Rom Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 I am the OP and I am just a vintage football jersey that magically came to life when my owner posted in an obscure ladyboy board an old pic of his Filipina trans girlfriend wearing me and then some morality-preaching BM dude reacted in condemnation. This triggered the Gods of Excellence and Partying On to crack up in the Cloud and confer upon me (the jersey!) the gifts of life and literary skill and a mission to TR in lieu of my owner who was not planning on doing it this trip but could not resist me doing it for him if such is the will of the Gods. What is so special about me is that I am a replica of one of the jerseys the recently deceased football GOAT Pelé wore while he played for the NY Cosmos back in the late 1970s. My owner is a great fan of both Pelé and Cosmos and has 3 Cosmos jerseys with Pelé's name and number (10). Being the plain white color one (the others are another replica all green, and a very valuable period one in green and yellow), I am my owner's least favorite Pelé jersey but that's why he wears me the most and takes me on trips and forgot me with his Manila girlfriend along with the unused XL condoms. My owner may be a megalomanous monger but he is not a bad guy. That's why when Pelé died and another BM in this here ladyboy board started a thread to evoke him, my owner thought that posting a sexy pic of a young cute trans wearing a Pelé jersey (me!) would be the best tribute a BM could pay in the context of the board. After all, how many BMs here already had taken such a pic even before Pelé died? In fact how many BMs here even ever owned or wore a Pelé jersey? My owner was wearing Pelé jerseys all the way back to when he was a kid back in the 1970s ... his RESPECT! for the rei Pelé precedes his death by decades. Well I confess that I don't know where this TR is gonna go, but let's start with some pics of me that my owner took just now with the assistance of his beautiful GF. In fact, were it not for me coming alive to do this TR, my owner would not have been in a rush to recover me from his GF who was more of an ex-GF but I just witnessed them making wild passionate make-up love right after he got to Manila and told her to come to the hotel and bring me and the XL condoms. So you see, it's kinda like the butterfly effect: some BM dude in a remote ladyboy board threadfucks a thread and sets in motion developments that will benefit some trans at the expense of others during my owner's trip underway and for a month. But I am getting ahead of the TR. Here are my pictures that my owner took making sure to show today's paper because he may be all those things the threadfuckers call him but a liar he is not. Nor is he devoid of respect for Pelé or pre-op youthful transexual girls who he playfully calls "sissies" but I will not in the context of this TR. Stay tuned. This will be the best TR an old football (US soccer actually!) jersey ever wrote. Rom's White Pelé Jersey 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 My goodness. You are back in the Philippines already, and it would appear you are up to the same old naughtiness, baiting old British faggots with your smart-arse mouth. You are such a rebel and troublemaker, aren't you @Rom? This should be an interesting trip report. Did you bring gaffer tape? When are you going to visit me in London, sugar? I just returned to London from a two month tour of Europe, and I'll be entertaining local faggots through the winter and early spring. Why don't to book your return flight to London for a few days--or even one week. We could have some fun. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Having an inanimate object tell a story is a technique Tom Robbins used in Skinny Legs and All. I'm sure Pele's jersey will top Can o' Beans! Quote “Well,' said Can o' Beans, a bit hesitantly,' imprecise speech is one of the major causes of mental illness in human beings.' Huh?' Quite so. The inability to correctly perceive reality is often responsible for humans' insane behavior. And every time they substitute an all-purpose, sloppy slang word for the words that would accurately describe an emotion or a situation, it lowers their reality orientations, pushes them farther from shore, out onto the foggy waters of alienation and confusion.' The manner in which the other were regarding him/her made Can O' Beans feel compelled to continue. 'The word neat, for example, has precise connotations. Neat means tidy, orderly, well-groomed. It's a valuable tool for describing the appearance of a room, a hairdo, or a manuscript. When it's generically and inappropriately applied, though, as it is in the slang aspect, it only obscures the true nature of the thing or feeling that it's supposed to be representing. It's turned into a sponge word. You can wring meanings out of it by the bucketful--and never know which one is right. When a person says a movie is 'neat,' does he mean that it's funny or tragic or thrilling or romantic, does he mean that the cinematography is beautiful, the acting heartfelt, the script intelligent, the direction deft, or the leading lady has cleavage to die for? Slang possesses an economy, an immediacy that's attractive, all right, but it devalues experience by standardizing and fuzzing it. It hangs between humanity and the real world like a . . . a veil. Slang just makes people more stupid, that's all, and stupidity eventually makes them crazy. I'd hate to ever see that kind of craziness rub off onto objects.” 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 21 hours ago, LadyMarsha said: I just returned to London from a two month tour of Europe Did many Europeans drink your pee @LadyMarsha? