Paleface

Bangkok LB Chin (Coco), who just did her first B/G scene on TS Playground

GO GETTER, JET SETTER, NOTHING BETTER I feel tremendous admiration and affection for Lily. Based on LP.com Forum hype, I visited TJ's four times in the spring of 2019 before I ever laid eyes on Lily. Jimbo cautioned me not to get my hopes up. "You don't pick Lily, Lily picks you. He who has no expectations is never disappointed." I retired and moved to Pattaya in June 2019, during a brutal low season. One night, I was sitting at Table One with Jimbo and some mates, when this song came on: Jimbo said, "Lily must have arrived, that's her entrance song." I was sitting facing Naklua 18. My friend to my left said "This never gets old. You really should turn around and watch this." Lily was sauntering toward Table One from the back of the bar, swinging her hips to the beat of the music. I had never seen a human walk like that. There was almost as much lateral movement as forward movement. Jimbo said to me "Close your mouth." Apparently, I was the only man at Table One who didn't know Lily. She walked up behind me, slid her hand down my tee shirt, and into my jeans. I was paralyzed. Table One howled with laughter. Jimbo said "Lily, this is Pierce. He's rarely at a loss for words, but you seem to have emptied his brain." Lily placed her lips on my right ear, and said "You want to go to party with me?" I would have eaten a light bulb if Lily had asked. Lily went to change into her "party dress," while I purchased a more presentable shirt from the vendor at the back of the cul de sac. Ten minutes later, I was leaving TJ's on the back of Lily's motorbike, headed to 69 Bar for Jimmy's birthday party, to raucous applause from Table One. There was a full moon over Pattaya when we rode through the Dolphin Roundabout, Lily driving in her fishnet dress, and waving at policemen. At the 69 Bar party, Lily danced for me, and Sonya took our photos, which I had made into a 25th birthday tee shirt for Lily, complete with Lily's signature ladydrink refusal line. We left the party and headed for Northshore Condominium. At my condo, the doorman politely greeted us. "Khun Pierce, Khun Lily." Lily giggled all the way to the elevator. Riding up I said "Khun Lily??? Do you live here?" Lily laughed, and said "No, I have a friend who lives here, are you jealous?" I said "No, I'm not jealous, or surprised." Lily told me that the building is fairly empty during low season. It was about 2 am. Lily asked me if I like to swim. I said yes, and Lily said, "Let's go." Lily had no bathing suit, so she took off her fishnet dress and swam in her panties, which were bulging. We swam to the west end of the pool, and looked at the moonlit bay. Lily told me she hadn't cum for two days. It felt like bombs were going off in my head. Back upstairs, Lily told me to take a blue pill and relax while she cleaned herself. I'd had a few Camparis, so I dozed off a little. I awoke to the sound of Lily coming out of the bathroom, wrapped in a towel. She opened the towel, wiggled, and said "You like?" I almost had a seizure. Lily hopped onto the bed and said "What you like? I can do anything." I said "Anything?" Lily laughed, and said "Yes!" I said "OK, show me deep throat." Lily said "I can do, I show you." Lily slowly slid her lips down to her gag reflex. Very nice, I thought. Then, there was a little "kerchunk," and Lily went past her gag reflex, all the way to the base of Little Pierce. Another kerchunk, and Lily had her rhythm. Kerchunk, kerchunk, kerchunk. After about 30 seconds, I was about to lose it, so I begged Lily to stop. Lily laughed, and looked up at me, with tears STREAMING down her face. Sexiest thing I've ever seen. The rest of our ST was a blur of polished, professional perfection. Lily was a great kisser, fantastic bottom, and gave me a big cumshot. I walked Lily downstairs and told her how much fun I'd had. Lily said "I like to make people happy." Lily makes everyone at TJ's happy. For me, Lily is at the top of the LB pyramid, along with Everest of CIB. Lily gave me a memory that will last for the rest of my life. I wish Lily health and happiness. Paleface Out

