bumblebee Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Couldn’t look at this for any length of time. 2 Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Makes you want to check your doors are locked after reading this menu 2 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 52 minutes ago, BigTel said: Makes you want to check your doors are locked after reading this menu I reckon you would gladly leave your back door open for a couple of those items near the top. 2 Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, bumblebee said: I reckon you would gladly leave your back door open for a couple of those items near the top Yep 1 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she says. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." I had to let Jack go. Bosses have to make the tough decisions!! 5 Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Pdoggg said: I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she says. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." Brilliant Quote Link to comment
redrockrevival Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Binman comes to a house with no bin. Sees a Chinese guy leaving the front door. Binman: Hey mate, where's your bin? Chinese guy: ...I bin Hong Kong. Binman: No mate, where's your wheelie bin? Chinese guy: ...No, I wrealy bin Hong Kong!! 2 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Guess you are missing Thailand this Sunday morning BT :) Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 21 hours ago, bumblebee said: Guess you are missing Thailand this Sunday morning BT :) Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I am sure our friends across the water can relate to this also. 2 Quote Link to comment
Quietguy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 A London Irish friend used to take his family to Mayo every summer until his kids revolted, asking 'can't we go somewhere where it doesn't rain all the time?'! 1 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago." 5 Quote Link to comment
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