duke007 Posted April 5, 2016 Author Share Posted April 5, 2016 A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times and eventually her husband finally asks "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?" "Y-E-S" she answers with a seductive smile "Thank goodness ...I thought you were sitting on the Cat" Quote Link to comment
ciobha Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I have become addicted to brake fluid. But it's ok, I can stop anytime. I am currently reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. 2 Quote Link to comment
seanbeag7 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Certainly not in Pattaya. 3 Quote Link to comment
360 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 before PC Thai clinic Problem Solved 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Looks like one of the locals has been to Los. 6 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 On 19/05/2016 at 3:02 AM, SiamSam said: Funny!! Right, that will be you and BB off to the Tower Of London where you will both receive 50 lashes Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 11 minutes ago, duke007 said: Right, that will be you and BB off to the Tower Of London where you will both receive 50 lashes Bigtel sent me a pm asking if he could join us. Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, bumblebee said: Bigtel sent me a pm asking if he could join us. I believe he is a regular visitor there 1 Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 10 hours ago, bumblebee said: Bigtel sent me a pm asking if he could join us. 9 hours ago, duke007 said: I believe he is a regular visitor there I have just organized the coach, picking you guys up on the way 2 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 22 minutes ago, BigTel said: I have just organized the coach, picking you guys up on the way Excellent, count me in! 1 Quote Link to comment
ciobha Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 12 hours ago, BigTel said: I have just organized the coach, picking you guys up on the way Can I come. Pretty please. Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 11 hours ago, ciobha said: Can I come. Pretty please Just notified the driver, listen for us beeping our Horn outside. Quote Link to comment
deleted Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 59 minutes ago, BigTel said: Just notified the driver, listen for us beeping our Horn outside. Hope there's room for me. I'll bring me camera. Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Sylvester said: Hope there's room for me. I'll bring me camera. We are plotting out Root to you now. 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Another music legend gone this year. Quote Link to comment
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