day but I was aware I should have some food. The burger would have been okay if it wasn't for a large grub I found in the lettuce! I should have complained but I was just too tired so threw out the lettuce and the grub before eating the burger. It was quite late in the day by now, nearly 5pm I would guess. So I decided to have a siesta, not setting my alarm but waking up at 9pm. Mr Suave had sent a message suggesting we go to Margarita Station – now at a new location and looking very polished yet someone lacking in the character of the original - and sort out the hire car for our upcoming tour of North Luzon whilst there. I ordered a beef burrito and a large frozen margarita. Ordering the car online proved a frustrating process that took three attempts to complete due to the shitty system and needing to upload various bits of identification leaving me wishing we had booked whilst I was still back home. After dinner we got another trike back to Phillies. There were a few more Beki's out tonight, or at least some different ones to the night before. One of the first I saw was Jane, who Loverboy25 and I had met the night before. . We hit it off despite my wingman's best efforts to shock her that included telling her that I had a sleeping wife waiting back in my room for me! When he and his entourage left we went down to Kokomos for another drink before returning to my room. I was belatedly advised by my wingman, acting upon advice from his sissies, to agree fees upfront so I somewhat awkwardly broached the subject when she returned from the shower. I was starting to get a bad feeling when, unless I mistook her, she suggested we sleep and have sex in the morning which is not my preference. After this awkward start to my surprise she turned out to be a horny little minx! Sucking and fucking in a number of positions until she eventually came whilst fucking me. We fell asleep about 2:30 and I was woken a couple of hours later with her hard cock once again demanding my attention. I had gotten the impression she was mainly Bottom but she insisted on fucking me again until she came and then allowed me to drift off back to sleep once more. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 You're luck Snoop! They were originally intended for the Three Musketeers: You, Mr Suave, and Loverboy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Repent Snoop ! Holy Friday and you fornicating the night away with your newfound Jezebel... Unlike Mr Suave and his choir sissies who, as previously posted on this board, continued piously reenacting the Passion of Christ as soon as they got back to the hotel... 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 Saturday 19th April 2025 (Day 3) I woke up around 9am due to the brightness of the room. Jane once again demanded I give her cock my attention but after some heavy petting and foreplay I had to tell her to save it for later as we had consumed all the water during the night and I was feeling too dehydrated and dry mouthed to continue. After some debate she decided to join me on a walk to the local supermarket to get drinks and some snacks. We stopped on the way back to buy some bananas from a street vendor and were surrounded by beggars. When I got back to the room I realized my 10 peso shopping bag had been slashed down the side, clearly the beggars had tried to steal my groceries! If I recall the same thing happened to me the previous trip but I had forgotten about it. After having some bananas for breakfast I had some time in, then by, the pool with the new missus and my wingman’s sissies whilst he hid in the room. By afternoon the temperature was 35°C which was proving too hot so we headed back up to the room to get cleaned up. Now in the cool of the air conditioned room we both felt hungry so I suggested we go to Binalot Restaurant. We got a trike to the location I had in my maps but there was no sign of the restaurant so we went to a Filipino place on the same street for adobo and a fatty but tasty pork. We walked back to the room for a siesta but Jane was horny again and would not let me sleep until she'd fucked me. Having cum we slept for an hour or so before I was woken by one of the freelancers calling my WhatsApp. The modus operandi in Angeles is to sit in Phillies or Kokomos and the streetwalkers will try to get your attention; typically you will converse and they will often ask to swap WhatsApp details. When the Beki’s know that you are into Trans girls (known as ladyboys in Thailand) they will step up their attempts to get your attention. PH cannot really be compared to TH, and AC cannot be compared to Pattaya as they are so different; Mongering in Angeles would be like sitting in a bar on Soi Buakhao and picking up the Freelancers on the street - there are probably as many ladyboys working in Delirious as you will find on Fields Avenue in AC. Some of the street walkers outside of Phillies later that night. Jane and I met up with Mr Suave again at 8pm and walked over to Agava Restaurant for Mexican. He'd sent his harem away for a while; in retrospect he may have expected me to be alone and perhaps did not like being the third wheel so dragged one of the Beki's off of Walking Street for dinner. Jane and I go back to the room to chill out but within half an hour we're sucking cocks, and she cums for the fourth time in less than 24 hours. I'm not even going to try to keep score as it's clear I'm soon going to fall embarrassingly far behind! At 22:30 we head to Phillies. My wingman is still alone by the time we go to Mega Dance at 00:15 but then disappears and reappears with a new entourage. Papi Papillon beats his wings again. Jane & I have one San Miguel Apple each and a dance; the music varies from classic tunes to generic dance music. Some guy is occasionally throwing cash – making it rain – over the dance floor and Jane catches ₱400 which puts a smile on her face. Mr Suave and 2 new sissies he spirited up from nowhere. The one on the left was his dinner date earlier and the one on the right I don’t think liked him much but was not adverse to coming to Mega Dance as they cannot enter unaccompanied. Jane & I leave at around 01:30 which is enough nightclubbing to last me until next trip and then some. We return to the room and fall asleep, too tired for a fifth round but also in no major rush as it’s clear we’re going to be spending some time together. 