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  1. The Rime of the Ancient Jomtiener (With apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge) It is an ancient Jomtiener, And he stoppeth one in three, 'By thy long grey hair and drooping fag, Now wherefore stop'st thou me?' Katty Bar's doors are opened wide, I want to enter in, The girls are fine, and so's the wine, May'st hear the merry din. He holds him with his skinny hand, 'There was a bike' , quote he, 'Hold off! Unhand me, grey-hair loon!' Eft soons his hand dropt he. I fear thee ancient Jomtiener, I fear the fag you hold, I fear its' poison laden smoke, He took a drag, his eyes did roll. He holds him with his glittering eye - The visitor stood still. And listens like a three years' child, The Jomtiener hath his will. The visitor stood on the soi. He cannot choose but hear; And thus spake on that ancient man, The bright-eyed Jomtieneer. 'The bike from far away was brought, I rode it down Beach Road, But my eyes were on a girl in slitted shorts, I forgot my safety mode.' 'The front wheel did lock and slip, O'er the handlebars I flew, I lost my balance and my grip, I even lost my shoe'. 'Where's my shoe, where's my shoe?! Was all that I could utter, But fortunately a passing Canada Man, Found it lying in the gutter.' I fear thee, ancient Jomtiener! I fear thy skinny hand! And thou art long, and lank, and brown, as is the Jomtien sand. I fear thee and thy smouldering fag. And thy skinny hand, so brown - 'Fear not, fear not, thou quiet man! This body broke not down.' 'My mishap and my missing shoe, Did aught but the words foretell, Of a fair maiden's visit to Katty Bar, Whose name was Annabel.'
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  2. The phrasing of the question is not correct. Many of the punters on this forum are in a high risk group - either over 60, or having some sort of chronic medical condition. So it should be are you willing to risk getting infected by COVID 19 to have sex with an lb? I guess that depends on how horny you are and if you are willing to roll the dice. It is definitely going to be more risky than contracting HIV, or getting an STD. What are the odds? Well, since there is a lot of disagreement about the actual reporting, we can look at a "super spreader" example and get a rough idea. In South Korea, patient 31 was responsible for spreading the virus to over 100 people in 3 weeks, which then resulted in 1000's more infections. Here is a great video about the case below. If you are unlucky enough to come into contact with a "super spreader", and you are in a high risk category - (older male 60+ with pre-existing cardiac, respiratory condition, obese or diabetes) if you are diagnosed as +ve, there is a 4-11% chance of death as per the CDC What is the risk of you actually contracting the virus? There is no definitive answer to this, but considering you won't be immune to it, then the odds are probably as high as catching a cold from someone. I guess the only temporary solution is the "body condom" until we get an effective vaccine or drug treatment.
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  3. This quarantine had me so bored, I've been watching all the 007 movies all over again and that made me re-evaluate a few of them.. some are actually quite good and some are downright terrible. OHMSS surprised me.. I think I only saw it once 25 years ago but when I looked at it again, its actually quite a well made movie. So I'm curious which are your top 5 and worst 5 bond movies? For me worst 5.. Never Say Never Again Quantum of Solace A view to a Kill For your eyes only Die Another Day Best 5. Spectre You Only Live Twice Goldfinger The Spy Who Loved Me License to Kill (was really hard to pick this one over Golden Eye)
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  4. Bars actually open 2 days (nights later). It's been impressive since they remained empty till last week end. I hardly dare post the photo I had received after that first week end : a couple of ladyboys without make up attending an empty bar. Then, the first customer came : a Japanese guy working in Vietnam and having stayed in Vietnam for the lockdown. Ho bless this happy man. As a matter of fact, girls and ladyboys make money only on commissions on the drinks they sell. So they keep on starving as during the lockdown. Last week end, a few of them decided to stay together and a couple of mates. (The European looking guy ain't Snoop Dag but a Vietnamese as was confirmed to me). Only 2 work in the same bar. Another one was a drag queen artist. I don't know about the other ones. This week end was a bit better : 3 customers. If you're optimistic, you will say that business is increasing. If not, you can also say they are in a pretty fix. It must be hard to make ready and make up to attend at empty bar every night in the middle of girls (there is no specific ladyboy bar in VN, only bars with girls and sometimes ladyboys). Felines are evil creatures. The lone wolf left the territory of the lynx and others who saw themselves as lions. He found a peaceful valley. When the disease came, the prey left their burrows. The lone wolf was lying in the shade on the grass. He began to lick his lips while observing his territory. His next hunt will be hot.
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  5. I am a massive Bond fan (hence duke007) so I like all the films Favourite Bond would be Sir Roger Moore followed by Daniel Craig. Favourite Bond girl would be Mary Goodnight played by Britt Ekland It has been known that a couple of Bond's have been seen in Pattaya along with a Bond girl visiting Room 2 upstairs at the Chow Soy restaurant
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  6. a bit of an irrelevant question PD.... in your OP, i mean, how do people have sex from 2 metres away anyway? or in my case 1.75 metres away?