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Quietguy said: Euros Europeans please QG 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Quietguy said: Did many Europeans drink your pee @LadyMarsha? 9 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: Europeans please QG You must mean 'Eurotrash'. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 1/2/2023 at 6:24 AM, Rom said: Stay tuned. This will be the best TR an old football (US soccer actually!) jersey ever wrote. Rom's White Pelé Jersey Excellent start of your new TR, @Rom's White Pele Jersey. I was never a big fan of football (soccer to us 'Mericans), but I of course know about the late and great Pele. Good luck with your time with Rom. I hope you don't get soiled with human bodily fluids, other than sweat. Things can get messy with Rom around. May I ask what fabric/s you are made of? Are you 100 percent polyester, or are you made with other fabrics such as cotton or rayon? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soiboy Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 11 hours ago, Sylvester said: May I ask what fabric/s you are made of? Are you 100 percent polyester, or are you made with other fabrics such as cotton or rayon? They may be cispolyester, but identify now with other fabrics such as cotton or rayon as well and have no qualms about laundering with them, perhaps even with fabrics such as satin or silk. You know, sissy fabrics.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 1/3/2023 at 11:11 AM, LadyMarsha said: Looks like a medium dry full bodied 2022 vintage with undertones of vanilla, banana and plums, and tart notes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 9 hours ago, Quietguy said: Looks like a medium dry full bodied 2022 vintage with undertones of vanilla, banana and plums, and tart notes. Afraid not, honey. It's urine. Want some? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 1/2/2023 at 6:24 AM, Rom said: Stay tuned. Yawn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/2/2023 at 9:01 PM, LadyMarsha said: (...) You are such a rebel and troublemaker, aren't you @Rom? (...) When are you going to visit me in London, sugar? (...) Why don't to book your return flight to London for a few days--or even one week. We could have some fun. Upon seeing your post my owner rolled me up weird , took a pic and told me to post it. And to say thank you. And that he'd like to. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Rom said: Upon seeing your post my owner rolled me up weird , took a pic and told me to post it. And to say thank you. And that he'd like to. Aw aren't you a sweet little faggot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 2 hours ago, LadyMarsha said: Aw aren't you a sweet little faggot. Not as sweet as you were Marsha when you invited my owner Rom for a week long freebie. Face it Marsha you're the domme queen bee with the soft spot for the class (Board's) brainy bad boy. If/when it happens, you 2 will probably just cuddle in your dungeon in a big blanket, sip hot cocoa, and watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert ... 17 hours ago, LadyMarsha said: Yawn. Marsha, Marsha, yawning Marsha, I am but a magically TRing jersey who, phenomenal as I may be, lacks my owner’s motivation to TR live on a daily basis like he (and only he) used to. Perhaps such relative lack of motivation on my part will help BMs realize what a Board-giving BM my owner is and what whiney cunts those BMs are who badmouth him and contribute nothing of remotely comparable effort or interest. (Yep Marsha! that’s me the talking jersey “baiting the old faggots” as you so eloquently put it). On 1/3/2023 at 8:39 PM, Sylvester said: (...) I hope you don't get soiled with human bodily fluids, other than sweat. Things can get messy with Rom around. May I ask what fabric/s you are made of? Are you 100 percent polyester, or are you made with other fabrics such as cotton or rayon? Yo Sylvester, I no longer have the little stitched composition tag but I am definitely all-man-made materials. So much all-man-made that upon coming to life and being exposed to ladyboy boards I keep asking myself if I am gay. Regarding stains, I have taken more semen than a navy cruiser. My owner used to wear me at his Bukkake Club events and even though he was not the center of attention, the kneeling ones who were would upon being ejaculated in the eyes wipe their faces to me for lack of other textiles at hand. But I am posting a picture of me this morning fresh off the cleaners. Regarding the TR, not much I can script together to report which just goes to show how much my owner strived to craft daily posts with different angles as to keep the readers’ interest. All I can report is that my owner spent his first four days and nights in Manila with his on-and-off local trans GF, the beautiful one he posted about before and called “Phoebe Cates” so if anyone is interested to learn more about her please use that nickname and the Board’s search function, as I also don’t have my owner’s editorial rigor (and patience!) to make all posts self-contained by recapping major background info for the convenience and comprehension of sporadic readers. All I can say is that during those 4 days, they spent a lot of time in bed fucking and sucking away, went out partying every night, and went to see the new Avatar movie that is truly spectacular in 3D. Some documenting pics below, but not the Full Monty nude ones like my owner used to post that were generally liked but also used to disparage his character (at PY and here) to the point that he has become less and less inclined to share such pics. To sum up and coming up: Phoebe Cates is out of the picture until maybe later this trip. John Lennon is up