Jokes Thread

[bumblebee]

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War on Terror Blowjob

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[360]

http://9gag.com/gag/aQxP3jK

 

[BigTel]

Love this snap.

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1 hour ago, BigTel said:

 

Love this snap.

 

Looks perfectly normal to me. A couple that pees together stays together. 

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[bumblebee]

On 7/25/2016 at 10:55 AM, Sylvester said:

Looks perfectly normal to me. A couple that pees together stays together. 

Shouldn't that read "sprays".

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1 hour ago, bumblebee said:

Shouldn't that read "sprays".

That would work, but I was attempting a bit of irony with a play on words. There's an expression amongst American evangelical Christians--"A couple that prays together stays together." Get it? 

[bumblebee]

4 minutes ago, Sylvester said:

There's an expression amongst American evangelical Christians

It would be fun if a few of them saw the photo for sure.

[stoolpusher]

An old funny.

Dentist1.mp4

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[globetrotter]

not really a  joke per se  but a funny little exchange ,, I was having a few drinks with Jasmine (yes the legendary horse cocked  one) last night and  she caught me on Thai  Friendly and said I was 'buttafly' to which I replied  no u 'buttafly'  and she ' no I not, I am helicopter'  555, to which  I burst out laughing  

[bumblebee]

I reckon only guys from the UK and Ireland will get this.

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[BigTel]

I quite like the request to Hotel Guest in this .

[seanbeag7]

On 7/25/2016 at 10:55 AM, Sylvester said:

Looks perfectly normal to me. A couple that pees together stays together. 

couldn't agree more

[bumblebee]

4 hours ago, BigTel said:

I quite like the request to Hotel Guest in this .

 

Not too inconvenient for some of the bunch here.

[bumblebee]

[cobber32]

I know I have a warped sense of humour, but this joke really appeals to me.  Thanks BB.

[bumblebee]

3 hours ago, cobber32 said:

I know I have a warped sense of humour, but this joke really appeals to me.  Thanks BB.

I reckon only a bloke would really appreciate this joke Cobber.  Cheers.

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[BigTel]

    

[duke007]

Hmmmm     

[Pdoggg]

One day a man goes to the park for a walk and he notices a charming woman waving at him.
Charming woman says “Hello” to him.
He’s surprised but he can’t remember where he knows her from.
So he says to her, “Do you know me?”
And she replies, “Yes, you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my stag do that I made love to on the snooker table
with all my friends watching while your colleague slapped my backside with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s maths teacher.”