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Hard to believe there is not a dedicated page to La Bamba yet, just the one party thread down below. Well let's try to rectify that. Most of you are probably familiar with the bar by now, so let's have a look at some of the faces there this week.

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Nok is so lovely, even though she's so skinny with that stubby little cock,

And that's even if it smells like something that's just come out of a wok,

She looks so cool in either hot pants or a frock,

I must see her soon, for my cock needs to dock,

I'll bang her for hours right around the clock,

Till my money's run dry or her arsehole's hanging out like a wet sock.

An ode of humble worship, dedication, honor & true luuuuuuv, penned in pining agony for Nok...

By Lung, aged 9 :girl_devil: :hair: :nurse: :bow: :hi::ph34r: :angel:

Maybe I'll stick to drawing?

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You missed this one Bumble...i wuz just walking past the other night and couldt resist it.

I did not even realize that place had re opened. This one was just my type

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Wow, great pics!

Lung inspired me:

There once was a Ladyboy named Nok

Who sure knew her way 'round a cock

She would suck it and say

If you give me my way

I wish I could fucking think of a 5th line that rhymed

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Wow, great pics!

Lung inspired me:

There once was a Ladyboy named Nok

Who sure knew her way 'round a cock

She would suck it and say

If you give me my way

I wish I could fucking think of a 5th line that rhymed

There once was a Ladyboy named Nok

Who sure knew her way 'round a cock

She would suck it and say

If you give me my way...

It's onlt 500 to pay...?

My bum'll be red raw & I'll stay...?

We can fuck ourselves into the next day...?

You'll be walking like John Wayne, for at least one more day...?

Maybe I'll invite a friend into the fray...?

You can have one more stab in the clay... I think that's the one!

Fuck this, I've got to go to work DT... :hi:

Yeah, nice pics 'onetruesaxon'... I take it you're a Brit?... Hold up, that's just got to be about the most stupid question that I've ever asked on a forum?????

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Lung inspired me:

There once was a Ladyboy named Nok

Who sure knew her way 'round a cock

She would suck it and say

If you give me my way

I wish I could fucking think of a 5th line that rhymed

Got it, got it, I've got it!!!

There once was a Ladyboy named Nok

Who sure knew her way 'round a cock

She would suck it and say

If you give me my way

Then maybe like Lung, you don't pay? :devil: :money: :ph34r:

Ner ner, ner ner, ner ner... Dipfrock :p :crazy:

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Oh dear... :(

1st, 2nd & 5th lines all rhyme in a Limerick. They should all have between 9 & 10 syllables per line. The 3rd & 4th lines should rhyme & have between 5 & 6 syllables each. It's better if 3 & 4 have an equal number of syllables. Purists like 1, 2 & 5 to match up too but that isn't as important as 3 & 4.

I bet you didn't realise that Limerick writing was such an exact science? I have written 1000's of 'em. Quite appropriate considering I am descended from Limerick in Ireland on my mother's side.

Another lot who escaped the potato famine. Thank god they did too.

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Got it, got it, I've got it!!!

There once was a Ladyboy named Nok

Who sure knew her way 'round a cock

She would suck it and say

If you give me my way

Then maybe like Lung, you don't pay? :devil: :money: :ph34r:

Ner ner, ner ner, ner ner... Dipfrock :p :crazy:

LOVE IT!

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Oh dear... :(1st, 2nd & 5th lines all rhyme in a Limerick. They should all have between 9 & 10 syllables per line. The 3rd & 4th lines should rhyme & have between 5 & 6 syllables each. It's better if 3 & 4 have an equal number of syllables. Purists like 1, 2 & 5 to match up too but that isn't as important as 3 & 4.I bet you didn't realise that Limerick writing was such an exact science? I have written 1000's of 'em. Quite appropriate considering I am descended from Limerick in Ireland on my mother's side.Another lot who escaped the potato famine. Thank god they did too.

I wasn't aware, but I wasn't going for a limerick, at any rate, I'm just not that clever... There's a couple of superb limerick writers here & one's an Aussie like yourself... Hopefully they'll jump on this eventually & then you won't have to feel so disappointed!

Fuck me, you're descended from 'Stab City', I've got some sincerely good friends from there... Complete nut cases, each one of them!!!

LOVE IT!

Great to see a man who can take a joke!.. That's more of what we need +1 Deepthroat :hi:

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There once was a man from Australia

Who's dick trailed behind like azalea

He dressed sharp like a ponce

And was not known to dance

But his parties were true bacchanalia

There once was a cartoonist named Lung

Who's dick was as short as my thumb

But the ladyboys grinned

And hoped to be pinned

By the man who was hung like a plum

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You OK DT? You sound a bit needy today.

Your poetry sucks (rhyming ponce with dance?) but at least you took the time to have a go.

Have +1 from me. There, feel better now?

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There once was a cartoonist named Lung

Who's dick was as short as my thumb

But the ladyboys grinned

And hoped to be pinned

By the man who was hung like a plum

:D :D :D

I'm going to Nantucket

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You OK DT? You sound a bit needy today.

Your poetry sucks (rhyming ponce with dance?) but at least you took the time to have a go.

Have +1 from me. There, feel better now?

C'mon, you among all others must realize that I was going for the british pronounciation of "dance". If we spelled things the way those dopes say things, it would be spelled "donce". Which of course rhymes perfectly with "ponce".

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his gold in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,

Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,

The man and the girl with the bucket;

And he said to the man,

He was welcome to Nan,

But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

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Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,

Where he still held the cash as an asset;

But Nan and the man

Stole the money and ran,

And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

And he said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

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Patty Cash - the cashier at La Bamba is celebrating her birthday on 6th June from 8.00pm onwards.

The theme is "Sexy" - I have no idea what that means as I thought they already were.

Food and Fun

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Nok is having her birthday right now if anyone is is town. Have fun anyone lucky enough to bee there, should be a good night. :drinks:

I'm sick as a dog BB, I'm going to miss it by 3 days, (& BTY, I have't forgot about the tree story, I will get around to it).

Nok's one of my all time favs & she's a real sweetheart & with an absolute heart of gold too! I hope she has a really wonderful night, I just wish I was there!! :hair: :give_rose::drinks: :angel:

Anyway, do you like this cartoon I've drawn for her? I feel that maybe it's a bit more appropriate than the last one I did. :devil:

HAPPY BITHDAY NOK, YOU'RE A DOLL!

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