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Sad Sad Sad will so miss this little lovely bar, tucked away in beautiful jontiem had two great Meet & Greet and met many nice people & Woof Woof here where else will be able to get not one grumpy old git but two and beautiful boys who look like girls and have naughty bits and long hair and wear dresses and heels ? I liked Emmy, always had a soft spot for her - I think she is lovely She had some beautiful girls working for her, who were friendly ,pleasant, and treated everyone like a friend, even made me feel young again As Jimmy says was a nice place to stay I hope she gets set up somewhere (like jimbo) and not be lost to us all Good luck Emmy, Teya & Sunny Be Happy Grunt you still owe me a drink - I hope to live to claim it when (if) I get back to LOS

Hi Jim! doing well, just bored like everyone else, this lockdown has sucked, one month was bad but it's been 4 now! That Ireland trip 3 years ago worked out well, wish I could come back....... No one wants Yanks now, we are Pariahs! Hope all is well with you also Mate ;-)

Hey, what's up kids Used to be a regular in these parts, working on a project coming soon Happy 4th and Happy Canada day to those in the states and Canada!

I find that ape man dude incredibly off-putting. Guy just always struck me as very creepy. Have never enjoyed his videos. Even when he is shagging a totally hot Ladyboy, his presence is so noxious, that I simply cannot watch.

At PY, they periodically try to ensnare my stealth memberships there by starting threads on topics they know I have unique insights into that I would be itching to post. If I did post, then they could take a closer look at the account as to ascertain if it's dreaded old me based on editorial form and content. As a result, I don't post at PY on the very topics on which I could contribute the most. All this to say that they have had a thread running on "Ape man (sic) from ladyboyguide.com" and while I do NOT think that particular thread was started to trap me, it might as well have been as some years ago I also started a similar thread myself in response to a couple of BMs there speculating that I was the "Apeman" for writing on ladyboys with markers same as he had done in one of his ladyboyguide/ ladyboycock pictorials. In that thread, I posted what I knew about "Apeman" who was so-called only by disapproving farangs online (at PY and other Boards). The ladyboys called him "monkey man" but the man himself wanted to be called "Cowboy" as self-presented on his websites. I also posted what I knew about his Nosferatu-looking sidekick "Nigel" who branded himself online as "Naughty Nigel." My thread was promptly hoovered by PY's rootadmin himself because, at the time (2013?) "Apeman" had been an advertiser and I guess the rootadmin wanted to protect him and/or possibly regain his business. Not much of a chance of that as this was also after "Apeman" had ran into trouble with the Thai police, which was to be expected as more than a few of his "co-stars" looked underage. According to my expat source, the police apprehended his computer and "Apeman" immediately left Thailand not to be seen for a while. I don't know when exactly this happened but the ladyboy websites stopped being updated around 2008 (a sister GG site "ExploitedAsianTeens" also ceased and another "AsianStreetMeat" carried on a while longer with different farang performers, possibly having been sold). The ladyboy websites are still online as of this date 12 years later, which suggests the models were old enough and someone--likely the Apeman himself--is paying the domain renewal fees and collecting whatever revenue it generates despite the lack of updates. As regards Nigel he skipped town even sooner than "Ape Man" after having done time in the monkey house for the same reason ladyboys often do (see my next post below). Years later, a ladyboy told me that the word out on the street was that Nigel was HIV+ and insistent on unprotected sex and somebody decided to beat the shit out of him into practicing safe sex. In 2010 (?) I may have seen Nigel in AC (bald-shaved mongers are only too ubiquitous these days). But I am sure I saw Apeman around Pattaya 3 or 4 times in the mid-late 2000s, but always with a GG. A couple sexpats who said they knew him and Nigel told me they were regular fun guys. Has any BM here seen "Apeman" back in Thailand since the late 2000s ??? I know that no one has seen Nigel lately, because, according to Stickman BKK, even though he did return to Thailand ... he passed away in BKK in 2014 from "skin cancer" at the age of 53 (RIP Nigel). Cowboy/Apeman & Nigel are ladyboy mongering LEGENDS in their own right, but they are NOT Romscars-EXCELLENT Legends because they mongered not with flair and empathy, but rather as farang racial supremacists branding their native partners as "Exploited Asian Teens" and "Asian Street Meat." Plus they are not known to have minimally fraternized online with other ladyboy aficionados be it here at LBR or at any of the other ladyboy Boards. In the case of Nigel, his alleged illicit activities and disregard for his unprotected sex partners lives alone disqualify him from the Hall of Legends regardless of any other considerations. Having said that, they were still remarkable enough mongers that they are worthy of public acknowledgment here at The Romscars Club, as well at PY where "Ape Man"'s dedicated thread has zero factual information and went off-topic, which is what happens when knowledgeable, outspoken BMs are systematically excluded. So if anyone wants to post any of this info there on my behalf please feel free to assist them. This is what I know, but there must be more to their stories. Please post here in this thread any further info/anecdotes/opinions you may know already or in the future on these 2 compelling characters. Cheers and here's to Cowboy & Nigel being their obnoxious selves:

