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  1. I wonder what effect the political upheavals will have on the festivities this year, not to forget COVID19?
  2. Many years ago, before I found "the true path", I was in Angeles City with a friend and hooked up with an experienced bargirl from a bar called "Barhoppin", at least that's as far as recollection goes. Gullible as I was, her sad story of working in the involved a long term relationship with a onelegged American who had recently booted her out. (Never stopped to consider how a onelegged man can effectively "boot someone" - shades of the busy onelegged man in a bumkicking contest, I suppose. Anyhoo, she was good company for a greenhorn, not that one, sir, so on we went. I'd recently discovered Dr Stayhard's medication for flaggin libido, Cialis in tabs supposedly 100 mgs in dosage. So I began to medicate every morning on commencement of the relationship. After an enthusiastic participation on my part she began to complain words to the effect: "Bubba, enough's enough! I've cum 9 times and you're cock is still rock hard! Please, please, honeyko! Give it to me up the arse, my puki's fuckin sore!" Not having really been a dedicated arse man in the past, I gingerly applied the lubrication and the rest is .......... It wasn't till years later that learned I was tempting fate in not moderating the dosage by 90%.
  3. On the other more populated board I found there are writers and there are writers or penmen who can could make taking a dump, for instance, an interesting read. I enjoy a well written report that places you in the writer's stead, as it were, rather than a boring recitation of "arrived by taxi, checked in and phones X and Y. Met up @ Z bar, "pulled" a hot bird and done her in the room." I suppose this feature demonstrates the broad spectrum of deviates making use of the board from simple former toilet lurkers to the more educated ones. If this shows me guilty of a form of snobbery then I bow to your judgment.
  4. You're welcome, Blind Boy. Any relation to the Blind Boys of Alabammy? Saw them live a few years ago at the annual blues n roots festival up Lismore (NSW) way.
  5. Sydney, Straya Late posting - was living in Patts for past 10 years, off and on. No super or much savings but a steady income stream from property (shops & suites). Of course the arse fell out of that just after I came home for usual time with kids. Then I needed bypasses, again! Had that earlier this year and that cost even with good health cover. So, all hollow logs now emptied and in hock to family too mutt!. How can this happen, I thinks to meself? Now I understand what parents went through in the Depression. Tried to get on the pension online - what a fucking trial that was. Dealt with some robot "how can I help you?". responded with foul language over a month of trying. Stupid thing kept telling me my Tax File Number was "not your tax file number" for starters. Finally got onto a human being at Tax office who had a look and then pointed out I had changed my residential address from adjacent property I owned to next door, i.e. from 9/xxxxx to 10/xxxx fucking thing. Robots are fucking dunces! After that I gets to assets & the robot dunce says I need to file company shit, e.g., balance sheet! (That's where my income came from a partnership every year). If you don't have one then fuck off & starve! My accountant told me I don't file such things cos it's a simple division of income between me & the kids. Try telling that to a fucking computer! The fuckwit who designed the 40 page form needs a fucking bullet in the head! Couldn't go down to the closest pension office because the queues are miles long and COVID-19 was rampant. Shove your fucking pension up your arse, Minister Roberts and your sneering P.M. can then recycle it through his too! Wait! There's more but I'm too stressed to continue. Will visit the DEPARTMENT in the next few weeks - those bastards are going to get an earful!!!!!! p.s. We need a bloke like the Pom's have got as per comment before mine.
  6. I agree BB. First time back in many a year. I confess I thought the site was dying due to lack of new content and persevered with LBPatts instead. My mistake and my lossbut reading this thread takes me back. I stayed in touch with Uncle Ken through FB until recently but he seems to have vanished there too. I did venture back here recently to see if he was still around but apparently not. The reason I joined here along with him was because he had a run in with some people on LBPatts and in solidarity I joined up here. There was and are some real stirrers on that site and I think I've gone close to being banned for some tart rejoinders. It took a little while to work out why my responses or debate arguments were being culled mostly due to the Trump cultists and right wing people. LCD types in my opinion. Let's see if I get trolled here. Join the far queue, chasps!
  7. Thank you, PD. It's an ill wind that does nobody any good, they say. Bad backs also present a problem when the crapper is a lowdowner. But it forces you to address the problem and master the weakness as best you can. I can recall visiting and staying in a rural village home with a former GF and wondering just how I was gonna arise without calling for aid. Quelle embracement as they say, sorta.
