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Never never... My wings are clipped! I will bring her back to PBG next week and we can continue where we left off

But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola

No doubt there will be another in May. A trip to Patts without a Morlam.....hmm

Long n strong and who cares about the rest. Left hooks or right hooks, upwards, downwards, inside outwards.... They are all good! If its clean and wet and throbbing like a rattler about to pounce then count me in. If its all shaved and sweet smelling even better..... What do l hate.... Little ones! Little hormone induced noodles....aaarrrggghhhhh. I don't care what way they bend l hate em! Gees this topic has me on a roll with 8 days to go. I would rather fall down screaming after being beaten by a weapon of mass destruction than nibble on a drooling wet noodle. Dream on, ET

I will let you know after l get back from my quiet relaxing trip in May. NOT!

Once it's gone it's gone lol. Found this one, very funny: http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/one_last_kiss.shtml Cheers, ET

What a shitty thread... Ok here's. my 10 cents... It wasn't a lb but an absolutely adorable GG. We just had what was the most incredible encounter, her pussy tasted like honey and l had her screaming. We were in a lovely fresh fucked embrace and she was drifting off to sleep so as its my god give right l raised my ass to let go of the pent up pressure from a night of drunken debauchery. As fate would have it l ripped a pint of bubbling crude. When l realized what happened l almost froze. Here's this goddess in my arms and behind me there is an ugly patch the size of an extra large burnt pizza. I woke her and told her she had to leave as l was sick. Amazingly she asked if l had a toilet problem and said its ok you be ok tomorrow. I refused to get out of bed and said l would take care of her tomorrow. What a fecking mess. The room was stinking! Try washing sheets and hanging them from the balcony in the PBR at 4 am. I guess Thais are used to it as next night she gave me an amazing BJ and said ...see everything ok now. BTW for what it's worth Anna.... Hot Tuna also messed my sheets up twice and on one occasion said its ok bb we go fuck on balcony...duh...l couldn't find my dick ...gone! ET

Neo let's hook up in May. I am sure we could find a few acceptable places to share a few.

Crescent Street

Ciobha, l just heard the bad news. Sorry to hear you won't be joining your partner in crime. Somehow the Lone Ranger without Tonto, Batman without Robin, Tarzan without....Ok you know the drill. I will have an extra shot for you and stagger home. Poor slim l hope he survives!

Boys with toys... There are plenty in Toronto at Goodhandys

Ha you are too busy.... Weinsteins & Gavino or it could be Sol and Ginos

So l am sitting alone in a bar in Montreal (Siam Sam where are you?) chatting to the most beautiful lady... She's the bartender! Had a few glasses of wine, a good steak and Mustang Sally is playing. So l am thinking how amazing she would be if she had a dick... "Ride Sally Ride". Then it dawned on me.... Only 40 days to go to wheels up... Yep this time l am going to celebrate Chinese New Year.... "The year of the cock" If only she had one......

Only 5 pints and you are ratarsed, l no believe. Not a true blooded Irishman. Considering the only sex you will be having will be with the Palm sisters, why stop at 5! ET

I found this post and picture on Facebook from Tanya. Somehow the words hit home: "Please! understand and remember all lady or ladyboy they come to work freelance,escort,bar girl, agogo or what ever we not really need to do but sometime in some moment you must to do to pass some happen. We very difference in your counthy you not need to try so much like us for try to be what we are. We need many hormon many vitaminc many lacer many botox and more what you can imagine before you see we beautiful like you dream and If we civilization like your counthy we will also do like lady there cause we have all what nesesery for alive than for attention the man it not importan anymore this 's why you coming here right ? We always need love and We always need money but for me i need money than see love latter cause i eat every day more than 3 time but i can't use love buy food in 7/11 Are you get it now , Than stop if you think i young , handsum , good sex, why i must pay bla bla bla put money in your ass and go!!! "

Duke when are you in town? I will be there May 3 to 26. I might need some help to find me way around!!

I want to find a good bar for a newbie as l want to start all over again.

Great topic, but it brings up another question........ as we are all connoisseurs of "fine whiskey, women and song"... which ladyboy tops your list in the most giving or should l say biggest volume department? In other words... who shoots the biggest loads? Inquiring minds need to know! Just like the froth on the top of my daily Guinness ET

Great topic Sam, guilty as charged. Never said l liked it but somehow it's always a case gag or swallow. I just hate it when they force it on you and you have a choice of your shirt or your mouth, plus no evidence...no crime! I always get a kick of being with a GG and they say ohh you get wet and l taste it and say see its sweet like sugar. I would never ask someone to something l wouldn't do myself.

I'm in

Busted!

BB what are you doing taking pictures of a toilet? I am worried about you!

It's the toilet on Action Street behind Sensations...Has to be!

Smart move as she can get nasty when she is in control. I was thinking maybe Nancy as she already said you give great head!