Agreed. Nay has never looked better than she did in her video with him, but I can't watch it because yeesh.

Thanks guys! what's going on, anything new in the world or in Thailandia? SOS here in the states, although the Maxwell lady was arrested just up the road from me! and no, she has no dirt on me .......probably because we never met, if we had she'd have some real stories to tell!

Sorry to hear this Katty Bar had a real nice feel to it , very relaxed and a nice bunch of girls there Lets hope a new home appears soon

Cheers Big Tel, you will be seeing a lot more of me soon ;-)

Have seen the Apeman in a few videos. Always turned them off. Not good to watch. The bald headed one looks like he has been photoshopped. Head is too big for the unusual body shape

Never met them as far as I know, but those photos particularly of the Apeman being back memories of early days checking out lb porn on the net. Seeing the photo with S in it made me laugh as it reminded me of the story of how she stole some guy’s bag of golf clubs and tried to sell them on Beach road.

At the outset of this TR, snoop and I coordinated that I would play the role of "the interviewer" as to generate a minimum of interaction in-between his posts. Accordingly, I've tried to come up with good follow-up questions, my own anecdotes, media, etc. But now I'm kinda stumped... Snoop's last post is a tough act to follow. Possibly the most meaningful post I ever read here or at PY. Because it captures that exact moment when we realize our experiences in Thailand have irreversibly changed us from what we expected ourselves to be. I confidently say "we" because I know all of you also experienced a reckoning like that, be it a sudden epiphany or drawn out rationalization over several trips. Snoop captured it masterfully in his last post right above when he marveled "how easy it was to get laid anywhere" while showing heartfelt empathy for the simple-folk lovers who made him "loose enthusiasm" for "human" relations as he had known them. From then on snoop, it's that lyric all over again: "You can check out, but you can never leave..." ... But we all know the price we pay for Thailand is HUGE even if we keep telling ourselves we come out ahead. The heart-wrenching price of walking out on our blood and loves. The absurd price of walking out on ourselves for the sake of our best selves. The inenarrable price of walking out on lives and loves that never were. Snoop you are a good man, in fact so good I think you became "the Cock-Wampyre" not for the sake of lustful pursuit, but because you don't want to break anyone's heart should you subsequently succumb to it... It's too late for most of us. We are old. But you are not snoop. You can still be all you can be. The heart-red Karmann Ghia snoop. It's no coincidence it's been shelved after you got back from Issaan. Thanks for the TR snoop. It's yours to close. I'm out. I owe you a cartoon still...

the one in the middle ..im a coming for you

Not quite fortunate PD, we British are very fortunate to have them, so incidents like this earlier today make me want to fucking puke

Anyone have a clue as to when Yanks may be let back in to Thailand we seem to be banned from most countries, great job our leaders are doing in the states!

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I agree. I've been following the rules in London too. I've only been out of my flat about 5 times in last 3 months, for food or medicine from pharmacy. I don't need to go out for food now as I've managed to get onto a supermarket's online order and delivery list which was closed before. Yes, it must upset the NHS staff who fear a second spike

Well at least his family will have something of value to sell to cover his funeral costs if he dies from Covid 19.

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Brits are quite fortunate to have the NHS!

