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Mr. Nasty

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  1. @Willy... Thanks man!.. Yeah only in Thailand...But anyway, why collect Green Mambas? There are tree snakes here that are almost identical to Green Mamba? (which obviously isn't going to make anyone's job any easier... But the Black Mamba's the one to have , best 'lb' for 'lb' killing machine in the aminal kingdom outside of the insect world. it's been clocked at 30 mph across land & across water, plus it's aborial too & it's a sporadic biter that can stand upright on its tail & go straight for your face in the blink of an eye, these things are just frighteningly awsome, they've been known to come through chimney's & kill whole families. These things will actually chase YOU!!!.. Some plonker's been collecting the wrong fucking snake, 'the also ran'... Thankfully. However, the Green Mamba is also one of the only snakes in the world that will actually 'set chase' after a human, they're fearless! @Lefty, I agree with you complicitly... And I'd be just the cat to pull the switch man... Jeeeez, has if I ain't got enought problems with the local inhabitants. Some big, viscious, African bastard, on the lose is all I need. @PDogg, Thanks I owe you 'kittycat'. Ah, fuck it, as much as I hate dogs, every now & then something gives me a nice little glow & this is what did it for me this morning... just feel damm sorry for the black ones that are going in the pot. Please excuse my spelling everyone, I'm a cat.
  2. Hi all, I've just managed to grab Lung's computer again, because I've just seen a BKK flood story that I thought was of some interest. At any rate, with over a hundred & forty different registered poisonous snakes in this country I'm not quite sure why this story has been highlighted so much. PDogg, any chance of pulling my monkey story over to here? @Dabbler, I thought the same as you about all the lovely Thai people collecting up the little dogs & puppies, but don't worry yourself too much, it's only 'Black Dog' that they eat... Yumie Anyway, here it is:- Nonthaburi Governor Wichian Phutthiwinyu yesterday assigned a team to hunt for 15 deadly green mamba snakes that escaped from a flooded home in Pak Kret district on Tuesday. Saying that none of the creatures had been confirmed captured, Wichian urged people not to try to capture or kill the yellowishgreen snakes of 12 metres in length themselves, because the serum for their venom wasn't available in Thailand. Anyone who spotted such a snake should instead call for expert assistance via the hotline on 1131 or 1363. Earlier in the day, a widelycirculated tweet claimed a green mamba had been found on Soi Kosumruamjai, but this has not been confirmed. Wichian has also contacted the National Parks Department in a bid to track down other wildlife dealers with permits to handle such snakes, and check if any more were loose. Pimuk Simaroj, directorgeneral of the Zoological Park Organisation, said the tipoff over the escaped mambas had come from an Internet website, and officials had not yet traced the snakes' owner. Explaining that the mambas' natural habitat was trees, he advised people to stay away from isolated wooded scrubland and urged anyone bitten by a snake to wash the wound and see a doctor immediately.
  3. :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: Glen Campbell must be turning in his grave right now, I'm sure. How many threads have you fucked BTW? Lung has FM's disagree with him nearly every other day, so you obviously don't read his posts, but I can't blame you for that, neither do I, I'm a cat.. Anyway, the last time Lung disagreed with Lefty he did do a little Wikkie research (Why not, just to see if his facts were correct) & then just politely let Lefty have the argument, he even offered a full written retraction, how's that; they disagree a lot, but never a bad word between them! He let's Siam Sam tell him to, "Shut the fuck up"! Whenever he wants too! He squabbles with Willy on a regular basis as well... And that's always settled amenably & in good humor, I personally enjoy reading their encounters myself, finding them light, airy & refreshing morning read's... Whenever I can get to the computer that is! And what's more Lung has never thrown the first the first blow yet! I've seen the photographic evidence now & if anyone looks like an old cunt it's you (could you please stop using that word BTW)... And I think Lung's a bit older than you too! And Lung doesn't think he's anyone, he doesn't have to!.. He loves small defenseless cuddly animals like me & he sticks up for them too... He's not cruel & he doesn't shoot at them like you do! Anyway, you've upset me now so I'm going off to have some milk... And maybe a little spay, I've heard ladyboys do that as well! :hair:
  4. I like animal stories & I must abmit that this gave me a bit of a tickkle this morning while I was browsing the net & having a saucer of milk QUOTE 'Gangster' tourist-attacking monkeys finally caught A gang of 'sharp-toothed' monkeys have been caught at a Phnom Penh temple as part of a crackdown on unruly animals attacking tourists. Vets from the zoo tranquilised 13 macaques at the Wat Phnom pagoda and the operation is set to continue. Nhek Rattanak Pich, director of Phnom Tamao Zoo and rescue centre, told news.com.au: 'Phnom Penh authorities asked us to remove the violent monkeys from the temple... The guards there said many visitors had been bitten by big monkeys.' The temple is crowded with about 200 semi-tame macaques who occasionally cause havoc when they stray towards nearby homes and hotels, tearing tiles off roofs, destroying laundry and making off with items left lying around. Cambodian police have even described the macaques as 'gangster' monkeys in the past after an attempt to trap them with eggs laced with sleeping pills failed. Authorities put a £150 bounty on several of the animals' heads, while a violent 20-kilogram monkey was even shot dead in 2008 at the temple after it attacked visitors. Pich said blood samples from the recently-caught monkeys would be tested to check for diseases before the animals are sent either to the zoo or freed in remote forests near Tonle Sap lake - far away from the capital and its tourists.
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