My favorite bar will be my favorite club. I'm deeply indebted to bumblebee. Within hours of his starting Another Day At The Beach With The TJ's Girls, I went to TJ's at 8:30 PM (8:30 PM!!!) to meet Maya. One thing led to another, and I've been monogamous for 6 weeks (6 weeks!!!). After last night's KRU party, Maya and I played pool at Fubar, where Maya worked last year. It was like Old Home Week. Everyone at Fubar loves Maya. Maya and I got into bed at 6 am, and woke up at 6 pm, to the sound of texts from Em, looking for Maya. Adventure of a lifetime. I'm at TJ's 4-5 nights a week, so I hope to make some worthwhile contributions to this club. I may even buy a Fujifilm X100V, if bumblebee will teach me how to use it

Rom, Thank you for your post, your advice and my two all-too-brief Romscar nominations. You gave me two belly laughs. First, when I opened a PM from Schadenfreude, and learned that I had been nominated for Best Monger and Best Newbie. Second, when I PMed you to thank you, and you responded "Paleface, I'd love to chat, but I'm about to get banned from the Forum." And poof, my nominations disappeared. I will never pay for the chop. And this will be my only boob job. In 2020. And I want to do it right, because Maya makes me happy. So I want to make her happy. Cheers, Paleface/Pierce

Pdoggg, Thank you for your comments and questions. I like Maya's flat chest, but she doesn't. Maya has done a few things that speak volumes about her gender dysphoria. One night at Table One, I asked Maya how old she is. Everyone, including Maya, got a huge laugh when she said "sixteen." Later that evening, at my condo, Maya told me that she wanted to show me her ID. She held it out so I could see her 2000 birthdate, but kept her thumb tightly pressed on the lower right corner. When I jokingly pretended to wrest it from her, Maya said "Don't look, photo is boy." I told her it was OK, and Kirati handed me her ID with a photo of a cute short-haired little boy. Maya started to cry, and so I hugged her and told her I loved her. Maya is a terrific pole dancer. When Lily, Paula, etc. dance on the TJ's pole, they toss off their bikini tops, and the tips flow. Maya would NEVER take off her bikini top in public. Maya asked me if I wanted her to take hormones "So I look like a girl." I told her NO. I like her natural, highly responsive body. And I told Maya that booty injections are a deal-breaker for me. I like breast implants, properly done, and they seem to mean the world to Maya. I will not hand 60K THB to Maya. I don't think, at 19, she could handle it. I feel comfortable handing Maya 2000 THB three times a week. This is Maya's second gig at TJ's. Em told me that she fired Maya for smoking ice last year, but that Maya is clean now. Em told me to wait a couple of months to give Maya a chance to prove herself. Thanks again, Pierce

I extended an invite to Aitch, who I'll see tonight at TJ's.

Hello friends, Sorry for my recent absence from this terrific forum. I've been busy. I'll post more here going forward, as more and more I find that Pattaya Ladyboys is inhabited by trolls, basement wankers, bullies, cowards and morons. I'm posting on this thread because I've committed to buying boobs for Maya of TJ's. (I tried to upload two photos of Maya.) Here is where all of you should roll your eyes in unison. I've been with 50-75 LBs. Two have been "outliers." Nina, my Bangkok crush, got the chop at Christmas 2018. Maya is the second outlier. She has a perfect body for me, a big smile, a sparkly personality, and gives me the best sex of my life. When we're together, Maya treats me exactly the way I treat her, which is all I ask. Maya told me she wants "milk." 555 I said yes. Maya asked me to tell Em. Em said "Wait until March." Fine by me. The money is not an obstacle for me. And I'm fully aware that Maya may ditch me the moment we walk out of the surgery center. My friends at TJ's (including Streetwalker Tony) whose opinions I respect, have told me, "If you care for her, just do it. It means so much to her, and it's a way of saying thank you for the happiness she's given you." So I'm asking for any and all experienced advice and opinions anyone cares to offer. I'll endeavor to find the best available doctor, and I'm happy to pay extra for the armpit insertion. Thanks in advance, Pierce PS - I don't know how I wound up with my odd little avatar dude, but I think I like him. He gives me a little "ethnic cred," which isn't easy if you're half Irish and half English.