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Why on earth would I want a go at you? I don't even know you? I don't want a go at anyone mate.

Cheer Nosher. I was up the Poon on a few occasions a week or so ago and it was fairly quiet; I don't think the Nightwish expansion scheme will somehow catch on up there. Delirious is picking up pace with a good deal on premium whiskies, good to see Som has hung up her boots and is doing ok in her new bar. Herberth was telling me Som shit herself when he showed her the booze bill. Not a great deal of foot traffic at that end of the Poon...true story now...my mate had a 50% share in the George & Dragon (Para Marine bar) which was previously situated where the Triangle Bar now sits. His partner wanted shot of it as it wasn't making money so offered it to him. I advised him to do so but he didn't want to commit to LoS as he couldn't be there to run it so they just gave it up & moved round the corner to where the old Boom was. The Triangle bar is now one of the busiest bars in Patts and is rammed every night, the music is great with the band being one of the best I've heard in Patts. They probably take more in a night than what he was offered for the pitch.

The rental situation in Patts reflects the state of the property market. We stayed in condo's for 3 years; when we initially moved in to the Urban they wanted 25k but took 20. After a year we moved up the Soi to City Garden, wanted 20k but took 17, a year passed and we moved to Diamond Suites just off Thapraya outside Jomtien. Again advertised for 22k for a 2 bed place but took 16. A one bed place in most places can now be had for 10k or less. Studio's for 8. Earlier this year we bought a 3 bed house on the Darkside in a nice quiet compound, a different pace of life...I find I actually now stay home the odd night. Bars with rooms above will struggle for occupancy these days. The current guesthouse rules cripple the bar & guesthouse owner. I note that beer bars tend to bimble on even though custom is down while larger enclosed type bars are really struggling or closing.

Hi fellas, good old thread and I'll chip in my two bob from ma personal sporran. I'm not going into any other bars business as it's none of mine. Doris's bar is hers, yup initially financed by myself (not a great deal, circa 5k) but has been self funding for 3 years; rent is 25k pcm and key money 100k every November 25th. Not once in 3 years have I been asked for key money or rent, Doris takes care. I'm lucky in that she doesn't drink or smoke and saves for a rainy day. I always pay my bin and have never had a free drink. The girls are paid their LD's out every night as Doris know they need something in their purse for the following day; she gives money to Bom to make the daily feed for the girls or goes to the market herself; usually Naklua fish market if she's had a reasonable night. Barfines remain rock steady at 300 barts She has 4 on salary and the rest are freelance by choice; good job if you can just turn up when ye like, get free drinks and a shag plus tips...where do I apply? Low season...it was a bastard this year, one day she only sold one sml...aargh! It's currently picking up and takings are up, not colossally but enough to make it through the month. She makes a reasonable profit on beer/whisky/cider but nothing outrageous; probably around 25% once the bills are paid. I'll have an guestimate now...average turnover per month is probably 150k at the moment; take off your overheads & stock and she's left with roughly 30k. Though there's always a bill to be paid, tonight the bar licensing guy will come and wants 6k. With regard to rents; these are based on square footage. A small enclosed bar on Buakhow with rooms above they'll want 75k pm. Larger bars 100k. The landlords could not give a flying fuck about low season hence some bars will go down. Plans for the future...I'm retiring at the end of January so hopefully I'll be able to take a bit more interest other than randomly turning up & guzzling whisky. I'd like to refresh the bar & make improvements; I have the ideas but she wouldn't let me do it until the Key money was paid and she knew she had another year. Be well guys.

No mate, I go to the bars to have a drink with my mates. The LB's are mates too. Dial a fuck is not my scene.

Ah fook me, paid my bin and was going to scarper when the heavens opened at 6am, rung the bell a few more times, Lita fleeced me and Chocolate carried me home. I woke up to her doing me a mischief, can I still claim rape?

I like all our bars each for different reasons...69 has by far the best line up in Patts without a doubt. Sensations is great but I've rarely taken anyone from there and am content to have fun with the serving wenches.

I'd still go for Sindy... But nice to see this lady visiting too...

The party should be a good one as Lita sure knows how to push the boat out. It's also a pet free zone though it looks like there'll be a monkey dropping in.

Every Ladyboy bar has something to offer fine fellas like us, Lita’s is a bit of downright nonsense which gets worse when the girls realise you’re not shy and actually up for it. My mate Bodboy had 2 sucking his cock and yon wee blondie with the big tits was bollock naked sucking my auld chap while Hannah was fondling my knackers from behind and deep throating me...this was while we were stood at the bloody bar.

Hannah does things for me...at least she did last week. It got a wee bit crazy in there at one point and the girls got their gear off and everything was getting sucked...

You can see where he’s bloody heading with this...

I’ve seriously got a thing for Hannah.

Moo was a lovely looking girl regardless of the length of her hair...yep I contributed to the fund when a shy, nervous and bewildered Moo was released. While we’re on the subject; has anyone a recent pic of Tata?

I know for sure you have some similar stuff buried in DK's archives.

Their salary is dependent on the deal made with the bar and the job they do. To get "salaried" requires for them to show up before a certain time every day and stay till closing. Most bars can't afford to operate with salaries so the girls will get LD's and tips, bar fines and whatever the "costumer" gives them. The LD's will be paid usually daily as the girls have to eat. 8k would be about right though most do it for less. Cashiers and Mamasans get more.

Always enjoyed the Road Trips...good fun with good mates and lovely jubblies . Hope she keeps it up.

More than happy with "Costumer'...as they say, just means I'm next. It's when they say you not "Costumer" you boyfriend that's worrying...

Good line up there now. Was in there the other week but I was that shitfaced I never noticed anyone...in fact I think I left a bin.

I seen a side door chute accidentally deployed the other week during maintenance...cost 20k USD!

Works both ways...I was well pissed and heading back to Dubai and crashed...apparently I snuggled into a large ladies shoulder and every time she tried to move I snuggled deeper. My mate thought it was hilarious and in the end fatty gave up and put up with me. I don't think she was impressed with the drool though...

I'm in the wrong thread as I don't "do" porn at all, LB or GG or fetish... I used to but since the first time I've been up an LB's arse I haven't done any and prefer the old mark 1 mind's eye. I like looking at the pics posted on here though.

They also recently discovered a fair few of their pilots had fake licenses...how feckin' scary is that!

Here's me thinking Chaing Mai was nice and I must visit...

I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode and like everyone else I'm looking forward to seeing young Kendo's debut. Gay...lets not go there as while most of us aren't into guys we certainly are not objecting when we get our laughing tackle round a young Thai mans wee chap.