bumblebee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 With the weather we are having just now. 2 Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I was thinking more like "Open all hours" 2 Quote Link to comment
cobber32 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 The last time I drove through Yass, like about 15 years ago, I don't think even MYass would've been open at 6 am. But 15 years ago I wouldn't have been looking. 2 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 I met an older woman in a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double? ‘What’s that? I asked. ‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’ We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom…you still awake?’ 4 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Wouldn't look out of place prowling Beach Road :) 2 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..." 3 Quote Link to comment
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