Jimmy Cargopants

My birthday is Sept 5th .....If anyone feels an urgent need to send me money. Just sayin' .

Sorry to hear about Sunny losing her job. I chat with her very occasionally on Fartbook and she didn't mention it, or her birthday last week. She's never asked for money (well, hinted once or twice). If she really is skint it wouldn't hurt me to send her something - Not much, just what I can afford. But I'll feel like a total wally doing it if she's already got sponsors overseas ... Anyone here prepared to admit they donate to the Sunny Benevolent Society? 555

And I thought this sort of debauchery all began in Thailand!!

Very seriously, I think he's the chap in the middle holding aloft the wet bit of Wight crumpet .

I hope it's still okay to be thinking about having sex, which is all most of us manage in these times anyway!

I have a giant inflatable cock at home. 30 foot long and in good condition, air pump provided. Needs new home. PM me for details.

Give me an inch and I'll take the bloody mile ... "Enterprise logbook, year 2371 - Our long quest for Sunny's ripped shorts in space ends with confirmed sighting of new celestrial (sp?) bodies in the cosmos. Twin pointy golden globes at one end, and a perfectly formed arse at the other. Setting course to dock between arse cheeks in 2372, Sunday afternoon (about tea time). Crew is excited. The vitamin pills are on me!" You're welcome ..

I love Lilly's tits, they're like beacons lighting up a dark universe and north stars guiding the weary and lost to homeland. Her bum ain't half bad either.

Has Emmy done a C&W themed livestream yet? It could be a full production number... wagon wheels, tumbleweed and a couple of lazy cowpokes (BBG and Quinn) loitering in the background, the girls in Dolly Parton wigs bursting out of tight shirts and daisy what's-it shorts (cue for Sunny to grace us with her presence again with her special patented shorts *Sigh*) Time for a hoedown . Grunt you're allowed to say "Yee-haw!!"

I guess you can't put it down to anything other than luck and good genes, but thank god we still have Bob when so many others are no longer with us. It was interesting re-reading the NY Times interview Quinn posted above. A sharp mind still. Expresses how many of us who are getting older feel about the now and the future - apprehension but also awareness it can't be any other way. It will be the young's world, not ours. I've played Rough and Rowdy Ways through a couple of times at home ... Still getting to grips with it. Great sound and band though. And this is one I play a lot which is actually 20 years old now (recorded for a film I don't remember). Sums up these times very well I think - Happy birthday Bob.

Hilarious!

It stopped being called country and western music about fifty years ago, Grrrrr! And for that little faux pas I think you should be made to suffer through this

I have (or had) those shorts ... but not the thongs (flip flops). I'm not a complete heathen! Last year in my Aus state (Victoria) we had full lock down and mandatory mask wearing. One day on an utterly deserted street standing alone at a bus stop I had some mad bitch stalk me in her car because I had the mask down. Truly unhinged an deranged. I'm with BBG on this one...

I was properly shocked too!

There's rampant poofery on all those sites. Best stay away from them.

Good grief! Have a go with these - My suggested play list (the cheesier the song, the better...) Delilah, Tom Jones (no wait...What's New Pussy Cat!) Jolene, Dolly Parton You Light Up My World, the Boone bird Your Kiss Is On My List, Hall and Oates How Deep Is Your Pool (er...Love), Bee Gees Islands In the STream, Kenny Rogers I Should Be So Lucky, Kylie Minoque Hello, Lionel Ritche *the rave finish* Whole Lotta Love, Led Zep.

Noooooooo! I was thinking one of the kittens purring the old Dusty(?) chestnut, I Only Want to Be With You.

My days as jose 'quick draw' cargo shorts are well behind me...... too many show downs, too many up and cummers calling out at high noon for a challenge. I hung my spurs. Even with Sunny in the frame I reckon only a shot (and a bit), then a lie down with tea and biscuit and a copy of Viz. I must say Sunny looked very happy to be there last weekend - a very happy livestream camper. I think she'd be back in Jomtien in a heartbeat if she could make some coin. Livestream idea..... karaoke? too lame??

Agree. No war. The Chinese leadership may be many things but they're not effing stupid. A war would serve no purpose but put every country's prosperity (including China's) on the back foot for decades. China's big initiative in recent years was its Belt and Road program (massive economic investment in other country's infrastructure). It's becoming increasingly apparent that the price for it is too high - fewer countries will wish to be compliant to Beijing and its foreign policy objectives. There'll be a push back and China risks becoming isolated again as it was in the pre-Deng era. I think the predictions that had been made of a coming "Chinese century" will in the long term be seen as very premature.

I don't know if it's on YouTube but on another website I saw a video (hand held cam) of Dylan in the back of a car with Lennon. England 1966. Bob was wasted .. probably not high but very very drunk - he wouldn't stop talking and talked utter bollocks. Lennon was straight and (in his sly way) was taking the merciless piss out of him! If you can find it it's freakin' hilarious ... When is his birthday? Happy birthday Bob!!!!!

Expect a rush of benders who want a sex change to enlist then, for no other reason than the taxpayer funded sex change.

And I thought I was the crude one! 555

Not yet ! If she does eventually I want to be the first to say to her "Nice beaver!"

(*Late reply*) I think there should be a complete reset on that magazine cover BBG... Me and my cum face. I'll dash one out in front of the bathroom mirror, take a phone pic at the critical moment, and send it off to Mr Quinn to work on. (And I might send another to Sunny beavering away at Big C in Bangkok. I'm all *ahem* class! What can you do ... I'm Australian!)