5 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazedandconfused Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 This is a great read thanks snoopdawg and somewhat different to my very brief 2024 stay in AC (though I quite liked my time there). No spoilers plse but I hope you made it down to Siargao - I love that island and was genuinely sad for a few days when I left at the end of my last visit there. Cheers. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Uncanny resemblance to Roger Moore that Mr. Suave of yours. good job. The sissy to the left (Mr. Suave's right) is the shouldva spent more time with of the trip. Not the prettiest but with a petite lean sissy body and a rock hard cock that spurts copiously. One night only. Never got around to repeating but will be the first one I round up when I get back. May even summon her to Manila... Pocahontas eager-to-fuck ways are also starting to get my attention. Is she hung? Carry on Snoop. Cheers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 15 hours ago, dazedandconfused said: This is a great read thanks snoopdawg and somewhat different to my very brief 2024 stay in AC (though I quite liked my time there). No spoilers plse but I hope you made it down to Siargao - I love that island and was genuinely sad for a few days when I left at the end of my last visit there. Thanks D&C! No spoilers but as you can see from my plan I booked flights directly to Siargao from AC, then return to Manila. It was actually considerably cheaper to fly from AC. However originally Mr Suave had suggested we go by boat from Manila to Davao like we did 3 years previous to Palawan - he seems to have a fondness for boats, perhaps because he used to be a Colonel in the Royal Navy Reserves during WW2. This time however my time was at a premium so after looking at options to go to either Davao City or Butuan I decided I rather spend the time on land. The reliability of the ferries was also a factor; last time the ferry that was due to depart in the morning didn't depart until the evening so we spend the day stood in a queue and arrive a full day late to Puerto Princessa. Apart from the nightly cabaret there is little in the way of entertainment of the 2GO Ferry (unlike the P&O Ferries from the UK to Mainland Europe); it was certainly worth doing once but I'm unlikely to repeat. 14 hours ago, Rom said: Uncanny resemblance to Roger Moore that Mr. Suave of yours. good job. The sissy to the left (Mr. Suave's right) is the shouldva spent more time with of the trip. Not the prettiest but with a petite lean sissy body and a rock hard cock that spurts copiously. One night only. Never got around to repeating but will be the first one I round up when I get back. May even summon her to Manila... Pocahontas eager-to-fuck ways are also starting to get my attention. Is she hung? Carry on Snoop. Cheers. I always thought he was more Johnny English than James Bond but you know what they say: "the camera doesn't lie". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 Easter Sunday 20th April 2025 (Day 4) I wake up at 6am as it starts to get light. Jane wants to boom boom but I don't like morning sex and I want more sleep. I valiantly sleep on and off until 11am then I head down to the pool for some "me time" which does not last long before Jane notices my absence and comes to find me. I have a swim and chill and manage to read about 2 pages of my book. We are soon joined by Mr Suave and Bouncy, then not long after Steph and Kim turn up, the former with a new dress which prompts Mr Suave to ask her where she got the money! Busted! Whilst the mouse was playing it would seem the cats got the cream. Mr Suave and Bouncy head up to the room leaving me with the three girls, and not long after a staff member in a green shirt comes over to inform me it's one guest per room. I call Mr Suave to come down and smooth over the situation but the guy won't budge despite all the drinks and food the girls are racking up on Mr Sauvé’s bill so he has to send 2 of them away. Traditional Filipino Bbq Silog for lunch, "silog" seemingly meaning "with rice and fried egg". For lunch we go to a pleasant little Filipino place near the hotel that Jane recommends for tapsilog. She heads off home to get her suitcase and I go to S&M mall and buy just 2 pairs of swimming shorts but spend a fair bit of time window shopping. I get back to the room and Jane is impatiently waiting for my return. It's soon clear why; she's horny again and isn't taking no for an answer! Mr Suave’s plan to go to the pool at Orchid Resort is scuppered by the banning of his entourage from Orchid Inn. Instead we go to Phillies for dinner and they get an early night. I spend some time packing my bags then watch an episode of Snowfall as Jane dozes off. She wakes in the middle of the night and is concerned that I'm ill but I'm just hot under the covers and have caught a bit of a cold, probably from her! She wants to get me medicine but I tell her I'm fine. She wakes again at 03:30 and wakes me to say she's going for food which I don't entirely believe. She comes back 45 minutes later with supplies from the pharmacy including some tablets for me and wakes me up to take them. Sometime after dawn she wakes me yet again because she's horny but I'm too sleepy so hit I her with a pillow and tell her to go to sleep but she jerks off instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 3 hours ago, snoopdawg said: I call Mr Suave to come down and