Sounds like it was a good night. Sorry I could not have been there. Can only hope that she starts up again and it turns out even better than Katty Bar!. I am sure most guys on here would wish her well.

Agreed and Agreed. For me, the location was ideal. Very private but without a desolate feeling. Soothing. Perfect. But unless someone knows about the bar, it's unlikely they would just stumble upon it. Except for perhaps Annabelle! Or maybe she knew about it. Best of luck to Emmy if she finds another bar!

Those Northern Farmers Daughters Ladysons Where did it all go so wrong I hear no-one ask? How did you go from sweet, innocent Yorkshire lad to international playboy? Well I think the pivotal moment, for a number of reasons, was Song Kran of 2012. This was to be the semi infamous TR co-written by a little known BM called Kendo (who subsequently faded back into obscurity — anyone know what happened to him?) and myself. It marked the start of my ventures further afield and helped me overcome any last reservations about traveling alone. It also marked the end of me pursuing relationships with girls back home. Just a few months after my previous trip, and having struck up a bit of a rapport with Kendo, he suggested that I accompany him up to Udon Thani / Isaan. At the time his affections were split between May (who he’d met at Phuket airport) and Jenny the wildcat of Cocktails & Dreams; naturally it didn't end well but it made for a fun ride. May (left) and Shirley (right) at Friendship Bridge in Nong Khai May posing in the room (above) and at Sala Keoku sculpture park (below) We spent the first half of that sojourn in Nong Khai with May; the three of us took a long bus ride out into the middle of Nakon Nowhere, seemingly picked a house at random and demanded the company of whichever son looked prettiest in a dress. Shirley was adorable, never asking for anything, taking good care of me and I'm sad to say I took her for granted. When we left Nong Khai I slipped 3000bt into her handbag — she didn’t realise until sometime after we’d departed at which point she got May to phone Kendo, so she could thank me. I never got her contact details, something I regret a little, and I still wonder to this day what she's doing now. After Nong Khai we headed south to Udon Thani to celebrate Song Kran in Jenny's village by drinking and dancing. In fact, I got so drunk I hooked up with one of Jenny's gg friends, Wan. After a couple of days I left Jen and Kendo to do a bit of exploring around Khon Kaen on my own before returning to Udon. All of this was a real eye-opener for me, on how easy it was to get laid anywhere in Thailand — your options don’t end with go-go bars and “massage” parlours. Wan (left) and Jenny (right) at a Song Kran festival in a small village in the outskirts of Udon Thani dinner at Jenny's house in Isaan (above) Snoop Dawg, Toey aka Nong aka Oei Oei Boogie, and Jenny at Day and Night bar complex in Udon Thani. A ladyboy I picked up on consecutive nights from a Thai disco in Khon Kaen (below) A few days after leaving Isaan a teary-eyed May turned up in Bangkok looking for Kendo and despite having no information at all about where he was staying somehow managed to find him. He felt obliged to bring her along to Pattaya — sand to the beach — before finally paying her off and sending her back to Nakhon Nowhere. Within 2-3 months of returning home I inevitably broke up with the girl I’d been seeing prior to my holiday. She was perfectly nice and it's not as if we didn't get along, but I felt no enthusiasm for seeing her in fact it started to feel like a chore which is not what a relationship should be, so I ended it. What had died was the last breath in me that was human, now I was truly Cock-Wampyre!

I feel really bad about this. It was a bar that you could feel very comfortable in, with no pressure at all. There are a couple of degenerates who habit the place and bring the tone down a bit, but we could excuse those. Nothing stays the same does it?. I think part of its appeal was the location. Out of the way. But I guess that may have been a drawback as far as pulling customers in. Sure enough the regulars know about it, but not passing traffic down Beach Rd. Also the passing foot traffic in Jomtien is not the same as that in parts of Pattaya such as Soi Bukhao, if you know what I mean?. They are not in the main, looking for ladyboys. I really feel for Emmy. With no customers for months and now this. I am guessing the money needed to setup a new bar would be substantial?. Hope she can open a new bar with her present staff and make a go of it. If she has the will to do it?.

Yup. Time for a change.