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Used to kick off my jollies in an airport bar but that was many moons ago. used to drink on the plane but that was many moons ago. I just drink less. IMHO its not wise to drink a lot on the plane since the atmosphere is so dry. Alcohol dehydrates you even more and makes you feel crappier as a result. I can NEVER drink enough water on a flight-especially if i am trapped by the window as I dont want to get up every hour or so to go pee. but thats just me.....

We sorta know about pay toilets when we visit here. No excuse for crapping on the bar's floor. If paying to use the toilet is such a big deal, don't go to Thailand

I don't drink alcohol at the airport except for having a couple of Guinness once at Manchester Airport and a pint of Carlsberg at Abu Dhabi once many moons ago (£7), I don't want the risk of continuous pissing on the plane through beer and I'm more content with a Burger King and a coffee ....lol But Flying Long Haul I can enjoy my fair share of 'free' Red Wine on the planes which suits me fine...

Only issue with this is I believe the term Ass Clown is 2 words. LOL

Just 4 words... Dale Carnegie Jenny Craig