smooth over the situation but the guy won't budge despite all the drinks and food the girls are racking up on Mr Sauvé’s bill so he has to send 2 of them away. Nobody likes to be told they can not do something they were previously doing, and that change of mind came just one day before check-out so the hotel could tactically have let it slide... but I confess that despite having my ears pulled, there was a measure of relief in it for me. Having 4 sissies in a room is fun and is conducive to great group sex but in the end they were basically crashing at the hotel all expenses paid. Keeping the 4 from acting too silly or losing pool towels or not over-ordering drinks took a lot of HR managing on Mr. Suave's part and complicated him getting to know new sissies since there was nowhere else in the room for them to sleep and they might not be agreeable to the group sex thingie off the bat. So the hotel's decision took care of that sissy squatting aspect and when Mr. Suave returned a week later for a few more days he had quality 1-on-1s with one of his groupie sissies plus a couple new picks. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopdawg Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 PART 2 – NORTH LUZON (ROAD TRIP) Monday 21st April 2025 (Day 5) My alarm woke me at 8am and I felt rough. I quickly got dressed and Mr Suave and I went to fetch the car from the airport. Once again I made the mistake of assuming he knew what he was doing as we set off to find a taxi. After 5 minutes of fruitlessly wandering in the heat I simply called a Grab. We got to the airport and after some searching found the guy and the rental car. It took 20+ minutes to sort the paperwork etc then we drove back to the hotel. We could have arrange to have the car delivered but they wanted to charge ₱1500 for drop off and the same for collection. I still had to get a shower etc so Mr Suave took the girls for food. For reasons I don’t fully understand he’s decided to get his hair styled so he looks exactly like Kendo for the road trip. He has also decided to bring all 3 beki’s along even though the car barely has room for them and the luggage. Jane and I were ready; we had packed our things in the car whilst he was still checking out. In the end I had to strongly suggest to him that he leave one of his bags at the hotel as the car was just too full and that caused further delay to our departure. We are quite different personalities; I’m like a worker bee, organised and prepared whereas Mr Suave is like a butterfly being taken on the breeze. It can be quite frustrating at times, which is a me problem not a criticism of my wingman who is quite clearly better suited to dealing with life in SE Asia. It would appear I’m slowly but steadily turning into my dad, impatient and finding frustration everywhere. Kim & Jane (who is looking a bit ill having been carsick). Bouncy in the back with the luggage; Jane when she wasn’t feeling carsick; and the innocent Kim all in white. It was a long journey to Banaue over the hills on winding roads, with a stop about half way for a coffee and rest but not soon enough for Jane who was sick in a plastic bag. We arrived in Banaue at about 17:45, paid our fee at the tourism office then checked in just before sunset which was good because my aim was to not end up driving around in the dark. We were also just in time for dinner at the hotel! The room is small and rustic but not unpleasant with a great view of the town, and the food there is good. After dinner we all went to the only (karaoke) bar in town for a couple of drinks going back to the room at 9pm curfew. Got showered, then fucked by Jane who kept repeating "it is mine, ok? Ok?! Your ass is only mine!" that became more and more sinister as she pounded away! 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Yes Mr Suave dyed his hair bright blonde and spiked it up to metamorphose into Snoop's circa-2012 BFF KendoUK hoping to recreate the magic of their legendary joint trip to Issaan so brilliantly chronicled at that other evil forum; and also not to look so much like he could be snoop's father (and the sissies' grandpa!) once we hit the highlands. Mr. Suave as "butterfly in the wind" as he may at times be is not without notion of leadership, one aspect of which is to let a better prepared and more focused man take charge, in this case regarding the highlands travel logistics that snoop had been planning more thoroughly than Eisenhower did the Normandy D-Day landings. In addition, AC departure day happened to be the day after Mr. Suave was told he could no longer shelter 5 native youths in his room at no extra-charge so, as understanding as he was of the hotel's position, he still was stung in his pride and not sure if he'd want to return to the hotel after the highlands. So instead of leaving his stuff at the hotel (which included 2 inflatable pool crocodiles) as initially planned, he chose to pack up all his stuff and bring it along so he could decide later if he'd stay again at that hotel or not. Snoop's firm orders to lighten up the car load meant Mr. Suave had to leave a big bag of tricks at the hotel and therefore stay there again when he returned to AC. Throughout the 7-day trip that followed, Snoop was very much the ship's captain with Suave and his pretorian guard of 3 sissies marching along but consensually influencing choices by wisdom and numbers always giving space for Snoop and Pocahontas to blossom their courtship that apparently degenerated into buggery every time we were not looking. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 12 hours ago, snoopdawg said: Got showered, then fucked by Jane who kept repeating "it is mine, ok? Ok?! Your ass is only mine!" that became more and more sinister as she pounded away! Sounds like your trip is going into overdrive Snoop! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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