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Made it to Hanoi. Surprised how chilly it is here. Was not expecting that. Pics to follow.

Turns out I’m here in the low season; their version of winter. Was bored yesterday so I decided to go for a body surf session even though it had rained. There was a bit of storm chop, a mild rip current, and a strong long-shore current towards the south. Waves were small by SoCal standards, maybe three feet on the biggest sets. Red flags were flapping in a strong breeze. Fuck it, I went anyway. After about a half an hour I got rousted outta the water by a very irate life guard. He waved me into shore. I thought about ignoring him and making him swim out to me, but I thought better of it and got out. He scolded me flapping his arms around and pointing to the red flags shouting, “big water!” “dangerous, no swim!”. I smiled and apologized, then walked back to the hotel.

How about those giant monkey balls!? Food has been excellent. So far, the best food has been in Da Lat, no question. Glad you liked the pics. I’ve been having fun with the basic editing software on the iPad. You can really make ‘em pop with that.

Da Nang has been ok. Wanted to go for another swim in the ocean, but it’s been raining today. Don’t wanna risk getting sick from shitty run-off water. Tried the pool at the hotel. It ain’t heated so forget that. Guess it’ll just be lunch then a massage and a nap. That still leaves a pretty big chunk of the day left, not sure how I will entertain myself. Guess I’ll figure it out. I gotta say, I am enjoying being a three week millionaire, four star hotels and flying business class is pretty sweet.

Pics of Da Nang.

Made it to Da Nang. Checked into my hotel, changed and went for a nice long swim in the ocean. Then I went back to the hotel got cleaned up and had lunch. Amazing ocean view from the restaurant. Not sure if it’s because of the time of year, but the weather has been awesome here; low 80s during the day and low 70s at night. Water temp I’d guess was around the middle 70s. That’s pretty close to perfect, for me. Went to Hoi An which was nice, if a bit crowded and touristy. Lots of Koreans and Ozzies. Pics to follow.

It is. You’re quite welcome. My only quibble with the place is that because it is an agricultural area, they burn garbage and it can get a bit smokey. Not sure if this is a seasonal thing or what. Anyway, it wasn’t super bad, and certainly not enough to put me off the place.

Have I mentioned that I find Vietnamese girls absolutely stunning? Holy shit, man, even the chubby girls are cute. A very welcome change from the fat fucked up skanks in the US. I realize there are exceptions, and not all US females are fat fucked up skanks. Still, you can keep them just the same.

Have been enjoying Da Lat. The place is lovely, cool, and beautiful. I’m staying at an awesome boutique hotel called Zen Valley. Just had one of the best massages ever, from what I later realized was an autistic girl. Took the cable car up to a temple complex and a lake. The scenery is awesome. The temple grounds and gardens were the highlight of the outing. Lots of greenery, flowers and butterflies with dappled sun light, breezes and the sounds of water, ahhhh. Was able to finally start to relax a bit. No mongering here that I can see. This place would be ideal for a honeymoon.

Dunno about the wine, but I do wanna try the famous civet coffee I’ve heard so much about.

I’m in Da Lat, Vietnam right now so it’ll be whatever strikes me fancy around dinner time. So many excellent food places around . . .

No worries. Any tips about how to get some regular girl action? Looked online, but there was not much. Something about coffee shops and karaoke joints. Thought I’d try massage joints.

Looks are key for me. If she’s ugly, it ain’t happening, no matter what.

Been having issues with my credit card company. The bastards block the card all the fucking time. I called them before I left and told them where I would be and when I would be there. Blocked anyway, grrrrrrr. Anyway, got that sorted for now. I am trying to get my femboy on here and tried to join a dating service. I suspect that’s what triggered the block. Grindr is just as much SHITE here as it is in LA. Idiots on there do not read profiles. Locanto has been down these past few days. May go check out a few gay bars/clubs tonight and see if I can find me a cute little mincer. Though, after I popped today, not sure if I’m good for another one. Sucks being 60. Flying to Dalat tomorrow.

Before the blow job experience, I had gone out to breakfast and got a shave and a hair cut. I also had lunch and got a proper, hour-long legit massage, with no funny business.

Ok, went and got a blow job from one of those barber shop/blow job bars. There is a street where they are all conveniently located. Taxi dude dropped me off and then I went and had a look at about five of them and the girls they had on offer. Picked the place that I thought had the best vibe. Went upstairs with the lady of my choice. Laid down on the table and she took of my shirt and pants. Then she cleaned my man bits and my right hand with an antiseptic wipe. She pulled down the top of her dress and removed her bra exposing a lovely pair of firm and perky little titties; just how I like them. Then she lifted her dress and removed her panties, giving my right hand access to her lady bits. After she cleaned me up she started sucking me and she let me fell her ass and pussy and suck on her nipples. The girl was good at her job. She brought me to the edge a few times before I finally came in her mouth. Ahhhhhh. Afterwards she cleaned me up and gave me a very brief massage. I was quite satisfied. This is the street and these are the various places. Sorry, I cant’t remember which one I went to. This is where I got the info. https://singlemanforum.com/threads/list-of-nguyen-phi-khanh-hot-tocs-district-1-ho-chi-minh-vietnam.167/ I almost forgot cost. They are all 400,000 dong, tip included, lol! That’s about $17.50

Thanks, Pdoggg.

HCMC. Place is smoggy. Reminds me of LA in the 70s.

I have nothing but respect for “the little man in black pajamas.” They gave the empire a proper and well-deserved ass whopping.

Made it to HCMC, Vietnam. Was jet lagged and exhausted. Managed to get local SIM cards, change money, find my Airbnb, get cleaned up and have a bite. That was the best I could do. My nerves were shot after the flight. Sometimes I wonder if I’m getting too old for this business. Think I may try one of those blow job joints today. I posted my profile on Grindr while I’m here. Will see if I might find a cute local femboy/trans girl on there. If not, then the blow job bars will have to do for now. Life is good when you have choices. I have a pretty wide open agenda. In no particular order, I wanna see the caves, do some diving and have a bit of beach fun, and check out Dalat. This is not strictly a monger’s holiday. I’m thinking it might be more of a sightseeing, tourist holiday, with a bit of sex fun thrown in. Guess we’ll see how things unfold.

Wishing all you homos a happy and festive Yule, Saturnalia, Winter Solstice, or Christmas, if that’s your thing.

Yeah, TB, a big ‘ol prancing queen. Lol! I’d fuck everyone of those boys. All at once might be interesting.

I realize everyone is different. For me, I guess this ladyboy business has been a slippery slope. For most of my adult life I have been straight. I had girlfriends, I pursued women. This all changed around 2006 when I discovered ladyboys on the interwebs. I found they really turned me on, even more than women, honestly. I’m not attracted to masculine guys at all, but I love me some femboys. I find those pretty delicate boys in those lame Korean pop bands very hot and totally doable. Anything more masculine than that, and I am not interested. I guess it’s a spectrum. There is nothing overtly or stereotypically “gay” about me. I do not fit any of those stereotypes, but I am clearly not straight. Perhaps queer is better word. I dunno.

Thanks for those amazing pics!

Brilliant line. Thailand, baby!