  8. It's for your own good in a way, PD. High thrones maybe easier to rise from but not so good for "chokin a darkie, mate". Squatting has certain benefits in expelling a nasty eyewaterer. Hence the low slung ones in most Thai abodes of the past year. The dastardly influence of Western civilisation has crept into Asian culture and high crappers are slowly taking over. The drawback to the low slung model is that if your knees or quads aren't up to speed you are marooned, without assistance, caught between two stools you might say.
  9. Au contraire, Duke. It is you that needs a good tongue-lashing, methinks.
  10. I recall one girl from Guess a few years ago. One of my earliest experiences. Became an aggressive little thing in the loom and then spent long time in the bathroom. I was by then so pissed off I ordered her out and told her to "f" off. Had enough of the manipulations and was at that time quite nervous about what was going on. She went off in a huff and afterwards I looked in the bathroom bin. She left some antibiotic tablets. Methinks I may have dodged a bullet? Also managed to nick about ten of my multi-coloured condoms the little @!#$%
  11. Probably a report by Thai police that he was under influence of drugs/his g/f left him and he decided to end it all by wedging his head in the lift. Any different solutions?
  12. Did you tell her she should feel honoured. Being invited to piss on the Lord of the Flies?
  13. One recently spurted on me whilst riding cowgirl style. But, I did give her some physical encouragement.
  14. Essential. Then nobody has to sleep on the "wet patch", eh?
  15. Almost a serial husband, me. Often think about the morning of the first nuptials. I was staying with a mate, observed to him that I felt like hopping in the car and hitting the road instead. He advised me to do just that. I was conscious of all the social obligations of that day; people travelling long distances to see me fixed up etc. Stupidly bound to compliance with convention. Why didnt I? How would it have turned out? Bailed out of that one after five or so years of being a semi drunk with her and springing two kids. Fell straight back into another one who promised "never to tie you down".... Oh yeaaahh! A life sentence served with no time off for moderate behaviour. Again compliance with social norms. Eventually retired and we fought continuously ever after. Eventually she said:"Its my way or the highway!" What was she thinking? I took option B and have never looked back. Sure there have been a lot of the emotional twists and turns but I am alive now. Ironically, she is not. If I stayed and knuckled under for 6 or so years I would have ended up with a lot more income. But, hey! I am happier now with less. Guess you could say I'm becoming a minimalist?
  16. Wouldn't worry me at all. I'm off to bed about 9.00 p.m. and up and having my 3rd piss for the night about 4.00 a.m. One of the benefits of advancing years, I suppose. Stuffed bladder and a piss horn. The latter can come in handy if there's been a failure to perform earlier in the evening.
  17. During a short stay in hotel on soi 4 Sukhumvit, BKK, I used to eat at a restaurant down the road from Raja hotel, cant recall the name of it. I noticed the Hilary Bar sign referred to in a post above. Whilst at this restaurant one morning, I observed a fairly "out there" couple of LBs sauntering past. One of the staff mentioned that LBs weren't allowed in the place "because they cause trouble". Guess its a bit of a mindset for some operators. Maybe a bad experience or two? Of course, there would be many GGs that would fit that character description as well. Tatts, raunchy dress sense. ribald behaviour when soused. Come to think of it - there are quite a few blokes that would fit that description as well.
  18. What sort of filling do they use for these bangers? Ohh! Never mind. I'll be on my way. Taa Raa!
  19. Would that be the "brown eye" then. I think SS would like to know.
  20. Chuling! Chuling! Chuling! What is it with you guys? I mean, apart from that succulent cock, perfect balls, long "go on forever" legs, soulful looking face and "fall into me" eyes - what else has she got that so turns you on? Sheesh! Oh, I forgot the bum, sorry!
  21. Those of us that's been married and divorced - we all paid for sex. Just the form it took was different.
  22. And I thought was gonna be a thread about whether your fave berates you for leaving the seat up? Silly me! Ken, is there a term for a "copraphiliaee" or something like that? The crappee not the crappor?
  23. GarryD - a lot of non P4P Thai ladies I have socialised with, and more, aren't shy on expecting the man to ante up for most everything. I know of one acquaintance whose Thai wife told him straight, in the presence of others, that she considered it to be her mission to spend as much of his "hard-earned" as she could. There was, of course, the usual disparity in ages.
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