next. I will make updates from the exotic location she and my owner are beach-traveling to. But may take a couple days or more between updates. Please be patient and stay tuned. Rom's White Pelé Jersey 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 11:18 AM, Rom said: Marsha, Marsha, yawning Marsha, I am but a magically TRing jersey who, phenomenal as I may be, lacks my owner’s motivation to TR live on a daily basis like he (and only he) used to. Perhaps such relative lack of motivation on my part will help BMs realize what a Board-giving BM my owner is and what whiney cunts those BMs are who badmouth him and contribute nothing of remotely comparable effort or interest. (Yep Marsha! that’s me the talking jersey “baiting the old faggots” as you so eloquently put it). Oh, tell him not to be such a pussy and to post whatever he wishes. I do hope there will be some water sports in this trip report. I would so much like to see piss streaming onto @Rom's feet. Yawn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 8, 2023 Author Share Posted January 8, 2023 On 1/7/2023 at 8:02 PM, LadyMarsha said: I do hope there will be some water sports in this trip report. I would so much like to see piss streaming onto @Rom's feet. Yawn. Hi Marsha, Piss streaming on my owner (I am his Pelé football jersey remember?) could be arranged but then one thing would lead to another and, before you knew it, Rom would be golden showering young transwomen helplessly piled up naked on the shower floor. If writing "sissy" in this Board gets a bunch of BMs' panties in a wad, can you imagine pics of Rom pissing on them? It would shatter them to pieces and Rom is too considerate for that. Besides considerate, Rom is quite the spiritual, community-cherishing type. Just this morning he was on a parade celebrating Baby Jesus (Santo Niño) mixing fervent Catholic devotion with indigenous traditions. There were thousands of people parading and dancing on the beach to the deafening sound of drums and xylophones. Rom joined in and felt like he was in the Moonraker Rio Carnaval scene. Except he did not know if he was Bond or Jaws as he scoured the crowds for targets. Look at me! an old football jersey trying to be literary. Just looksee the pics Rom took: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 Being but an inanimate football jersey that magically came alive to write this TR, I was deliberately misleading in the last post hoping to provoke a flurry of questions that never came perhaps because no one is that much interested in the TR. Anyway, here is what I should have mentioned with the above post: 1 - The beach where the pics of the Santo Niño celebrations were taken is none other than the PH's top beach destination: BORACAY. It is Rom's first time back here since the major cleaning up and redevelopment was done in 2018. He says the pinoys did a good job. 2 - During the beach parades, Rom was as reported "scouring" the crowds for attractive trans natives and he met 3 or 4 but there is no chance he will fuck any of them this trip as he came to Boracay accompanied by one of his Angeles main squeezes --the one he calls John Lennon (again: use the board's search function if you want to know more about John Lennon). Here are some pics they took yesterday on the beach with John Lennon wearing me. Rom swims in the sea. But John Lennon seems to prefer the pool. Perhaps because when they were at the beach in Subic, John Lennon went into the sea with her phone and ruined it. I wish Rom would send me to the cleaners again as I am filthy. Rom's White Pelé Jersey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 10, 2023 Author Share Posted January 10, 2023 I am the OP I am but a shirt and ... who cares right ? straight to the pics from yesterday aprés la plage : 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 13, 2023 Author Share Posted January 13, 2023 I am the aforementioned Pelé shirt and I am with Rom my owner in a Visayas island so remote he cannot do proper TR updates on his laptop because he can not connect it to the internet. He is using his editorially subpar cellphone and will attach some unresized pics below bandwidth allowing. A quick summary of the trip so far Rom is juggling 4 trans nicknamed after farang world lookalikes: 1 Phoebe Cates who Rom reconciled with only to botch it again when she saw him at Rom's favorite hangout with another trans (John Lennon). It's not clear what happens next as in a prior moment of post coital bliss Rom had invited Phoebe to come along to Bangkok for his birthday and actually bought her a USD 200 ticket that may now go to waste... Cliffhanger this one. 2 John Lennon the sweetest of the lot with the thickest and perpetually hard schlong. Rom took her to Boracay, had her bouncing on an orange rabbit hallucination, they did unspeakable positions and then he returned her safely to her family. 3 Condoleeza Rice Unusually for Rom he hooked up with a 23+ yo trans (the old bag is like 26). She is passionate in bed but did not let Rom fuck her ... yet... More will be TRed on this one as Rom will see her again in MNL for more nonstop schlurping. Condoleeza is into shrimping Rom's toes as he probes her in ways he is too embarrassed to admit to anyone on this Board but Marsha. 