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  7. I know the Pattaya bars are closed but it's easy enough to find willing ladyboys. Is it unfair to a bargirl to have sex with her in these COVID-19 times? Is it a needless risk to yourself to have sex with a stranger these days? Does it put 3rd parties other than the fucker and fuckee at risk? Is doggy style OK but not missionary with lots of kissing? Pattaya hasn't had even one "reported" case in the last 5 weeks. Most people in Pattaya don't know anyone in Thailand with COVID-19. Most people don't even know anyone who knows anyone in Thailand with it. In Pattaya it doesn't feel like a risk although kissing is probably best avoided. I would think the airplane ride to Thailand is riskier than bargirl sex. What do you guys think?
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  9. . . . and miles to go before I sleep" ????
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  10. I am not British but respectfully claim the honour of being the #1 ladyboy monger James Bond fan having done at PY a whole TR dedicated to Sir Roger Moore right after he passed away in 2017. Each of the TR’s episodes was inspired by one the 007 movies (“From Naklua with Love”; “Never Say Never Jomtien”; "The Thai Who Loved Me'; “Noonraker”, etc.). It contained 1500+ original pics of ladyboys, mostly nude and XXX, and a few custom-videos. It was by far the TR with the most views (100,000+) ever at PY. It was massively threadfucked starting on p. 1 and only at the end (months later!) the mod with a little bit of brains cleaned it up but in doing so botched some parts of it. After I was banned, the nouveau mod with no brains at all moved it into a sub-forum where no one would see it again. After I raided PY to announce the 2019 Romscars, it was hoovered for good. I have it all backed up, and one of these days I am going to start reposting it with a twist at the Romscars Club. For now, I post below a couple pics from the episode inspired by The Man with the Golden Gun, for which I went to the trouble of painting Ploy’s big cock GOLD (it’s NOT shit! It’s gold paint; the only I could find in Pattaya; Ploy got impatient and did not let it dry long enough). To answer the OP’s poll, I am partial to the Roger Moore 007 movies. He did 7 of them and my TOP 5 are: #5 Octopussy (the palace in India full of Bond girls) #4 For Your Eyes Only (the Margaret Thatcher call at the end). #3 A View to a Kill (the Grace Jones fuck scene) #2 The Spy Who Loved Me (the opening downhill ski chase that ends with the British flag parachute) #1 Moonraker (ALL OF IT!) Who cares about my 5 least favorite? It would be sacrilege for me to suggest any of the 007 movies has shortcomings. Instead, here is "The LadyMan with the Golden Gun”.
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  11. I thought she WAS social media?.
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  12. who do you mean?....... if i guess correctly...we are maintaining social distancing QG... of about 4 miles or so......
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  13. 1. I was hoping a fellow Brit would hazard a guess... but it's John Terry, caption of Chelsea FC in 2012 when they won the Champions League (that's like the World Series but for a real sport). He was suspended so didn't play in the final which Chelsea won but at full time he got changed into his kit and posed for photo's with the Cup and as a result because the subject of criticism in the press and much mocking and many memes that continues to this day. This was a friendly jibe at Scott who obviously did not compete in the Volley Ball himself but is pictured in the celebration photos. 2. I was referencing Pdogg above - I liked the nickname but don't believe it was the official name. For reasons I'm not going in to, several bars - I believe bumblebee is correct - held an alternative charity event when they declined to take part in the Volley Ball.
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  14. Yes, and knowing your punting expertise, what are the odds?.
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  15. You're right , makes no sense. I've noticed recently when I have written something words are missing. I think what I want to say while typing but words get lost on the way. Don't know whats going on. I'm on the wrong side of 50 so it might be dementia debuting. What I tried to say was; you are more likely to catch covid if you interact with hookers in Patts than staying home wanking to Pornhub. However, I don't think theres much difference between rimming a seasoned (I prefer those) ladyman, french kissing a girl from Windmill or GFE with a "student" or any type of activities with prostitutes right now in order to get covid though. I also remember reading jiz carries lots of virus, so maybe you're better off with the ladies? Oh hell , I don't know. I'll have to ask QG or rxpharm. I don't think its easier or harder to rim an older ladyman than a young one. I prefer the older ones , 30 and up, and pretty much gave up ladies.
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  16. ... what does that mean 7 ? that rimming a seasoned ladyman is easy ? as opposed to rimming an 18 yo ladyboy, which is not as easy ? Personally, I pass on anything "seasoned." On a more serious note, I never thought I would be posting these words, but here goes: DON'T GIVE RIM JOBS Covid19 is present in feces. You will catch it if your partner is infected and you rim long/deep enough. Check it out from the meds: https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/ but if you must give rimjobs, give SAFE rimjobs
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  17. Good question, PD. If the experts are right, covid transmits easier than rimming a seasoned ladyman, or doggy style OK but not missionary with lots of kissing. It just takes a sneeze right beside you in a crowded mall and voila. So if you are worried about catching covid-19, having sex with a thai prostitute, facemask or not, is probably not what you want to do right now. As for cases in Thailand, come on, I know you're not that naive. You need to do testing in order to find cases. I'm sure people know someone with a cough, a fever, a runny nose though.
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  18. Sad to see. Some ladymen into the clip, No wet markets though.
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