etgohm

What about the vibrators and batteries, oops soory you already are well stocked there!

Famous last words....

If you ooze you lose!

Nothing like a shot in the head or the eye or a gag followed by an "Oh My Buddha".

Been there... Done that. Kinky as hell and will keep you up at night...

WTF! $150 US thats like $180 CDN... At those rates she can have new tits in a month, but methinks thre wont be any BMs from here paying the way.

Gotta love em, after all it is free to dream. Now wheres my 1500BT all nighter... Hi honey l am almost there, you can stay for 5 days and l still will have change.

I love it, where else in the world would you find a bunch of mushy bastards?

Its a motley crew we have here, from all walks of life and all corners of the world. All of us drawn to the fire by the drive and desire to fuck our brains out. Who would have thought that so many great friendships would be formed! Yes its a strange world but the beauty of the season is that it allows us to reach out to our brothers in arms and embrace the moment.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Ok so its not in the spirit of the season, but l couldnt resist...

Fuck me l get caught all the time, its part of the excitement, or the ongoing drama that unfolds every day. By the time l am half way into my trip l have more numbers than sense. Problem is l get half of them when l am drunk and put wrong names!

So fast forward and someone calls or sends a message..no voice just a message. Hi honey, just having a drink with my friends, yeah l will be at Marine later. Then at some time later in the evening when the shooters take hold and l am horny l send a message to the real one... Hi bb miss you see you at Marine. One day l am going to get a stiletto in the eye!

#2 but l have never slept with a friend!

Same same as the irritating farang music usually blasted in go-gos and bars. It's not the alcohol, late nights, debauchery or endless "buy me a drink" heckles that get to me or wears me out. It's the fucking music.

Wow you are getting to be an old fart. Try girating to ear splitting music in the wee hours of the morning in Marine. Drunk as a skunk with a hot ladyboy who is hornier than you. I never hear a thing!

Greetings etgohm !

Don't mean to be nosey, but did the doctor say what caused that eye infection ? Coz sometimes im a bit wary of hotel pillows! You never know what they been used for before you use them, I watched to many porn movies to see what pillows can be used for, it may sound stupid, but I never use a pillow, I just puff a beach towel up and use that instead

He didnt say anything about a pillow but did say that so many falangs get ill because they dont know how to control themselves. We had a long chat and both agreed that lack of sleep, too much alcohol and wreckless interaction with multiple partners is a recipe for problems. He asked me if l participate in oral sex, put my fingers in places that could be dirty and possibly rubbed my eyes or experienced any of my partners juices on my face!

Of course the answer was no, no no, but l do suck my thumb!

Cheers,

ET

I just had an incident where l had to go to the hospital on Soi 4. Woke up one morning to find my left eye almost closes and swolen and weeping. I went to the hospital on Soi Baukau and got the ususal diagnosis of pink eye and drops and pills to the tune of 800Bt. Next day it was worst and 360 took me to Soi 4. I saw an eye specialist that evening and after a barage of high teck tests and bag full of creams, drops and meds l was 5000bt lighter.

Point well taaken as next time l will be a card carrying Dude.

Just my 10 cents

Sounds like a plan, lead the way

Its never too late, cant imagine who inspired him to write this song. Priceless.....

http://youtu.be/EG8Iyk4ykw8

Sensations Beach volleyball Part 2.

 

This happened one Buddha night when the bar closed at 12 the volleyball and party went on to 7am. Thats not to bad: 8pm in Canada, it was an early night!!!

 

 

 

 

I just recovered from a 2 day daze and realized l was home. What a mess....Cant remember much but l did manage to get some pics from a Sensational beach party that happened some time in early May.Needless to say it was another great night with approx 30 ladyboys and only 6 of us poor BM's guarding the beer cooler.

 

 

Enjoy...

 

Cheers,

ET

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More to come....

Bars may be closed but the internet is alive and well. No excuse not to have a honey in your room. Dragged my ass home at 4am with a honey in tow. Only difference was the lights were out and no traffic.

On Soi Diana the beer bars beside Areca Lodge had multiple people drinking and chillin but without lights.

Bar girls need their money and falangs need their honey.

Cheers,

ET

Welcome MJ, love to share a ...... drink sometime.

I thought this was more like it.

 

Just a question ET, is that you bent over in your avator mate?

have a great trip pal

Now theres a thought!

Same same Dukster, play safe in Phils. 4 weeks until wheels up.

Cheers,

ET

BB this gang is way too smart. You should start posting some cock shots. That should liven things up.

I get fooled all the time. But being a romantic fool l always believe that this is it and it isnt! Who cares, l love surprises. Cant imagine whats next on the agenda.

They say its hard to teach an old dog new tricks..... Dam ... Come to Thailand and meet an Angelia Jolie look alike... No one said she had a boner!

Maybe next time,

Cheers,

ET

Brother BB, I have organised a team of crack detectives to find your missing battery charger. They will be with you in the morning.

Finding that charger is of paramount importance. Put it this way - your life depends on it.

Easy there Ciobha, last time a team of Belfast detectives on crack came over the only battery charger they could find was from an old RUC jeep!

Blame it on Bru DK. He did it. I wanted to be there when he broke his record of 64 shags in 32 days.

Glad you liked them l had a ton of fun taking them!! Couldnt resist clearing up the rest of these. So many goodies it was hard to choose. Yes the beast is going to make future trips a lot more fun.

 

Enjoy,

ET

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No wonder there was no more lime for the San Miguel Light.....

 

 

Seems like an eternity since the pool party but l thought l might as well throw in a bunch of pics l took. It was an unbelievable day. Fabulous location, great music and some of Pattaya's finest in attendance. I dont know what the final tally was but l believe we went through 12 bottles of vodka and too many beers to count. It even got to the point that they ran out and gave us Grey Goose. What a bunch of high rollers! The ladies, well as usual they stole the show and rocked everyone's world.

 

Thanks for the memories everyone.

 

Cheers

 

ET

Yes yes yes, l have to agree. Even an old fart like me can have fun there. There are som stunners for sure, l was there in July last year and was overwhelmed. Be back again in June/July again. Plus long beach is such a cool place to hang out.

Cheers,

ET