4 Greta Thunberg an old Angeles friend from where she retired prior to covid and Rom went to visit her in her remote little island for the local Fiesta tomorrow. She just hit 30 which goes to show Rom is expanding his range to TILFs after doing one even older in Pattaya last year and enjoying her exquisitely. He has been here in the island 2 hours and he already bought a live pig that he is shipping on a boat for a 100 person Fiesta tomorrow. Rom is staying in very modest accomodations with shared bathroom, no shower, only scoops of cold water to wash and shave. On the other hand, this place has to be like the last pristine trans motherload on earth. In those 2 hours Rom has spotted no less than 6 youthful smiling trans natives all untouched by dirty white men. Let's see if Greta Thunberg allows to group share him as they used to do in Angeles. There should be some pics below. If not, it is because Rom tried and failed to upload. Rom's White Pelé Jersey 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 11:18 AM, Rom said: Marsha, Marsha, yawning Marsha, I am but a magically TRing jersey who, phenomenal as I may be, lacks my owner’s motivation to TR live on a daily basis like he (and only he) used to. Perhaps such relative lack of motivation on my part will help BMs realize what a Board-giving BM my owner is and what whiney cunts those BMs are who badmouth him and contribute nothing of remotely comparable effort or interest. (Yep Marsha! that’s me the talking jersey “baiting the old faggots” as you so eloquently put it). On 1/8/2023 at 7:53 AM, Rom said: Hi Marsha, Piss streaming on my owner (I am his Pelé football jersey remember?) could be arranged but then one thing would lead to another and, before you knew it, Rom would be golden showering young transwomen helplessly piled up naked on the shower floor. If writing "sissy" in this Board gets a bunch of BMs' panties in a wad, can you imagine pics of Rom pissing on them? It would shatter them to pieces and Rom is too considerate for that. This is fucking stoopid. I am not going to talk to your bloody shirt, @Rom. Stop messing about and do some water sports with your sissies. Who gives a fuck if a few elderly, closeted faggots get offended. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 13 hours ago, LadyMarsha said: Stop messing about and do some water sports with your sissies. Who gives a fuck if a few elderly, closeted faggots get offended. @LadyMarsha used that word bbg! Tell her off! I dare you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 14, 2023 Author Share Posted January 14, 2023 Marsha, Marsha, Lady Marsha... I may be a bukakked (not "bloody" as you called me) jersey but I see through the eyes of Rom who sees you cosplaying his far more improbable whims than "talking to a shirt". So please play along: talk to the shirt, tell it the sweet words of broken-hearted love you have for so long denied yourself hearing yourself say. As to the water sports, where he is now Rom has neither the hygienic conditions nor the mischievousness of spirit to do it. There is no piped water here and electric power is off half the time. Rom shaves with cold water and has like a few liters of water left to scrub a bit elsewhere and flush the toilet. It makes you realize how much sexual indulgence goes together with a nice hot shower nearby... Rom's local partner, Greta Thunberg, manages to present herself squeaky clean and after staring into her love hole and rimming it with a desinfectant wipe Rom dives right in. But more dissuasive of watersports than the sanitary conditions is the ambiance of religious spirituality all around Rom. These are simple, poor good people and Rom is the only foreigner in town. He marvels at their devotion and how the community comes together. Just earlier this morning Rom was in a small boat parading offshore the local Church figure of the Holy Child. Smaller boats would meet us in high sea with their skippers and their families bowing in heartfelt devotion. So you see Marsha, Rom likes to show off kinky shit for you, but maybe later in the TR... Maybe some pics from Rom's phone (most and the best ones are in his camera) below right away. If not Rom will try to add them later... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted January 15, 2023 Author Share Posted January 15, 2023 On 1/13/2023 at 9:09 PM, LadyMarsha said: @Romstop messing about and do some water sports with your sissies. As luck would have it, this morning when my owner Rom was draining his anaconda, Greta Thunberg had the same idea and did it right there and then in front of him, on the floor to trickle into the shower drain. This bathroom has no running water so all waste has to be flushed by hand with pitchers of water. Unlike some of the kinkier pics Rom posts, this one was NOT at all staged and Rom does not condone such urination practices, especially since he realized why it smelled so pungently bad of urine these last few days and he was stepping on it and bringing the smell along. Happy Marsha? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyMarsha Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 16 hours ago, Rom said: Unlike some of the kinkier pics Rom posts, this one was NOT at all staged and Rom does not condone such urination practices, especially since he realized why it smelled so pungently bad of urine these last few days and he was stepping on it and bringing the smell along. Happy Marsha? Not even close. Honey, you obviously have little experience with water sports. One must break the seal in the loo before a piss session to eliminate the pungent and colourful urine from the bladder, and then drink lots of water. I find it is best to hold it for some time in order to increase the volume and water pressure in one's bladder. Then let 'er go all over your faggot or sissy. Don't forget to paint your feet gold. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 20 hours ago, Rom said: Greta Thunberg had the same idea and did it right there and then in front of him, on the floor to trickle into the shower drain. Greta Thunberg taking a pee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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